Funny Pic

[dragonrage]

This actually make me laugh for a bit. Geeky I know.

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[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/1mOj4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/nNLFf.png

It's funny because all women are whores :)

[darkshadow]

I can't read that shit, post a link.

[Archangel]

Press view image and it increases the pic's size, which i'm assuming is your problem.

[Buffalobiian]

@1st pic: Less clothes, better use of bubbles.

@2nd pic: she's more of a bitch than a whore, and a dumb one at that.

[Animeniax]

True story:

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[Assertn]

I'm glad they drew a red rectangle around the girl in the tub. I almost didn't notice her!

[XanBcoo]

I'm glad the second picture doesn't show any replies to cover up the fact that it's fakepost.

[rockmanj]

1099 Take that iPhone!

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/MJ3AL.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/z16wa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/PRapy.png

[Buffalobiian]

Did a woman piss you off irl or something Ark.. or did you just find a new enjoyment in sexism? >_>

[Archangel]

Nah, i just stumbled into these.

Edit:

http://i.imgur.com/6uMUV.png

Nothing beats geeky humor though.

[Assertn]

I would've been tempted to mix the two drinks to see if they turn purple

[Archangel]

Elixirs should be saved for the final boss rush, newb.

[XanBcoo]

I find every misogynistic "funny" picture funny for all the wrong reasons. I just imagine the frustrated manchild that screen captured, captioned, and collected every single one and I laugh.

[fahoumh]

I just saw this on Break and thought it was pretty funny:

http://i.imgur.com/G3RrC.jpg

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/7HLlO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QUGgs.jpg

Also, off topic

http://i.imgur.com/WV8WN.png

http://i.imgur.com/Xe6eH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/lM2Bf.jpg

[Death BOO Z]

flash baby and jesus hitler rock.

sim-torture is always a favorite of mine

[Animeniax]

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Ahh, Puff Daddy.

[Assertn]

http://i.imgur.com/Rp7jZ.jpg

[Sapphire]

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/4733/lolzzev7.png

Was looking through my old pictures!

[Archangel]

Fucking teenagers

http://i.imgur.com/F4oKt.jpg

[Xelbair]

More like Rage-inducting picture than funny one.

[Buffalobiian]

More like Rage-inducting picture than funny one.

I was trying to figure out when and if after a certain point, the rest were trolls. While I'm displeased when looking at that, I can imagine myself reacting so when I was young. (And I believe I may have done so actually.. when I was.. 7? 8? No iPhones back then.. I just didn't like the book I got >_> )

"Just what I always wanted" has become some sort of expectation rather than the ultimate hit-and-miss combo..

I actually wanted to get myself a black iphone 4S for the coming year, but it was so bloody expensive I decided against it. Black gadgets FTW.

[shinta|hikari]

Children...

If the human race did not need them for survival...

On second thought, fuck the human race.

[Sapphire]

Poor children. :(

[Buffalobiian]

Children...

If the human race did not need them for survival...

On second thought, fuck the human race.

Rewatch Usagi Drop and tell us again :p

[Archangel]

I think he likes it.

http://i.imgur.com/xIxVD.jpg

[XanBcoo]

I think some of the ones complaining about not getting a car might have been sarcastic.

But I'd be pretty hurt if my brother got an Iphone and all I got was a map of Maryland.

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/229/eightarms.jpg

[Death BOO Z]

she's stupid, it's a treasure hunt map. it point's to the closest apple store, where her parents got her an open tab for Iphone and Ipad. and her true parents are waiting for her there.

[Kraco]

and her true parents are waiting for her there.

Those true parents being Mr. and Mrs. Sergeant from a paramilitary camp where she's going to spend the next month learning manners and appreciation for the Western standard of living.

[Animeniax]

And this is why I support corporal punishment and spanking your kids.

[Archangel]

Hmmm... live and learn.

http://i.imgur.com/KkuAl.jpg

[XanBcoo]

I've seen that guy before. Who is he?

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3627/tothebible.jpg

[Assertn]

I've seen that guy before. Who is he?

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/3627/tothebible.jpg

Lol. Also an interesting tidbit of info: Since atoms get redistributed over centuries after a person dies, we all likely have some of the same atoms that once belonged to Ghengis Khan, Julius Caesar, and anyone else that has long since decomposed.

[Sapphire]

How is that likely? o.o

[Carnage]

Considering how many atoms compose a person and how many atoms compose all matter on earth, I dont think that is very likely over a few centuries or perhaps even millennium.

[Archangel]

And i don't think any of us have studied enough of the matter to form an educated opinion.

Anywho...

http://i.imgur.com/r0eeC.jpg

Betamax!

[Assertn]

and the only ones here forming opinions seem to be Sapphire, Carnage, and Brill Bryson, author of A Short History of Nearly Everything.


...Because they are so long lived, atoms really get around. Every atom you possess has almost certainly passed through several stars and been part of millions of organisms on its way to becoming you. We are each so atomically numerous and so vigorously recycled at death that a significant number of our atoms–up to a billion for each of us, it has been suggested–probably once belonged to Shakespeare. A billion more each came from Buddha and Genghis Khan and Beethoven, and any other historical figure you care to name. (The personages have to be historical, apparently, as it takes the atoms some decades to become thoroughly redistributed; however much you may wish it, you are not yet one with Elvis Presley.)...

