Funny Pic

[shinta|hikari]

Green platypus is probably a kappa. Strange that it does not have the plate on its head though.

[Archangel]

Yeah that's totally the strangest part about that whole clusterfuck

[darkshadow]

http://www.imgjoe.com/x/baah.jpg
lol thats crazy

[rockmanj]

Ugh...that kind of gave me a headache.

[XanBcoo]

I wish I could be this creative:

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5292/craigslisttrollan.jpg

[Archangel]

http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/45/1308081421747.jpg (http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/45/1308081421747.jpg)

[rockmanj]

I wish I could be this creative:

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5292/craigslisttrollan.jpg

LOL that was pretty well done...hahahah. How in the world did you find that?

[Animeniax]

LOL that was pretty well done...hahahah. How in the world did you find that?

Ditto, and could you provide a link to a larger version? I need to test my HR policies on sexual harrassment by showing this around the office.

[Archangel]

For the record dear fucktard mod, i didn't get the picture from 4chan

[enkoujin]

...

10. No racism: This rule isn't difficult to follow.

...

http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php/12375-The-Almighty-Rules-of-Gotwoot?p=267304&viewfull=1#post267304

[XanBcoo]

Cue bitching in 5, 4, 3, 2...

[dragonrage]

...1...0...

Is this thread rioting too?

[Animeniax]

Can you post a link to what Archangel posted so we can judge for ourselves whether it is appropriate or not?


...1...0...

Is this thread rioting too?
It's funny if you think about it, but in the East they riot to protest human rights violations, poor treatment, and crap living conditions. In the West, they riot because their sports team lost.

[XanBcoo]

Now I see where the name came from...

http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/7299/snoopdog.jpg

[shinta|hikari]

How blind can translators be?

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/shinta617/100000.jpg

[Archangel]

To avoid any further bitching and satisfy everyone's curiosity

http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/8162/36iajuwm.jpg

[Buffalobiian]

I don't get it.

[Archangel]

Blame Xan

[Assertn]

I don't get it.

Take "Diglet", and replace the D with an N.
Then observe how the bike is missing in the 3rd frame.

[darkshadow]

^that is hilarious, I don't care how racist it is.

[Xelbair]

I agree with DS. It is just funny.
Racist jokes are ok, but only if they are only jokes.

[Penner]

Hah, that one was pretty funny lol

[Uchiha Barles]

Racist jokes are awesome. I honestly don't see why it's such a big deal, particularly sense we don't seem to have a community of crybabies on these forums when it comes to these things.

[Carnage]

Racist jokes are awesome. I honestly don't see why it's such a big deal, particularly sense we don't seem to have a community of crybabies on these forums when it comes to these things.

And hopefully no actual racists!

[dragonrage]

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=730&d=1308449322

[Uchiha Barles]

And hopefully no actual racists!

I remember a guy named Mage on these forums. He was either the most powerful troll in existance, or an actual racist. I died laughing at half his posts, chuckled at the other half. Racism just doesn't make much sense to me in most circumstances so I'm generally able to laugh at it (when it's funny) and take it in stride other times.

[dragonrage]

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=731&d=1308449500

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=732&d=1308449955


What are your thoughts on this metaphor

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=733&d=1308450171

[Carnage]

I remember a guy named Mage on these forums. He was either the most powerful troll in existance, or an actual racist. I died laughing at half his posts, chuckled at the other half. Racism just doesn't make much sense to me in most circumstances so I'm generally able to laugh at it (when it's funny) and take it in stride other times.

Yeah I remember him, Im pretty sure he was just trolling. It was too artistic and perfect.

[Archangel]

^that is hilarious, I don't care how racist it is.
Black man's seal of approval, kindly fuck off now Xan

[IFHTT]

I remember a guy named Mage on these forums. He was either the most powerful troll in existance, or an actual racist. I died laughing at half his posts, chuckled at the other half. Racism just doesn't make much sense to me in most circumstances so I'm generally able to laugh at it (when it's funny) and take it in stride other times.

Haha, yeah. Mage was quite a character. I wonder whatever happened to that guy.


Also, I lol'd heartily at the Beavis & Butthead image.

[dragonrage]

Black man's seal of approval, kindly fuck off now Xan


DS isn't black.

Now if you're done with your hissy fit would you mind getting back on track with this thread or take it to the flame pit or might i suggest the bitching thread.

This is Assertnfailure avatar in a few years

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=734&d=1308544864

[XanBcoo]

Black man's seal of approval, kindly fuck off now Xan

You are a literal child and a moron.

I'm not going to justify editing the post or giving you the warning(s). Please continue posting unfunny images you found on 4chan.

Everyone else, please post funny images.

[dragonrage]

http://forums.gotwoot.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=735&d=1308545393

[Animeniax]

DS isn't black.

He's African-American. That's what they prefer to be called.

[Buffalobiian]

He's African-American. That's what they prefer to be called.

DS ain't American.

@Dragonrage: did Assertn have something against Pikachus or something..

