Please ask stupid questions, and make the answers stupider

[Jakins]

K, I'm kind of nicking this topic of some other forum, but I thought it mught be fun to apply it to the Naruto world.
Rules are you ask a stupid question, next persons gives a stupid answer, then poses their very own stupid question. Ok, here goes....

Why do the 3 ninja from the "Lucky" team where oxygen masks?

Edit: there, fixed it for ya i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

They wear the masks to prevent from smelling Sakura's body odor.

[Rek]

sakura smells bad because she is too busy stalking sasuke kun

why does everyone in naruto look like they are drawn? THis show is too cartoony -.-

[Assassin]

because kishimoto couldn't afford to pay real actors.


why does naruto wear orange?

[Board of Command]

Because orange is my favorite color.

Why do they fight with knives 1v1 instead of swords?

[jing]

because they like to copy dragonball style, where everything involves 1v1s.

why don't u call sakura suckura?

[Rek]

because this anime is sorta aimed at kids, and we can't have any sexual references in this anime.

why don't they have guns?

[Y]

because those were gay as hell in the pilot chapter.

Why did Konoha invent television before gunpowder or the combustion engine?

[Board of Command]

Because it's much more exciting to ride donkeys while watching a mini TV.

Why do most of the women wear fishnet?

[Jakins]

so a certain legendary sannin never misses out on baywatch

Edit (dammit got in second) In case they get hungry whilst out on a mission.

why does nobody hardly ever change clothes?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because being dirty is all the rave

why does tsunade have such big tits?

[Eurasian]

she actually stuffed them.

how come kakashi doesn't have a girl friend?

[Jakins]

Cos he freaks'em out with his collection of facial masks, even more so when he insists they wear one too

How did they sculpt the hokage faces on the cliffs?

[Kn1ves]

[Rek]

he did, but he looked at another chick and she ripped his eye out with a kunai

how come the ninjas don't watch mtv?

[Luchio]

They don't get american tv

Does Tsunade's breats fall to the ground when she is old?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

no she rolls em up and tapes them

what do all the animals do all day when they arent being summoned?

[Assertn]

they go online and post stupid questions in naruto forums

how come anko never busts out the curse seal?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because her shirt top would rip apart

why aren't more people joining the fun that is this thread?

[Knives122]

Because no one cares

Why does Orochimaru like to molest little boys?

[Cyrano]

It's necessary to acquire his ultimate technique : jacko no jutsu

How come Kabuto becomes paralyzed when someone grab is fist ?

[Board of Command]

Because he's too stoned on food pills to realize that he can still move.

Why do most of the ninjas tape their arms and legs with bandage?

[KitKat]

So they have somewhere to write down the handseal progressions for the jutsus they frequently forget.

Why does Naruto sleep with a cute hat-thingy (not sure what it's properly called) on his head?

[ShinobiNeko]

To keep his hair spikey

why does Sakura have a big forehead?

[Board of Command]

Because she used to sleep facedown when she was a baby, and her forehead turned out flat.

Why do some ninjas wear the forehead protector on someplace OTHER than the forehead?

[Eurasian]

becuz she's a neanderthal.

why do all the uchihas wear the same clothes?

EDIT: damn, u beat me. becuz they need to start changing the name of "forehead protector" to "protector."

EDIT 2: i don't get how i screwed it up. i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif

[Board of Command]

GAAHH YOU SCREWED IT UP!

[Mr.X]

cuz thier designer died after only making one outfit.

why does konoha mountain look like mount rushmore?

[Cyrano]

@BOARD_of_command : because some ninjas feel that their heads is not the most important part of their bodies. That's why we don't see Jiraiya's protector.

@Mr.X : Because both mountains have giant faces carved in them


Can a person be summoned while being at the toilet ?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

only on days ending in y

how many times has manda tried to slaughter kabuto in his sleep?

[hitomi]

20 but they all failed

why does chouji have the circles drawn on his cheeks?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

so we don't mistake him for a pig

why am i still replying to this retarted thread?

[Eurasian]

becuz it's fun.

y does sakura have an unnatural hair color while everyone else's is normal?

[Kuske]

becuz she was born from mars



y does lee eyes so round?

[Knives122]

Because their really big marbles

Why does Itachi like dressing up like a gimped drag queen?

[Assertn]

because he knows you enjoy it i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif
how come there isnt more people from here in the gotwoot irc channel?

[LobsterMagnet]

Because no one knows how to get there.

Why do all of Jiraya's techniques revolve around frogs?

[010577]

@ assertn
because there is a misconception that irc is hard to use and I think irc is hard to use


@lob
because he wanted to be called the frog hermit



how do we end this thread?

[GLS]

why would we end this thread?

how many cigarettes does Asuma smoke in a day?

[Cyrano]

Zero, it's always the same cigarette

How does cutting someone's lawn increase your ability as a ninja ?

[Rek]

you cut it with a windmill shuriken

why doesn't putting a belt on your head and knowing crappy photoshop skills make you a ninja?

[deadlydreamx]

it doesnt

why is orochimaru's other body a lil girl?

[ZakuHan]

"How does cutting someone's lawn increase your ability as a ninja ?"

- It doesn't, it's just their secret plot to weed (hehe) out any ninjas with any potential grass jutsu.

How does Sasuke manage to completely ignore Sakura's constant clinging and shouting of his name?

[Eurasian]

cuz sakura is actually giving sasuke some at nite.
and nobody answered deadlydreamx's question so i will: that way he can get close to lil boys.

how did ino lose to sakura when she actually knows a jutsu?