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/tpEmq.jpg

[Killa-Eyez]

That's Jacky!

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From this (http://www.facebook.com/dislikexXO.oXxpage?sk=app_208195102528120&app_data=dlt) fb page.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/pYxUt.png

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/OSD0M.jpg

Think about it.

[Buffalobiian]

Who made that? Looks like a McDonald's toy..

[Xelbair]

Flash wanted to be slower so he bought a motorcycle.

[Death BOO Z]

chicks dig motorcycles.

(note: that's a lie)

[dragonrage]

saving money on shoes.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/ZFrRj.gif

[Buffalobiian]

hahaha, that guy was so happy he didn't even feel it. Good stuff.

[Animeniax]

I'm surprised, European hockey players don't usually show so much moxy.

[Assertn]

http://i.imgur.com/ZFrRj.gif
http://i.imgur.com/c8SLo.gif

[Assassin]

oh i get it...he's rating the goal/punch

[Assertn]

oh i get it...he's rating the goal/punch
you're insightful

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/Qdowk.gif

Assassin to the left, Assertn in the middle.

[Death BOO Z]

I hate to ruin the joke, but that's not as gay as it looks.
kid is just really short.

haha, midget.

[Animeniax]

It's weird how he corrects his left hand at the same time his right hand is being corrected.

[Uchiha Barles]

It's cuz he's aware of what he's doing.

[Assertn]

how does he not know? that hand is wrapped around the contours of the other dude's ass.

[Animeniax]

12 is most likely used to 18's shenanigans, but 18 is probably a star player so his lewdness is forgiven.

[XanBcoo]

Shut yo' mouth:

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2905/mechanicalshaft.jpg

I'm just talkin bout mechanical shaft.

[Archangel]

This could probably get its own thread

Uncomfortably smiling around celebrities (http://imgur.com/a/8G435)

[Alhuin]

Is it sad that I only recognized about half of those celebrities?

[Archangel]

Not really?

[Buffalobiian]

Is it sad that I only recognized about half of those celebrities?

A "celebrity" failing to be recognised is incompetence on the celebrity's part, not yours.

So... sad for them? Prolly..

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/joXhV.jpg

[fahoumh]

What judge in their right mind would award her anything?

[XanBcoo]

A fake one? Since that's a fake article?

[Assertn]

I saw that article back in 2010, you know, when the article was dated. Somehow it was recently reincarnated in the form of a screenshot of the article viewed via facebook on someone's iphone. A grave example of beating a dead horse, I suppose.

[Archangel]

A fake one? Since that's a fake article?
You think everything is a fake article

http://i.imgur.com/97qOt.jpg

Reality can be just as stupid as fiction.

[XanBcoo]

It's a joke article from a joke news source. Sort of like The Onion.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/5347/buttfrustrated.jpg

Edit:

http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/6453/thanksjesus.jpg

[fahoumh]

A fake one? Since that's a fake article?
Oh ho....I thought it seemed a little too bizarre to be true. I didn't even check the date, either. :-$

[XanBcoo]

"My goat is in a pen"

MYPENISINAGOAT
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8269/goato.jpg

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/FPDdy.jpg

[rockmanj]

What in the world is Pokemans teaching our children? SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/418Un.jpg

Drown bitches, drown!

[Buffalobiian]

I'm completely with Ark's latest image. Somebody on this forum once said (or quoted) that we should take "women" out of the "children and women first".

I had a rant about that either here or on IRC one time about how equal-opportunities at some point meant giving away dedicated tertiary education positions for one sex or the other instead of fostering equal competition, consideration.. you know.. opportunities.

It also entertained me that the poster in my old workplace advertised "Equal opportunities in the workforce" with a group that consisted 80% of women. As I said above, actual final numbers don't mean anything.. the laugh was directed at the mindset behind the direction of such a picture.

My mum spouts BS about men being expected to work harder than women, or pulling more income than women. Then again, she also said she'd disown me or find me hard (read: impossible) to accept if I was revealed to be gay, so what do you expect? >_>

That picture needs to be plastered over wikipedia. It's proven to be a good place for spreading public awareness.

[Marik]

http://i.imgur.com/SBjrT.jpg

[Xelbair]

daaamn - that meme is still alive?

[Archangel]

daaamn - that meme is still alive?
It was, but then it took an arrow to the knee.

I saw that pic on reddit before, i'm tempted to call fake on that one.

[Alhuin]

I thought the whole meme was "What is this I don't even".

Guess I need to keep better track of my memes.

[Xelbair]

'i'm 12 and what is this' was pretty popular on 4chan's /b/ especially with NSFW threads(So 99% of conte..reposts).

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/tqd3D.jpg

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/KPt1R.jpg

Not sure if want, might be a dude.

[Sapphire]

Surely they mean


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83iAXX00u7Q&feature=plcp&context=C3e0a3b3UDOEgsToPDskIrJmhnGCQ1RT5qqoRIVSae

?

[Animeniax]

Not sure if want, might be a dude.
I think she just blows the foam off your beer.

[rockmanj]

I think she just blows the foam off your beer.

It looks like a kid...

[Animeniax]

It looks like a kid...

See the fat white guy in the background? That's what he's there for. It's gross and terrible, yes, but it goes on in those countries.