[Animeniax]

DS ain't American.

http://media.skateboard.com.au/forum/images/Thats_the_joke3.jpg

[Assertn]

http://johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-53.gif

This dog is a dick

[Animeniax]

Clever dog, he wanted the food so he set everything up for the fall. Kind of feels like Half-life 2 with the chain reactions.

[Archangel]

You are a literal child and a moron.

I'm not going to justify editing the post or giving you the warning(s). Please continue posting unfunny images you found on 4chan.

Everyone else, please post funny images.

Umad brah?

And to make it thread related, here's an unfunny 4chan image

http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/4259/1299027236536.jpg

[Uchiha Barles]

http://johnwilliams713.com/abd/abd-53.gif

This dog is a dick

That's freakin' awesome. A dog can get tired of kibbles n' bits.

[dragonrage]

@Dragonrage: did Assertn have something against Pikachus or something..

Good question. I would say ask the man himself.

But allow me to speculate if you will, Pikachu like all child actors have a dark side, underage drinking, drug abuse, sex with transgenders coupled low self-esteem; the list can go on, I am sure you know a few of them. And you know as time goes by most of them fall by the wayside and sink in to the dream of yesteryear using cheap booze and nyquil to numb their agony. Don't let the posh convertible car he drives or the wavy hair fool you, Assertn certainly sees his reflection in that image and distorted, aging Pikachu is his outlet. I hope that I answer your question.



p.s. or it could be that he has bad taste in avatar and this is humorous and disturbing. who knows what goes on in the mind of that troll.

[Assertn]

Don't let the posh convertible car he drives or the wavy hair fool you
Dude I've been driving a mini cooper for 3 years now.

[dragonrage]

Dude I've been driving a mini cooper for 3 years now.

Drove* I stand corrected. My mistake.

Is that an upgrade or downgrade? Is it sport?

[Assertn]

Drove* I stand corrected. My mistake.

Is that an upgrade or downgrade? Is it sport?
Yep, it's an '08 mini cooper S.
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2265/93335703560101353140033.jpg

[dragonrage]

Nice, hope you removed the limiter if there was one. Those things have good acceleration and handling. But now they are everywhere.

[Animeniax]

Isn't it fitting that Assertn posted a picture of his car in the "funny pics" thread? Burn!

[Psyke]

That's a nice car.

[Assertn]

Thanks, Psyke

[IFHTT]

Was going to post this in Sapphi's "Sex" thread under the guise of a metaphorical summary of my experience on the topic. But I think I'll just put it here instead.

Solar Penis:
http://jam-it.in/images/solarpenis1.png

[Archangel]

This can't be real

http://i.imgur.com/15ARe.jpg

[Xelbair]

I shall quote the christians 'God works in mysterious ways'. If its true i pity the fool.

[Buffalobiian]

Certainly medication could have helped him. Retinoids work wonders.

[Kraco]

Certainly medication could have helped him. Retinoids work wonders.

There's no cure for being an arse.

[Assassin]

There's no cure for being an arse.

word



But really Kraco, dont be an arse

[shinta|hikari]

I think it's fake. How can he notice the first time he saw it on a mirror? It would have been displayed backwards on the reflection.

[Psyke]

I'm quite sure he wouldn't take long to notice given the attention it screams for.

[XanBcoo]

Finally got a picture of this little guy who hides in my collection of sea shells in the bathroom.

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/5973/doughboyshell.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/doughboyshell.jpg/)



I wonder what he's so concerned about...

[Archangel]

You should turn that into a "When you see it, you'll shit bricks" pic

Edit: Lol

http://i.imgur.com/04w7N.jpg

[dragonrage]

849

851

850

852

853

Piracy

854

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/KlCBk.jpg

Not that funny, but it's nice isn't it?

[Animeniax]

Beyond nice, pretty f*cking awesome strip. Speaks volumes.

[XanBcoo]

That was really touching.

855

[Assertn]

Had this happen to me just now...
894

[Killa-Eyez]

906

KARMA-HAME-HA!

[Kraco]

Based on the unfazed riot police, it's safe to say the scouter didn't read over 9000 for that dude.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/u3vpY.jpg

[Archangel]

When you see it...

http://i.imgur.com/O1zcX.jpg

[darkshadow]

...shit brix?
Your tolerance to shitting bricks seems extraordinarily low...

[Assertn]

Not really a funny pic. Interesting math puzzle though.

[enkoujin]

Axiom alert.

It's just the wording.

If the question involved creating or producing something like a soap dispenser, then the red corrections would make sense.

On the other hand, because Maria starts with a board and she is to cut it, then obviously, the time it takes for her to cut the board into two pieces would take twice as long if she were to split the one original board into three.

[Kraco]

Whoever wrote that question is a failure of a human being that has never sawed a board. Even a rusty saw wouldn't take 10 minutes to cut through a single board.

Forgetting that detail, a math teacher correcting incorrectly such a simple question is a funny picture in my judgement.

[darkshadow]

What if marie was 8 years old and the wood was high quality oak?


And the saw is tiny...

[UChessmaster]

Am i missing something? it can be both 20 or 15 minutes depending how you cut the board piece right?

[Buffalobiian]

Am i missing something? it can be both 20 or 15 minutes depending how you cut the board piece right?

No.

Cutting a piece of board into two pieces takes 1 cut. Cutting the board into three takes 2 cuts. If it takes 10 minutes to perform one cut, then two would take 20 minutes.

The marker is dumb enough to think instead that "cutting something into 2 pieces takes 10 minutes. Therefore, that's 1pc per 5 minutes - and 3 pieces must take 15 minutes.

The marker would be right if the question was about cutting pieces off a block of wood - in which case the bulk block would not count as a piece.


edit: well, actually, I take that back.

Yes, it can be 15 depending on how you cut the wood, but that's stupid, since you don't define the method as the quickest possible one, then you can answer with anything you want and justify it.

A scenario to fit the above example could be: the original block was a square. It takes 5 minutes to cut from one edge to the center, and another 5 minutes to do one from another edge in order to cut out a quadrant. Then you only have to spend 5 minutes cutting out a protruding bit to create another piece..

[UChessmaster]

Take the fictional board and do a vertical cut in the middle, two pieces, 10 minutes, now take either piece and do an horizontal cut, 3 pieces, 15 minutes. I guess that`s how the teacher saw it, which is not necessarily wrong, and before someone comes trolling i never said the 20 minutes answer was wrong.


Yes, it can be 15 depending on how you cut the wood, but that's stupid, since you don't define the method as the quickest possible one, then you can answer with anything you want and justify it.

True that.

[Buffalobiian]

Take the fictional board and do a vertical cut in the middle, two pieces, 10 minutes, now take either piece and do an horizontal cut, 3 pieces, 15 minutes. I guess that`s how the teacher saw it, which is not necessarily wrong, and before someone comes trolling i never said the 20 minutes answer was wrong.

I edited my post while you were posting I think, but yes.

Your scenario assumes that the board is twice as long as it is wide btw, which isn't stated in the question. ;)

Given the details of the question, I think it's pretty safe to say 20 is the only reasonable answer.

[Kraco]

There's a picture with a narrow wooden board and a typical saw right next to the text. If that wasn't relevant to the question and was there only to confuse people, the teacher should be sawed in half, slowly and with no magic tricks.

[Xelbair]

If there is more than one answer to the question, each of them should be good.
depending on how you visualize it:
1) cutting the board into 2 exact pieces - 10 minutes, cutting board into 3 exact pieces 20 minutes
2) cutting two pieces FROM the board - 10 minutes, so 5 minutes for piece
3) you are cutting the board in half parallel to the longer side - takes 10 minutes, you are calculating the (length cut)/(time), then you cut one of pieces parallel to the shorter side, etc - so it takes less time for each cut, but you lack the dimensions of the board to approach this angle.


anyways about teacher's mistakes.. one math teacher fucked up marking the questions on test(seriously - that test was for 4th grade of elementary school - yet the 50% of questions will only make sense to you when you are 3 years older or so, and some of those were phrased so badly that university students had no idea what they were supposed to mean.) - too bad that one of her pupil's parents was a university math teacher.

[darkshadow]

Revision on 1)
It doesn't have to be exact pieces, that's exactly why it would take 20 minutes to cut 3 pieces; even if you cut it in a ratio of 1:3:6 each cut will still take 10 minutes.

This sure turned silly fast...damn you buff >=o.

[KrayZ33]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/memes-too-long-didnt-fing-read.jpg

[Sapphire]

I read all of that without blinking. Do I win?

[Death BOO Z]

on gotwoot? you always lose.

[XanBcoo]

Got bored halfway through.

Either I don't like to read or it was boring and rambling.

[Kraco]

Being able to read BS doesn't prove anything positive under normal circumstances. Unless you count too much free time positive.

[Buffalobiian]

The "tl;dr" provokes you to read further, but I didn't even get that far on my first go.

"THE INTERNET HAS SHORTENED YOUR ATTENTION SPAN" - yep, knew that. move on.

Only Sapphi's "Did I win?" made me revisit that wall of text.

[Xelbair]

Revision on 1)
It doesn't have to be exact pieces, that's exactly why it would take 20 minutes to cut 3 pieces; even if you cut it in a ratio of 1:3:6 each cut will still take 10 minutes.

This sure turned silly fast...damn you buff >=o.

My bad - i just wanted to say that the whole board is cut in X pieces, and doing one cut takes 10 minutes.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/6VdoL.jpg

Overanalyze the fucking cookie Bill, you know you want to >_>

[darkshadow]

That is the greatest cookie - wrapper combo in existence.

[Archangel]

I know right? I had a good clean lol at its expense.

[shinta|hikari]

It's not a cookie, it's a melon pan. The melon pan outside coating is made of cookie dough though, so it looks like it.

From what I can see (since the text is really small), the text says: "??? melon ??? made to look like an afro, a chocolate cream filled melon pan."

[UChessmaster]

haha he overanalized it!

[Animeniax]

The main text says "Black Melon Pan". This is the greatest thing to come out of Japan in a long time.

[Kraco]

Yeah, that's an awesome idea for a wrapping/product.