[Archangel]

It looks like a kid...
All asians who look pretty look like kids, you get used to it.

Oh wow that sounds wrong.

[Buffalobiian]

All asians who look pretty look like kids, you get used to it.

Oh wow that sounds wrong.

Someone needs a reminder.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/8324/2008jun112226313831.jpg

[Archangel]

Tits on a toddler

[Animeniax]

Definitely, her face is very childlike, though her body is (surgically) matured.

There's a really cute girl at school that I wanted to ask out, but she has that Asian thing going on where she looks like a little girl. Plus she's about 5'1" so it makes her seem even more childlike which in turn makes it even weirder. If I can't imagine you in a sexual manner without it getting weird, there's no hope for us as a couple.

[UChessmaster]

So what you`re saying is that you like her yet won`t ask her out because she looks young? never change ani, never change.

[Sapphire]

What's the point of dating someone you don't find sexually attractive? You might as well shackle yourself to a tree.

[shinta|hikari]

How can you guys dislike cute childlike girls?

I don't understand.

[Kraco]

What's the point of dating someone you don't find sexually attractive? You might as well shackle yourself to a tree.

He just called her really cute in the context of asking her out, which suggests attraction, and not the kind of m/paternal feeling of cuteness little children easily cause in older audience. So, he only dislikes her current sense of fashion. However, a sense of fashion is prone to change, especially if it's something relatively marginal. Although if it looks like she will still publicly dress like a loli when she's 30 years old... Well, might be a prudent decision to reconsider approaching her.

[UChessmaster]

How can you guys dislike cute childlike girls?

I don't understand.

He doesn`t dislikes her, he likes her but he finds it weird, so he won`t go for it, which would be retarded in any person... unless you`re Ani of course, in which case it makes perfect sense.


He just called her really cute in the context of asking her out, which suggests attraction, and not the kind of m/paternal feeling of cuteness little children easily cause in older audience. So, he only dislikes her current sense of fashion.

I`m 99% sure he meant her face and body, not her clothes in particular

[Animeniax]

Not sure why it's so weird not to want to date someone who you can't find sexually attractive because she looks like a little kid. And yes, I mean her face and body. It was really awkward the days she wore daisy duke shorts and the other time she wore tight leather pants. Made me feel like a pedo checking that out... but I could not look away.

[darkshadow]

If you couldn't look away then you are just lying to yourself.

[Animeniax]

If you couldn't look away then you are just lying to yourself.

I don't agree with that. Consider if you're looking at some chick from behind that you don't know but she has a cute butt, then she turns around and you realize it's a 14 year old. That doesn't make you a pedo and that doesn't mean you're lying to yourself. We all have urges and fetishes that we might not be proud to admit. The difference is that you don't act on them like an animal would, you control yourself like a human should.

[UChessmaster]

Except that she`s not actually 14.

[darkshadow]

Indeed, you are making up reasons so you can discriminate against her, even though you want her ( not being able to look away ), are you afraid of stigmatisation or something?

[Buffalobiian]

So basically, at least one user has agreed that:

1) It's okay to have urges for certain features,
2) These features may be present on underaged persons and
3) It's perfectly fine to be attracted to those features as long as you don't act on them since they're underaged.

I see. I see.

edit: oh, and the chick before is prolly like 30 now.. but you guys say Psyke looks like a kid anyway. Pity the ones who can't appreciate youthfulness, so have this.

[shinta|hikari]

You sure know how to hold a grudge.

[Animeniax]

Pity the ones who can't appreciate youthfulness, so have this.

She doesn't look youthful.

[Assertn]

http://i.imgur.com/KPt1R.jpg

Not sure if want, might be a dude.

Lol reddit repost. A "blowjob" is a type of drink, and is obviously used as a sexual innuendo to get naive tourists into the bar to pay for overpriced shit.

[Animeniax]

Lol reddit repost. A "blowjob" is a type of drink, and is obviously used as a sexual innuendo to get naive tourists into the bar to pay for overpriced shit.

Why would you want a free drink when you already bought a drink? How many drinks do you need??

[Sapphire]

The drinks at bars are so small, they charge five bucks for like 1 cup, filled with ice already (basically a gulp).

[Animeniax]

Indeed, you are making up reasons so you can discriminate against her, even though you want her ( not being able to look away ), are you afraid of stigmatisation or something?

That's funny that you call it "discrimination." Race card much?

[Buffalobiian]

That's funny that you call it "discrimination." Race card much?

Associating the word discrimination with race is like associating the word harrassment with sex.

[Animeniax]

Associating the word discrimination with race is like associating the word harrassment with sex.

You have to be from America, or possibly Europe, to understand that association. In America, discussions about discrimination are 99% race based.

[UChessmaster]

I`m sure it`s only in Animeniaxland where 99% of everything ends up being race related, not america.


1) It's okay to have urges for certain features,
2) These features may be present on underaged persons and
3) It's perfectly fine to be attracted to those features as long as you don't act on them since they're underaged.

Pretty much this, but without the pedo aura in your comment.

[Animeniax]

So basically, at least one user has agreed that:

1) It's okay to have urges for certain features,
2) These features may be present on underaged persons and
3) It's perfectly fine to be attracted to those features as long as you don't act on them since they're underaged.