[Buffalobiian]

I would have thought it was a fungus-encrusted rock if you guys didn't say otherwise.. >_>

[Archangel]

It's kind of funny both in and out of context

http://i.imgur.com/qYA55.png

[Archangel]

Pretty cool

http://i.imgur.com/HczqK.gif

[darkshadow]

opponency and adaptation at work. Funny how our brain adapts for faults in the retina.

[shinta|hikari]

It's funny how even if you know it is happening, as long as you don't look away, the colour stays there.

[Animeniax]

Any colour-blind folks on gotwoot? I wonder what they see...

Pretty cool trick though.

[darkshadow]

They would simply see the inverse of the colours they can see, that's how the adaptation works.

[Sapphire]

I don't see anything. :(

[Kraco]

I don't see anything. :(

That's only because your legendary lack of concentration doesn't allow you to keep staring at the dot long enough.

[shinta|hikari]

That's what I thought too. In fact, all my friends who are like that did not see anything at first and asked me what the picture was about.

[Buffalobiian]

I didn't look at the dot but instead looked at the bar. Didn't make a difference.

[DB_Hunter]

You can look anywhere as long as you don't move your gaze after the colour flips.

[Archangel]

Dem bitches man... dem bitches

http://i.imgur.com/dMtxW.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/dMtxW.jpg)

[XanBcoo]

Wow! That was funny and so totally a real conversation!

[Carnage]

Wow! That was funny and so totally a real conversation!

It cant be too far from the truth.

[Archangel]

Why are you so closed minded Xan? Sometimes you just have to have a lil faith

I guess it's not that funny though... here's a better one

http://i.imgur.com/bB5bD.jpg

[Buffalobiian]

Wow! That was funny and so totally a real conversation!

One of my relatives had half of his fortune taken from him in his last divorce, and another relative had asked me whether her husband giving his sons complete control over his money should he be mentally incapacitated or otherwise unable to communicate his thoughts would mean she could be kicked out of the house, whether she could get any of it if she divorced him (then), and proceeded to start up a bank account with only her name in it for future financial security.

Yeah... it's not all flowers and roses...

Marines.. lol.

[XanBcoo]

One of my relatives had half of his fortune taken from him in his last divorce, and another relative had asked me whether her husband giving his sons complete control over his money should he be mentally incapacitated or otherwise unable to communicate his thoughts would mean she could be kicked out of the house, whether she could get any of it if she divorced him (then), and proceeded to start up a bank account with only her name in it for future financial security.

Yeah... it's not all flowers and roses...

Marines.. lol.

I think it's funny that men think women are scheming behind their backs on how to steal all of their money.

[Animeniax]

Why are you so closed minded Xan? Sometimes you just have to have a lil faith

I guess it's not that funny though... here's a better one

http://i.imgur.com/bB5bD.jpgBwhahaah that's awesome!!! Don't fuck with Marines.

[Buffalobiian]

I think it's funny that men think women are scheming behind their backs on how to steal all of their money.

It's about as legit as bosses thinking their workers are stealing behind theirback. It doesn't always happen, but it doesn't mean you can just brush it off as fake.

[rockmanj]

For all you Parks and Rec fans: 926

[darkshadow]

Dem bitches man... dem bitches

Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.

[Archangel]

Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.
You mean they should get a prenup or they should sign a contact rendering divorce out of the question?

[XanBcoo]

Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.

Prenup dude.

Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.

[Carnage]

Prenup dude.

Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.

Then why do they take half our income every time?

[Animeniax]

Prenup dude.

Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.I don't think you'll find that many women who will sign a prenup. It's basically a signed statement that you both think shit won't work out and that she's a money-grubbing whore. Neither of which is what a woman wants to hear, true or not.


Then why do they take half our income every time?That's only in some states and only if she doesn't work. If you're a stay-at-home dad (my dream job) or you make less than her, you stand to take some of her $$ if you divorce.

[dragonrage]

Prenup dude.

Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.

Prenuptial agreements have expiry dates. Just saying.

It's a risk all married people take and the courts do favor the women and they tend to take full advantage of it. With more than half of all marriages ending in disaster within 3- 5 years, it's a good idea to have a prenuptial agreement but it isn't foolproof. Also you don't have to be legally married to someone for them to be entitled to some form of compensation. There is something called "common law marriage" which means if you're living together with someone for a certain amount of time it is legally acceptable.

Personally I still want to get married, but to the right person. I only want to do it once.

[Archangel]

The desperation... it burns. And rofl ending


http://i.imgur.com/CbfzM.jpg

[Death BOO Z]

His big brain, who has long since passed into the realm of formal operations (as well as superformal, and transformal) is no match for cody's big heart.


the only thing worse than a psychology student is a philosophy student.

[Xelbair]

His big brain, who has long since passed into the realm of formal operations (as well as superformal, and transformal) is no match for cody's big heart.


the only thing worse than a psychology student is a female philosophy student. Fix'd
seriously, most annoying things on the earth. Psychology teachers/proffs are cool through.

[Archangel]

America~

http://i.imgur.com/v4Gyl.jpg

[XanBcoo]

We're told from a young age that it's "i before e except after c".