I see. I see.

Not sure if this is in response to my posts, but I don't think it's "okay to have urges... that may be present on underaged persons... and it's perfectly fine to be attracted to those feature as long as you don't act on them." In fact I'm the opposite. I think it's wrong but entirely natural/understandable to have certain feelings. I think it's wrong and not understandable to give in to those urges.

@Uchessmaster: you're not from America or even a country with much ethnic diversity, so how can you talk about race relations in a country like America where wars and violent unrest has occurred based solely on racial tensions? You just don't know how good you have it to be the vast majority, instead of a minority.

[Archangel]

Ok enough bulshit, putting the thread back on track:

http://i.imgur.com/8m8dS.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ggx90.jpg

[UChessmaster]

@Uchessmaster: you're not from America or even a country with much ethnic diversity, so how can you talk about race relations in a country like America where wars and violent unrest has occurred based solely on racial tensions? You just don't know how good you have it to be the vast majority, instead of a minority.

No ethnic diversity? we`re a mixed race... we have all kinds of races in here rofl. You think we don`t have racial tensions? i loled. As i said, good job turning the discussion into a race thing... again, i`m done derailing this thread.

[Archangel]

Where jrpg characters come from

http://i.imgur.com/72lwE.jpg

[Archangel]

Best book ever (http://imgur.com/a/2KjqJ#NPZdX)

[Assertn]

Best book ever (http://imgur.com/a/2KjqJ#NPZdX)

As an artifact from a more conservatist America, it's nothing special. Just standard gender roles.

[Assassin]

with so much gender bias, its no wonder those feminists are still pmsing.

[Archangel]

Da actual fuck?

http://imgur.com/a/HKmjI

NSFW?

[Assassin]

that's supposed to be funny?

[Archangel]

My bad, i only posted a part of it.

And before anyone else asks yes, i find that funny. Fucked up funny.

[Uchiha Barles]

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I do detect a certain resemblance...

[Sapphire]

Who are the people from the top pic?

[Alhuin]

Captain Planet. You never watched Captain Planet when you were a kid?

[Animeniax]

Better question is, who are the kids on the bottom?

Captain Planet was a terrible show and a poor attempt to get kids to care about the environment.

[Carnage]

Better question is, who are the kids on the bottom?



I can't tell if you're joking, trolling, or being serious.

[Buffalobiian]

I can't tell if you're joking, trolling, or being serious.

I don't know who the kids are at the bottom >_>

[Sapphire]

Ride on the magic school bus! Yeah.

But don't take my word for it...

[Animeniax]

I can't tell if you're joking, trolling, or being serious.

Being serious. I stopped watching kids shows a long time ago. When this show came out in 1994 I was in college already.

But like Sapphy said, it's from some show called "Ride on the Magic School Bus:"
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[Assassin]

dude the magic school bus is probably one of the greatest shows ever created. so fun and so educational. atleast 50% of the things i know about the real world are a direct result of watching that show.

imma go find a torrent and watch it all over again.

Edit: in case someone wants it (http://torrentz.eu/8180a5c612eb585bf7c1158d8eb3a818d222bbbd)

[Xelbair]

i've got no idea who the people in lower pic are - i know that top is from Capitan Planet.

[Archangel]

dude the magic school bus is probably one of the greatest shows ever created. so fun and so educational. atleast 50% of the things i know about the real world are a direct result of watching that show.

imma go find a torrent and watch it all over again.

Edit: in case someone wants it (http://torrentz.eu/8180a5c612eb585bf7c1158d8eb3a818d222bbbd)

I know i had good parents because they bought me the video game as well.

[Buffalobiian]

http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/8104/tumblrm0rj78lfw21qkqgke.jpg
http://peterpayne.com/post/19172953296/roadtrip-to-eromanga-australia-whos-with-me

[Animeniax]

http://peterpayne.com/post/19172953296/roadtrip-to-eromanga-australia-whos-with-me

That's cool, that's from Peter Payne who runs J-list.com where you can order all kinds of cool stuff from Japan and original t-shirts.

[Buffalobiian]

That's cool, that's from Peter Payne who runs J-list.com where you can order all kinds of cool stuff from Japan and original t-shirts.

While I don't go there for figures, it's one of the only places for things like artbooks and all the other random tidbits like chopsticks, some stationary and other miscellaneous stuff.

hmm.. I still have an artbook unopened actually..

[Alhuin]

It looks 'shopped to me. I mean, the place may be real, but that sign doesn't.

[fahoumh]

http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6236/6858275082_f50b6dfec6_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/fahoumh/6858275082/)

A couple months ago I saw this awesome parking job and had to take a picture.

[Archangel]

I don't get it

[Buffalobiian]

I don't get it

Dude parked somewhere that everyone else reasons to be a path.

[Kraco]

You rarely see that at official parking lots, but during all manner of trade fairs, concerts, bigger exhibitions, and other activities arranged in places not normally seeing high traffic, you see bizarre parking. So that the people arriving last must also leave first for the first parkers to be able to navigate out at all. It's actually pretty amusing - as long as you park your own car sagely somewhere not obstructed easily right after you have turned your back to it.

[Ryllharu]

You haven't seen anything until it snows and an entire row appears behind two other sensible rows.

Yes, 20+ cars are blocked in by a series of morons.

[Xelbair]

Seems identical to my uni's parking lot Ryll - this always happens there in winter.

[Animeniax]

That's why they need raised pylons to denote parking spaces and lanes... so snow can't obscure lines and people will follow the rules.

[fahoumh]

The parking space lines were not that obscured. Everyone else managed to park appropriately.

[Animeniax]

Maybe the one guy parked correctly, but everyone else parked incorrectly following the wrong example of some guy who parked incorrectly.

[fahoumh]

Now you're just being disagreeable.

[dragonrage]

Maybe the one guy parked correctly, but everyone else parked incorrectly following the wrong example of some guy who parked incorrectly.



Morons ^ will be morons. But it isn't a rare occurrence where I live, just another perk to society.

[Animeniax]

Probably been posted before:

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This picture is awesome, until the enemy lobs a grenade at you. Never give away your position to the enemy.

[Buffalobiian]

Those slides suck. They became sizzling plates in the sun in the early afternoon for unsuspecting children. >_>

the last pic's pretty cool.

[Kraco]

This picture is awesome, until the enemy lobs a grenade at you. Never give away your position to the enemy.

Isn't this dude's purpose to encourage the enemy to give away his position? So that this guy's friend can shoot the enemy. They used that tactic regularly during the WWII, and probably much earlier as well.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/TsRIJ.jpg

[Animeniax]

Found this on pinterest:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3641891_700b.jpg

It's to big too attach.

[Buffalobiian]

Found this on pinterest:

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3641891_700b.jpg

It's to big too attach.

I felt that you could feel the love between those two because of the helmet. I couldn't work out if it's the helmet design itself, or if ironically it's due to the helmet forcing us to imagine their expressions.

[Animeniax]

I felt that you could feel the love between those two because of the helmet. I couldn't work out if it's the helmet design itself, or if ironically it's due to the helmet forcing us to imagine their expressions.

I like the one where they're harassing Wall-e.

[Animeniax]

You yellow girls know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

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[Buffalobiian]

You yellow girls know what I'm talkin' 'bout.

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I'm going to say that that's a pretty good aging process. I thought of some alternatives for post-menopause, but none of them are much better..

[Animeniax]

That's why I won't date Asian women over 30. They spent their best years (17-30) not giving me the time of day. Enjoy being middle-aged and unattractive and unwanted, all you yellow girls.

[Archangel]

That's why I won't date Asian women over 30. They spent their best years (17-30) not giving me the time of day. Enjoy being middle-aged and unattractive and unwanted, all you yellow girls.
Yeah... that's why.

[Animeniax]

Yeah... that's why.

If by your cynicism you're implying it's because I'm more interested in white girls, then you would be correct.

[Sapphire]

That's why I won't date Asian women over 30. They spent their best years (17-30) not giving me the time of day. Enjoy being middle-aged and unattractive and unwanted, all you yellow girls.

Doesn't this sentence imply you're unattractive?

[Animeniax]

Doesn't this sentence imply you're unattractive?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's hard for them to see beauty what with their slanted little eyes.

[Assertn]

That's why I won't date Asian women over 30. They spent their best years (17-30) not giving me the time of day. Enjoy being middle-aged and unattractive and unwanted, all you yellow girls.

Oh why can't I find a nice asian girl? How is it that I am unable to impress them with my well-trained japanese accent and encyclopedic knowledge of anime? shekusooooOOOOOOO!

[Carnage]

Everyone knows they only date Doctah or Lawyah, anyway.

[Animeniax]

Everyone knows they only date Doctah or Lawyah, anyway.

That's f*cking racist, you f*cking racist!

[Animeniax]

I'm sure someone will feel the need to let us know this has been posted before since they spend so much time on the internet and has seen all there is to see, but

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[dragonrage]

Oh why can't I find a nice asian girl? How is it that I am unable to impress them with my well-trained japanese accent and encyclopedic knowledge of anime? shekusooooOOOOOOO!

Have you tried Chinatown, Los Angeles, Chinatown San Francisco, Chinatown New York or China?
you can ask Sapphi out or to hook you up... she is the Asian connection.

[Animeniax]

This was on Tosh.0's blog:

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Only in America!

Halloween costume ideas for the couple:

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And baby:

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[enkoujin]

Oh why can't I find a nice asian girl? How is it that I am unable to impress them with my well-trained japanese accent and encyclopedic knowledge of anime? shekusooooOOOOOOO!

I think it's because all Japanese people are Asian, but not all Asian people are Japanese. Not to mention that not all Asian girls watch anime.

*THE MORE YOU KNOW*

[Penner]

I fucking lol'd

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3635790_700b.jpg

[Animeniax]

Funny if true:

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[Animeniax]

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Picard was the best captain.

[enkoujin]

http://i.imgur.com/pJtxq.jpg

[Animeniax]

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Pretty hot.

[Uchiha Barles]

That's my new background pic.

[Penner]

Probably old.. still made me lol

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[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/Yzk5u.jpg

Hihihi

[Animeniax]

Dang, wish I understood math humour. Can you explain why that image is funny?

[Archangel]

It'd be funnier if you googled it

[Animeniax]

What exactly should I enter into google? Tried "f(x) fat guy" and it returned no related results.