But never told that there are more exceptions to that rule than there are examples of the rule itself.

Plus, phonetically it makes sense "wiiiii-eeeeerrrd". My mnemonic was to remember that "weird" was spelled in a "weird" way.

Edit: BRO CODE

950

[Animeniax]

That's peculiar since phonetically "weird" would actually be we-ird, not wi-erd. "Wi-erd" would sound like "wired" if you're talkin' in 'Mercan.

[Archangel]

Does anyone have the backstory on this one?

http://i.imgur.com/qDBmF.gif

[Buffalobiian]

We're told from a young age that it's "i before e except after c".

But never told that there are more exceptions to that rule than there are examples of the rule itself.

Plus, phonetically it makes sense "wiiiii-eeeeerrrd". My mnemonic was to remember that "weird" was spelled in a "weird" way.

Edit: BRO CODE

950

But wee-ird works as well.

[bagandscalpel]

Does anyone have the backstory on this one?

http://i.imgur.com/qDBmF.gif

Reminds me of the "distraction speech" assignment of the Speech class I took, except with a higher weight tolerance on what could be thrown.

[Archangel]

This is a pretty funny comic. Clean fun too.

http://i.imgur.com/EnO4f.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/q9NPo.jpg

[Sapphire]

http://i.imgur.com/OPNWo.jpg

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/dZ67N.jpg

[XanBcoo]

That comic is hilarious despite how bland the joke is. I think it's the art and the look on the guy's face in the last panel.

Last week one of my students drew this on her quiz:

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/1204/dancingwithabraham.th.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/641/dancingwithabraham.jpg/)

I thought it was cute.

[Sapphire]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww~!~~~

[Archangel]

Exactly, it's the look in the last panel that did it for me

http://i.imgur.com/xOtWE.jpg

[darkshadow]

Hahaha can't unsee.

[Kraco]

Haha, indeed! That wouldn't be a compliment even if it was a man.

[Animeniax]

From Tosh.0's blog post titled "DAT TOMATO":

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/09/tomato-butt.jpg

[Archangel]

Alpha as fuck

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3645/1317252462124.gif

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/733/1317380024202.gif

[Sapphire]

That is awesome. I want more. Seriously.

[Animeniax]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/09/is-ham-tasty.jpg

The caption makes it even sweeter: He lost to a project entitled, "Gravy: Does It Make Everything Taste Fucking Awesome?"

[Sapphire]

Hellz Yeah. I see the introduction (abstract?) and procedure on the left. LOL

[Animeniax]

I hadn't noticed that statement on the board! I saw it posted several times in the comments section and just thought the guy was being funny. Sometimes I can't see the trees for the forest. Unfortunately the comments section was littered with racist comments. Mostly funny, but still racist.

[Sapphire]

Well, that's OK as long as they're funny.

[Archangel]

Well, that's OK as long as they're funny.
Tell that to Xan the white knight, bring any racism or sexism about and he's sure to vanquish it with his spear of pure shining light also known as the "edit post" button

Time to fight the power

http://i.imgur.com/01xjR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/XnRbg.png

[XanBcoo]

Tell that to Xan the white knight, bring any racism or sexism about and he's sure to vanquish it with his spear of pure shining light also known as the "edit post" button

I'm of the "nothing is sacred" school of comedy.

Y'know, as long as it's funny.

And that diglett picture was neither funny nor clever. Sorry.

[Archangel]

Cool opinion bro, but other people found it funny and were quite vocal about it as well

What you need to realize is that humor isn't a straight fact but a matter of personal taste.

[Animeniax]

You two need to chill out and go lift some weights together. I miss the camaraderie I felt in the workout thread.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/LPKzP.jpg

[Animeniax]

I think the difference is that people can choose to be wicked or not, since we have free will. So even if you are wicked now, you can mend your ways and be good and the balance of your life is what determines if you were wicked or not. According to some religions, you can be wicked your entire life, then recant on your deathbed and all is forgiven. Bunch of bullshit.

But it's what makes humans greater than angels in some accounts, since we have the choice to be good or bad, so if we choose to be good, it's even better than being angelic, who have no choice about being good, they simply must be good.

[shinta|hikari]

There are fallen angels in that religion you know, like Lucifer.

[Animeniax]

There are fallen angels in that religion you know, like Lucifer.One out of a thousand ain't bad.

[Archangel]

...so back on topic

http://i.imgur.com/NgBub.jpg

[Killa-Eyez]

The irony.

[Sapphire]

970

Totally badass and beautiful.

[Assertn]

970

Totally badass and beautiful.
She stole it from a picture somewhere. I saw that just the other day.

[XanBcoo]

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1561/teddybearmh.jpg

[Animeniax]

She should have gotten a tshirt of that instead of marring her body with something so tacky. Girls who get lots of tattoos = low self-esteem.

[Kraco]

There's no way that monster would fit under any bed.

[Sapphire]

She should have gotten a tshirt of that instead of marring her body with something so tacky. Girls who get lots of tattoos = low self-esteem.Angelina Jolie has low self-esteem?

[Edort4]

After selling his body to directors and producers in her youth to become a movie star saying that a few tatoo made her have low self-esteem isnt much.

Anyways teddy bears FTW.

[Xelbair]

http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/10/c535295494c8f7116b17bbb295b5c111.jpeg?1317650868

[Animeniax]

Hard times hit even the wealthy:

http://chivethethrottle.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/dar-500-dsc000701wtmk.jpg

[Archangel]

Maybe it's his own business?

[Animeniax]

Do you not have pizza delivery in your country? You only have that sign on your car if you're delivering.

[Archangel]

Really? We only use bikes around here, i assumed that was some form of advertisement.

[XanBcoo]

Can you explain that picture to me? I don't understand what's meant to be funny.

[Animeniax]

That's an Aston Martin DB7 being used to deliver Dominoes pizza. The car costs around $150k new.

[Xelbair]

Wow, you mark cars especially for pizza delivery? great joke that only amerifags can get...

[Assertn]

Wow, you mark cars especially for pizza delivery? great joke that only amerifags can get...
Wow, you never knew that delivery drivers mark their cars? Poland must live under a rock.

[Xelbair]

Nope, pizza delivery over here uses normal car in most cases. Don't assume that it is always the same in every country.

[Kraco]

The pizza delivery cars I see in these parts are painted all over with the company brand and info. They aren't normal cars carrying some plastic thing on the roof. It must be some business philosophy difference between forcing workers to use their own car or to have a company car. Nevertheless I can't see how it would be financially viable with a car like that, just like Ani said. Maybe it's a special delivery to rich people only, like if Assertn orders a pizza, they will use an Aston Martin to bring it.

Edit: Although now that Xel said it, I might be only seeing the special cases and if others use normal cars, I would never even know it's a pizza delivery.

[Archangel]

Why the fuck would you even use cars for pizza delivery when bikes are way more mobile? Only Amerifats order so much pizza that they would need that much space for delivery.

[darkshadow]

Indeed all pizza..heck most food deliveries here are done by bike/scooter, which are both substantially faster.

[Assertn]

Nope, pizza delivery over here uses normal car in most cases. Don't assume that it is always the same in every country.Lol I don't care if some bumfuck nowheresville doesn't put signs on their cars. You're the one getting all judgemental for some reason because someone posted a picture that you can't relate to.

@Archangel: Obviously, you are unfamiliar with the differences in transportation between cities. Even between cities in California, it's very different. San Fran has lots of public transportation, while in LA, everyone drives, lest they want to risk being run over on their bike or stuck next to a smelly homeless person on a bus (which is generally about 90% smelly homeless people). I know people who try to bike around here, and one guy wiped out pretty hard cause there aren't a lot of bike lanes and he got hit by a car. I got hit by a car myself when I tried riding a bike and some dumb broad was exiting a driveway. Typical European ignorance presumes driving a car = fat and lazy.

[Animeniax]

It's actually a really bad idea to label your car as a pizza delivery vehicle. Robbers know you have cash and free pizza. I had a friend who was a pizza delivery guy who got robbed while on a delivery. And he wasn't even driving an Aston Martin.

Like Assertn said, one of the hallmarks of American life are the vast distances between locations, particularly suburban homes and the retail/food districts. It would take 30+ minutes riding on very hilly terrain to deliver pizza to my house. So the last guy on your route would have to wait 2 hrs for his pizza. It's the reason the US is the biggest consumer of oil, we have the most cars because we have the most distance to go and mass transit is lacking. I think our person per square foot ratio is also one of the smallest in the 1st world.

[Assertn]

How do you get robbed while on a delivery?

[Animeniax]

You park your car and walk to the door of the apartment you are delivering to, which can sometimes be a good 100 yards away. People see you and know you've got cash for change and from sales, and you're encumbered by the hot pizzas and probably don't know the area.

[XanBcoo]

How do you get robbed while on a delivery?
Smelly homeless people love pizza.

[Archangel]

Smelly homeless people love pizza.
I thought the smelly homeless people were trapped inside the bus.

[Animeniax]

I thought the smelly homeless people were trapped inside the bus.They can still love pizza, even trapped in a bus.

[Buffalobiian]

We only had one company car, and our old boss kept that when he sold the business to the current boss. The drivers use their own cars for deliveries. The current boss did make them carry the plastic advertisement box on their cars for a while, but I think he's stopped now. It screws up the paint job on the car.

And Cars >>> Bikes here.. so more often than not you'll find a delivery car vs a delivery bike.

None of our drivers have been robbed in at least 5 years.

[Assertn]

the place i worked at didn't require me to have a sign on my car, but it was also a mom-and-pop shop.

[Buffalobiian]

the place i worked at didn't require me to have a sign on my car, but it was also a mom-and-pop shop.

Yeah, this one's a fast food chain one - though the fact that the first boss didn't care tells you that it really didn't matter. The 2nd boss just wanted to increase sales.

[Animeniax]

I recall my friend said he and other drivers hated the sign and the potential danger of posting it on their delivery cars, but the bosses were hard-asses about it. It's been a long time since those days, but that sticks out in my mind.