[enkoujin]

Basic calculus from what I believe.

f(x) is the original function or maths equation. f'(x) is the derivative or transformation of f(x). f''(x) is the derivative or transformation of f'(x). Basically, each transformation with regards to differentiation changes the way the preceding equation appears on a graph. With each transformation, the graph becomes "more linear" while its predecessors are more "curvilinear". In this case, with each differentiation to the original fat man (with lots of body curves), he becomes skinnier; i.e., more linear and ripped.

The knowledge you need to know here is that e^(x) is a special equation/function because if you differentiate the function (turning it into f'(x), f''(x), f'''(x), ...), it always stays the same; i.e., f(x) = f'(x) = f''(x) = e^(x). In this case, the fat man represents e^(x) and differentiating him continuously does not change the "curves" of his physique.

[Death BOO Z]

I understood the first one on my own, so thanks for explaining the other one.

[Assertn]

Basic calculus from what I believe.

f(x) is the original function or maths equation. f'(x) is the derivative or transformation of f(x). f''(x) is the derivative or transformation of f'(x). Basically, each transformation with regards to differentiation changes the way the preceding equation appears on a graph. With each transformation, the graph becomes "more linear" while its predecessors are more "curvilinear". In this case, with each differentiation to the original fat man (with lots of body curves), he becomes skinnier; i.e., more linear and ripped.

The knowledge you need to know here is that e^(x) is a special equation/function because if you differentiate the function (turning it into f'(x), f''(x), f'''(x), ...), it always stays the same; i.e., f(x) = f'(x) = f''(x) = e^(x). In this case, the fat man represents e^(x) and differentiating him continuously does not change the "curves" of his physique.

I thought the joke was that it was from 9gag and therefore not supposed to be funny.

[Animeniax]

I thought the joke was that it was from 9gag and therefore not supposed to be funny.

I thought it was funny for making fun of fatties anyway.

[Archangel]

I thought the joke was that it was from 9gag and therefore not supposed to be funny.
Hurr durr reddit es numero uno huehuehuehue

>_>

[Assertn]

Hurr durr reddit es numero uno huehuehuehue

>_>

Typical 9fag response.

[enkoujin]

Hurr durr reddit es numero uno huehuehuehue

Life of a viral image:

4chan > Reddit > 9gag > FJ/FB/other social media outlets

You're getting sloppy thirds, brah.

This might be a repost:

http://i.imgur.com/DYNFW.png

[Assertn]

http://i.imgur.com/GNOJ7.jpg

[Buffalobiian]

... I don't get it...

[enkoujin]

It's not exactly funny, per se, but it's just an image reinforcing the idea that 9gag steals and watermarks other peoples' intellectual property without permission while profiting from ad revenue.

If that's not what Assertn's thinking, then he, too, must agree that those Vibram FiveFingers are an awful product.

[Animeniax]

It's not exactly funny, per se, but it's just an image reinforcing the idea that 9gag steals and watermarks other peoples' intellectual property without permission while profiting from ad revenue.

If that's not what Assertn's thinking, then he, too, must agree that those Vibram FiveFingers are an awful product.

I see plenty of people at the gym wearing those and they swear they're the best. what do you have against them besides that they look a little silly?

[Xelbair]

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put 9gag just below reddit and you have current internet.

[Archangel]

Motherless and 4chan are too low in the chart.

[Y]

I love idiots that think the "deep web" is shit like Hidden Wiki or TOR. Here's a clue guys: if you know the name of it, it isn't hidden very fucking well now is it.

[Carnage]

Motherless and 4chan are too low in the chart.

I believe this chart was made a very long time ago.

[Animeniax]

I love idiots that think the "deep web" is shit like Hidden Wiki or TOR. Here's a clue guys: if you know the name of it, it isn't hidden very fucking well now is it.

To be fair, we're some of the biggest nerds/web denizens on the planet, so it should be no surprise that we know about these sites. Your average reddit member doesn't know about them.

[Buffalobiian]

I didn't know about the stuff lower down on the charts until it was posted, though if you asked me prior whether such things existed, I would have answered "probably".

[Archangel]

I did give TOR a whirl once but there was nothing there interesting for me. I was baffled at how easily one could get Kiddy porn from there though, assuming that shit worked it was a click away if i wanted to.

[Animeniax]

I tried TOR before to bypass a firewall that blocked some sites in order to reduce bandwidth usage. We relied on other proxies instead, but they weren't very reliable. TOR was too slow though. Not surprising that its used to access some shit websites for weirdos.

[Xelbair]

I love idiots that think the "deep web" is shit like Hidden Wiki or TOR. Here's a clue guys: if you know the name of it, it isn't hidden very fucking well now is it.
this pic is like 8 years old, and i know that it is not a deep web(aka darknet).

[fahoumh]

More cool than funny, but I couldn't think of a more suitable thread:

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[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/skQnf.jpg

[fahoumh]

I don't get it...

[darkshadow]

LoLfag humour.

[Death BOO Z]

what? I don't get it either.

[enkoujin]

Great work targeting your niche audience, Archie. This is a League of Legends comic. I don't play the game, so I might be wrong on my analyzation of this:

http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/B._F._Sword

The item the female champion buys is called the B.F. Sword which purely ups your champion's attack damage stat. That's similar to playing an MMORPG and pumping 50 stat points into the strength stat. Anyway, because the champion is stronger, they can keep on killing the minions that spawn in consistent time intervals and harvest gold/money really fast to buy stronger equipment. They can earn a lot more money if they can manage to kill the opposing team's champions.