Back on topic:

990

[Buffalobiian]

I recall my friend said he and other drivers hated the sign and the potential danger of posting it on their delivery cars, but the bosses were hard-asses about it. It's been a long time since those days, but that sticks out in my mind.

Back on topic:

990

I don't get it. Are they skunks?

[Assertn]

Back on topic:
I can't relate to this image, and am therefore offended that you posted it.

[Animeniax]

Nope, pizza delivery over here uses normal car in most cases. Don't assume that it is always the same in every country.It is in all the major countries.


I don't get it. Are they skunks?Yeah, they're skunks.


I can't relate to this image, and am therefore offended that you posted it.Take it easy on the kid, he's from Poland after all.

[Buffalobiian]

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/5285/f0drnm.jpg

[Sapphire]

http://i.imgur.com/UGHlk.jpg

From TL Notes (http://tlnotes.wordpress.com)

[Assertn]

I feel this thread needs a reminder of what you are to us:

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/307635_537940083210_160900752_30894242_380438406_n .jpg

[Archangel]

Did we really need a reminder of how dumb you people are though?

For relatedness, here's some cool shit

http://i.imgur.com/WB3nK.gif

http://i.imgur.com/x6pOf.gif

http://i.imgur.com/kwOx5.gif

http://i.imgur.com/tma7U.gif

http://i.imgur.com/HHl2p.gif

http://i.imgur.com/zO2GO.gif

[Assertn]

Those are some pretty funny pics brah

[Sapphire]

I'm traumatized by those pics.

[Archangel]

I have way better ones but the GIFs are around 5Mb a piece and uploading them would be a drag

[Buffalobiian]

Did we really need a reminder of how dumb you people are though?

They've come a long way. (http://forums.gotwoot.net/showthread.php/11902-The-Funny-Videos-Thread!?p=402120&viewfull=1#post402120)

[Archangel]

I quite literally laughed out loud, why the fuck would you post this shit up on facebook?

http://i.imgur.com/mPRVn.jpg

[Animeniax]

Wasn't the original purpose of basements to take water like in that picture?

[Archangel]

Wasn't the original purpose of basements to take water like in that picture?
And the original purpose of women was making babies and sandwiches, times are a'changin bro. It's a fair assumption that this guy's furnished basement wasn't supposed to become a swimming pool.

[Animeniax]

The basement is just doing what basements do... take on water. It's like when the tiger attacked Sigfried or Roy... it was just doing what tigers do. Now go get me a samich, hold the baby.

[Carnage]

Or, maybe women should just be back in the kitchen making sandwiches.

[tongulla]

http://viewgusta.com/pictures/original/My%20Desk%21.jpg (http://viewgusta.com)

[Animeniax]

This might have been posted before:

1010

[Archangel]

I think is has, but it's still hilarious.

[Animeniax]

I think is has, but it's still hilarious.The look on Nicholson's face is priceless.

[XanBcoo]

Taken from an Occupy Seattle photoset:

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4369/executecorporations.jpg

[Animeniax]

That's f*cking awesome! "Corporations are people" is the biggest piece of political horseshit ever.

[XanBcoo]

That's f*cking awesome! "Corporations are people" is the biggest piece of political horseshit ever.
The sentiment is pretty prevalent throughout the OWS protestors. You're definitely in the right city if you want to learn more or get involved. I was up in Austin yesterday for the solidarity march. My own photos are a lot less impressive but I did see some good signs.

[Kraco]

That's a fine sign for sure.

[Animeniax]

Funny stuff
1013

[Archangel]

I think i missed this one last time

http://i.imgur.com/cxYIK.gif

Pretty cool

[Assertn]

The US according to some european dude (and probably archangel)


http://i.imgur.com/s9m4a.png

[Buffalobiian]

I think i missed this one last time

http://i.imgur.com/cxYIK.gif

Pretty cool

That's wicked.

Camouflages must work so much better in water since it's a low lighting condition with all the murkiness to hide any imperfections and outlines.

[Assassin]

Actually, there are no imperfections and outlines...atleast as far as that video is concerned. the original source is a TED talk by a marine biologist (one of the early ones, early 2000's i believe) which you should really check out. Its incredible how innovative marine life is, and how perfectly they can do what we only dream of in our sci-fi fantasies.

[Kraco]

Its incredible how innovative marine life is, and how perfectly they can do what we only dream of in our sci-fi fantasies.

People oft call the products of evolution highly innovative, but in reality it takes the nature hundreds of thousands if not millions of years to come up with anything grander and then it's usually only one or two fancy characteristics per genus/tribe. I'm not saying you wouldn't find truly impressive things in the oceans, for example, but comparing it to human innovation is irrelevant. But if you must, then let's just say it's incredible how we can dream of anything in scifi fantasies. No other species on this planet can.

[Animeniax]

I can't wait until humans evolve us a third arm. Really you can't do much with just one arm, so if you lose one now, you're screwed. It would be nice to have one in reserve.