Combining the B.F. Sword with other add-on equipment that compliments the equipment (i.e., stacks effects) allows it to be called "BFF" as in "Best Friends Forever" due to the insane synergy the two equipments have with each other. This would explain the first joke/reference.

Because the B.F. Sword is so powerful, it makes it easier to kill other champions on the opposing team. The bottom panel probably just represents an almost orgasmic feeling of great satisfication of the player behind the computer monitor for slaying another champion and getting lots of gold from the sword to control the game because everyone employs the "hit-and-run" tactics for this type of game. Basically, it feels good to finally kill someone who is annoying you by running away from the battle and simultaneously employing the "hit-and-run" tactics previously mentioned.

Lastly, the comic may also satirize video gaming physics because even though the female champion wields a box to attack, a sword can magically make her stronger because that's just how the game works.

[Xelbair]

nah - it is about orgasmic feeling of sniping a guy running with 4hp from spawn.

[Archangel]

WITH ARROW. Lux and Ez snipe kills are meh, arrow snipes are fucking orgasmic worthy.

[Archangel]

http://i.imgur.com/H4tU8.png

[shinta|hikari]

This is a screen cap from Joshiraku, an anime airing this season.

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/shinta617/joshiraku.jpg

[Archangel]

HAHAHAHA THE DOWNFALL OF QUALITY WITHIN THE ANIME INDUSTRY IS FUCKING HILARIOUS!

>_>

[shinta|hikari]

Actually, the fact that they admit it is hilarious.

[Archangel]

Actually, the fact that they admit it is hilarious.
The blinding rage overshadows the humor to me.

[shinta|hikari]

True enough.

Here is a VN consolation:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g310/shinta617/texnin.jpg

[enkoujin]

http://i.imgur.com/KQDsH.jpg

[Animeniax]

Is that because they use the metric system over there?

[Kraco]

Some sort of Chinese sham?

It would take days to fill a 900GB USB2 flash drive. The write speeds are typically around 1-5 MB/s.

[Death BOO Z]

luckly, it works with Windows Vista

[Dark Dragon]

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Sometimes it's best not to talk shit on facebook.

[Uchiha Barles]

Oh that is just delectable! Though that teacher should feel ashamed of herself for decimating that defenseless clown. *shame*

[Kraco]

Though that teacher should feel ashamed of herself for decimating that defenseless clown. *shame*

They aren't a teacher and student anymore, just two adults. Well, one adult and one forever kid, apparently, but technically they are.

[Buffalobiian]

I would love if one of my teachers talked to some of my retard peers like that.

[Dark Dragon]

Clicky (http://lolzbook.com/2012/06/celebrity-look-a-likes/)

I never realized how closely Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly resemble each other.

[Animeniax]

Clicky (http://lolzbook.com/2012/06/celebrity-look-a-likes/)

I never realized how closely Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly resemble each other.

It's sad to say, but Natalie Portman has a nicer body than Keira Knightley. Gross, but true.

[Abdula]

The Zooey/Katy one I already knew as I love Zooey and Emily Deschanel same with James Dean Morgan and Javier Bardem. Britney Spears and the baboon and Clark/Superman were hilarious. The one at the end was a fail though because I was sitting at my desk with my arms folded moving the mouse with my mind.

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

I was actually sitting exactly like that with my hand on my face leaning towards the screen to read the tiny print. I wonder if they did that purposely? Genius.

[Death BOO Z]

but that's a mirror image (left hand on the mouse), while every other picture is the 'regular' one.

[Dark Dragon]

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This is pretty hilarious for me since my dad does that exact pose on the bottom right.

[Uchiha Barles]

Never made much sense to me either:

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[Death BOO Z]

loving it. might steal and publish to facebook tomorrow.

[Kraco]

That's absoletely correct. It makes zilch sense.

[Archangel]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Eva24DC_Kaworu.jpg

Nough said.

[Buffalobiian]

Noticed the resemblance between a security camera in our school's lab and another fictitious laboratory..

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7228/videogamesportalgladosc.jpg

[Animeniax]

Is that your school's lab or lav? Cause it looks like the latter.

[Buffalobiian]

Is that your school's lab or lav? Cause it looks like the latter.

It's the handwashing/bag-racks section of the lab before you move in to where all the specimens are.

[Buffalobiian]

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4640/imagejuvx.jpg

[Dark Dragon]

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I thought this was pretty interesting.

[Archangel]

We need a thread called "Mildly interesting".

[Dark Dragon]

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And he's making Armour of the god 3!

[darkshadow]

Yeah jackie is a legend.

[Abdula]

Which is why I love that guy. More heart than good sense

[Buffalobiian]

Does he actually walk funny?

[Animeniax]

I'm sure I'll be in the minority and cause a kerfuffle, but I've never been much of a fan of Jackie Chan. I think he fills this Charlie Chan goofball Chinaman stereotype that people have of Asians.

And basically every movie he's been in, it's Jackie Chan as the main character, not whatever character he's playing. I know not all actors can be Christian Bale, but who'd ever thought Malcolm's dad could be a criminal mastermind too?