[Death BOO Z]

really large shoe
1022

It's news, but not real news: source (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8837736/Man-orders-size-14.5-slipper-and-gets-size-1450-after-mistranslation-in-China.html)

[shinta|hikari]

I don't have a Facebook account, but I actually know these people.

http://reklamador.net/images/articles/generalization.jpg

[Animeniax]

From a pictorial titled: If the Internet Took Over Our Schools:

http://i-beta.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/6/7/21967_slide.jpg?v=1

[Animeniax]

Suggestive pumpkin carvings:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/10/pumpkin-stripper.jpg

[Xelbair]

http://i1.kwejk.pl/site_media/obrazki/2011/10/a8a44e8b471ca2e9c5ff8ab223fd37be.gif?1319573625

awesomeness. I'm dropping the link to it because it is really big.
i can't remove attached pic - i uploaded wrong one with crappy ress.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/UiJsm.gif

[Animeniax]

That kick was pretty slick, but only as effective as a bitchslap. It won him the fight though, which could have gone either way. Dude's nickname is "Showtime", which makes sense.

[Killa-Eyez]

If it was like a bitchslap he didn't hit him good. Why did his opponent fall though? Surprised?

[Buffalobiian]

If it was like a bitchslap he didn't hit him good. Why did his opponent fall though? Surprised?

Knocked off balance + head got it?

I'm with Ani. As I'm watching the video I wondered how a kick with the leg that drove him off the wall could have been significantly damaging.

[darkshadow]

You guys have no idea how newton's laws work eh?

[Xelbair]

he pushed his leg off the wall surface to gain extra kick strength, add to that rotation too. It isn't your typical weak kick.

[shinta|hikari]

What happened in the actual match? Did the guy who fell stand back up immediately or was he affected?

[Marik]

What happened in the actual match? Did the guy who fell stand back up immediately or was he affected?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH7oRb5Knjc

[Animeniax]

It was at the end of a grueling 25 minute title fight, involving a lot of wrestling/grappling, so Bendo (the kickee) went down harder than he otherwise would have. It was a good kick to the face, don't get me wrong, but it was flashy more than anything. A solid kick would have KO'd the guy.

[Killa-Eyez]

True that. If he'd hit em with his instep on his jaw or neck in full swing, it'd be a done deal.
Honestly, I don't get why those fighters don't do these things more often. If you have the right techniques and focus there's a ton more kodak moments like this one. Uri Boyka all over the place.

[Animeniax]

In an MMA fight like these two are in, doing flashy moves are asking to get taken down and beat up on the ground. There are guys who are able to pull off flashy moves and still win, but most play it safe.

The kicker in this gif (Pettis) hasn't really been able to use the flashy moves because they haven't been effective against higher caliber competition that would have made him pay for trying a kick like that. Not that Bendo (the kickee) isn't high caliber, because he is.

[Killa-Eyez]

Yeah, kinda hard risking your bread.

1049

But still...

1048

Guess I'll stick to movies.

[Buffalobiian]

Seeing that fight in real-time showed how slow it actually was. Definitely not the Jet-Li move the gif portrayed.

[darkshadow]

It's just as fast, the gif just has less frames so the movement seems to skip more.

[Animeniax]

1048

Guess I'll stick to movies.This is a real move called the superman punch. Very effective because it covers distance and is quick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v446/Stickgrappler/mma/UFC94-GSPXPenn-SupermanPunch.gif

[Killa-Eyez]

They're all real moves but that's besides the point.

[Deadlift]

Suggestive pumpkin carvings:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2011/10/pumpkin-stripper.jpg

and this is what happened to that "suggestive pumpkin after servicing her clientele

1077

[Death BOO Z]

we're going to need someone with a pump to get out the extra kin...

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/rFzNo.jpg

[Sapphire]

http://i.imgur.com/mo3d8.gif

[Marik]

lol, who is that? He looks like Haystak Mak Million.

[Animeniax]

http://i.imgur.com/rFzNo.jpg

Weird, I've had nightmares where I'm pumping my legs and arms trying to get away from pursuers like the guy in this picture, but no matter how hard I pump I don't move very fast away from them. It's something of a recurring nightmare too.


lol, who is that? He looks like Haystak Mak Million.

I think his name is Jonathan Ivey, who has a pro fighting record of 29-45. He loses this one.

[Animeniax]

In Skyrim you can get married. I found the girl I'm going to marry:

1082

[Sapphire]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[XanBcoo]

Why?

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1118/nigelsmellingthemoon.png

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/nRwtk.jpg

For context (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2011/11/26/more-reasons-you-wont-be-blind-in-china-for-long/)

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/fFvLT.jpg

[XanBcoo]

For the unaware, that's based on an actual children's book:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYYQW_uCdzM

I just read it last weekend, as one of my insanely geeky friends owns a copy.

[Kraco]

Homuhomu version is actually better, though. Kind of sad for the original, but it can't be helped. Although I doubt for anybody else but those who have seen Madoka.

When I was reading the Homura version, I had a strange feeling in the back of my head I had seen something like it before, and then when somebody linked to the original on Sankaku, I realised I must have seen it somewhere on the Internet before.