[Abdula]

That is pretty much the appeal of Jackie Chan for most people though. You don't watch a Jackie Chan movie to see what character he is playing you watch a Jackie Chan movie to see Jackie Chan. Not that many people can do that and be successful but there are some like Jackie, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Seagal, Van Damme. Who made a career out of playing a single role.

[Dark Dragon]

I'm sure I'll be in the minority and cause a kerfuffle

Why do you assume that it'll cause a fuss? You are free to like or dislike whoever you want.

Your comment though only applies mostly to his western movies. Jackie has portrayed many varying roles in his acting career. If you want to see some good examples, go find his early works before he became famous in the west. There's also some recent films like 1911 and the Myth where he portrays more serious roles.

He also has a very prominent music career and is widely respected in Asia as a director. In fact some of his best films are the ones he personally directed. He doesn't just act like a goofball. It just so happens that the films where he acts like a goofball are much more popular in the west and he just decides to cash in on that, so pretty much every non-chinese movie he's been in just feature him as such.

[Animeniax]

Why do you assume that it'll cause a fuss? You are free to like or dislike whoever you want.

Your comment though only applies mostly to his western movies. Jackie has portrayed many varying roles in his acting career. If you want to see some good examples, go find his early works before he became famous in the west. There's also some recent films like 1911 and the Myth where he portrays more serious roles.

He also has a very prominent music career and is widely respected in Asia as a director. In fact some of his best films are the ones he personally directed. He doesn't just act like a goofball. It just so happens that the films where he acts like a goofball are much more popular in the west and he just decides to cash in on that, so pretty much every non-chinese movie he's been in just feature him as such.
Pretty much every other topic I've had an opinion on has caused pages long arguments and name-calling, so I figured this would do it too.

But that's fine to hear Jackie Chan does more serious roles and directs. I know he's hugely popular and very successful in China/HK. It's just that living in the U.S. where his goofball monkey-boy routine is popular and his best known works, people associate that kind of thing with broader groups, namely Asians, and that affects me personally.

[Dark Dragon]

It's more like Jackie Chan became popular in America because his best known works happens to fit he goofball monkey-boy routine and not the other way around .

Another example is the recent surging popularity of PSY Gangnam Style. It's to the point where the song is getting played on some of the top radio stations in Houston. If you ask any native Korean though, they'll tell you that PSY isn't really that huge over there and is way less popular than other groups like SNSD and so on. His video has a catchy tune with a chubby Asian dude doing stupid shit. It just so happens that fits with what is popular in America so he's popular now.

As far as group association goes, i'm surprised you're not used to it by now living in America. We're pretty damn racist in general and just likes to pretends that we're not by shoving it under political correctness.

[Buffalobiian]

I agree with Ani here. I liked Jackie's earlier films more than the Hollywood ones in general. Besides the difference in characters, language may play a bit part in that, since he's can actually speak Chinese correctly.

[Animeniax]

It's more like Jackie Chan became popular in America because his best known works happens to fit he goofball monkey-boy routine and not the other way around .

As far as group association goes, i'm surprised you're not used to it by now living in America. We're pretty damn racist in general and just likes to pretends that we're not by shoving it under political correctness.
Well his roles reinforce the stereotype and that's why I'm not ok with them. He got popular because he fit the stereotype that people have of Asians, including that we all know karate (this was more a stereotype from the 80s and 90s).

I grew up around mostly white folks and oblivious to most racial concerns. It was only as an adult that it became evident as a problem in my own life, so I'm just getting used to it now.

[Abdula]

Jackie does no more to reinforce any asian stereotype than Tom Cruise does for white people or Wesley Snipes or Floyd Mayweather for black people. Stupid people who believe in stereotypes always will, nothing can be done about that. You seem to dislike him because he is known to western audiences for playing roles that perpetuate a certain stereotype and that is ridiculous Ani. It's like saying black people shouldn't play Gangstas in movies because it perpetuates a stereotype when the end result is the same. You are letting other people dictate how you live your life because they expect you to behave a certain way. Whether you do as they expect you to or you do the exact opposite because you know what they expect of you, either way you lose.

The man destroyed his body making his movies and I would think you would be able to appreciate that.




I grew up around mostly white folks and oblivious to most racial concerns. It was only as an adult that it became evident as a problem in my own life, so I'm just getting used to it now.
That explains quite a bit about you.

[Animeniax]

I disagree with you entirely, but this is the wrong thread for it. I think Jackie Chan is far more representative of a stereotype than Wesley Snipes or Tom Cruise or most other actors. It's not like I'm saying Jet Li fulfills an Asian stereotype. Most of his roles were serious and a positive stereotype of Asians. Jackie Chan has almost exclusively played a bumbling goofball in his films released in the US. Even in his recent commercials for V8 juice he's clamoring about like a monkey.



The man destroyed his body making his movies and I would think you would be able to appreciate that.I appreciate when a guy like Christian Bale mutilates his body to more accurately portray his character. Jackie Chan doing his own stunts is laudable, but didn't do much to make me enjoy his movies any more than I did.


That explains quite a bit about you. Now who's stereotyping?

These were some of the most progressive and accepting white kids you'll ever meet. Race definitely wasn't a factor, but culture was.