[jing]

Because Ino was tired of this stupid thread.

When are we all going to stop acting purposely stupid for this thread?

[basey44]

when being stupid stops beng fun

why isnt that new annoying guy able to run normally and not with his arms flying behind him?

[Jakins]

cos hes training for the paralympics

Why doesnt naruto henge himself into sauske and beast Sakura?

[Rek]

because he's really orochimaru and can't use his arms....

why can't jing play along?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because jing is having sex with your mother

why is akamaru smarter than kiba?

[DB_Hunter]

Because Kiba is a turd with an ability to henge into a human.

Why doesn't Jiraiya realise that Tsunade is using ordinary Henge no Jutsu and not think of it as her speciality jutsu?

[jing]

LOL nice kagemane.

[Jman]

because Jiraiya doesn't care as long as he gets to see her boobs.

why does Gemma always chew on that straw?

[Kuske]

becuz he image it as a little penis

y is there all ninja and hardly any samurai?

[jing]

Because this is a story about a boy named naruto who is a shinobi.

Why is kuske so gay, why does he imagine genma chewing it as a little penis.

[Board of Command]

Because he likes it.

Why are the hotsprings always empty?

[Kuske]

becuz i wanna act stupid


y doesnt sakura like naruto?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because you suck at this thread so shut the hell up

why doesnt board of command slaughter tsunade sama50?

[rupert003]

Because tsunade is not worth his time.

Why do people in naruto keep moving with 10+ sharp objects in their backs?

[Knives122]

because they have metal plates in thier backs

Why does Idate carry around that knife like its his arm?

[Board of Command]

Because he's so poor that the knife is worth more than himself.

Why doesn't it hurt when ninjas bite a chunk of flesh off their thumb when summoning?

[Eurasian]

cuz it's only for show. they really don't bite on their thumbs.

how come they have a weird summon...like a slug...?

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

That the cool why

why does sasuke not just tell everone why he really wants to find his brother (He took his virginity)

[rupert003]

Because Sakura would stop boosting his ego

Why are some peoples eyes all white?

[ilabb]

All the better to rape your mind with, my dear.

Why are Naruto's eyes blue while Kakashi's eyes are definately black? Talk about inconsistancy!

[Cyrano]

Because Kakashi is not related to Naruto in any way

Why ninja villages are considered 'hidden' when any fat old lady can come there and ask a ninja to retreive her lost cat ?

[Darthmoe]

Because fat old ladies are considered hot in the world of Naruto.

Why is it that every time i turn on the radio, i hear the same five songs, fifteen times a day, for three months..........MAN FUNK DAT!

[Eurasian]

i don't know what is has anything to do w/ naruto but i'll answer it anyways. becuz the djs forget that there r audiences and they just play whatever THEY like.

Why is the name "Tea Country" lame?

[Darthmoe]

Because "Tea" is for pussies.

Why is it a hidden "leaf" village instead of a hidden "toothpaste" village?

[deadlydreamx]

because then they would be giving in to rock lee's and gai sensei's wishes of *sparkle*

why do they call it the hidden leaf village when there ar alot of trees and leaves

[Cyrano]

Because when they put a leaf on their forehead for concentration, they don't see it anymore... therefore, it becomes 'hidden'. Note that this answer doesn't work with trees (they don't put them on their foreheads)

Why in a middle of a tournament match, Neji feel the need to talk extensively about is childhood ?

[Assassin]

because it helps him "powerup" his jutsu

y does oro have a snake in his stomach?

[Cyrano]

Because he didn't cook his meat well enough

Would it be frustrating if just before any significant moment of your life, you had to have a very long and pointless flashback ?

[CUE]

Originally posted by: Cyrano
Because he didn't cook his meat well enough

Would it be frustrating if just before any significant moment of your life, you had to have a very long and pointless flashback ?

No because it would remind me of why the next segment of my life is significant.

Why does everyone speak Japanese?

[Cal_kashi]

They all listened to the song "I think im turning Japanese" too much.

Why are they all white if they appear to be in japan?

[Kn1ves]

Originally posted by: Cal_kashi
They all listened to the song "I think im turning Japanese" too much.

Why are they all white if they appear to be in japan?

Because Japanese people love to be what they're not!
Tall, wide eyed and big breasted

What do you feed Gamabunta? Giant Flies?

[jimmymasaki]

yeah, that big mega flies and sake. what else?

how come the giant slug is so useful? all it did was break into millions of little slugs.

[chambers]

cmmon man you can kill one slig easy. but a million of those fuckers? thats gonna takea LOT of salt man....

EDIT: what did i previously not do when i made this post?

(happy?)

[basey44]

YOU DIDNT ASK A QUESTION

why do people refuse to play along?

[deadlydreamx]

because people are running out of things to say

why do people keep askin why more people dont join in?

[Terracosmo]

Because Hinata sucks.

Why doesn't Hinata's father feed Hinata to a pack of hungry wolves?

[KitKat]

Because that would be cruelty to animals.

What is Kakashi's deepest fear?

[DB_Hunter]

To pull down his mask and see his mouth covered in herpes.

Why hasn't Sakura's and Ino's hair grown any longer since they cut it?

[Board of Command]

They keep cutting it, you just don't see them doing it.

Why can't ninjas leap on ground when they can leap through trees?

[Cyrano]

They can, but they don't have too... because, you know... there's a ground...

How does being the strongest in the village makes you a good leader and administrator ?

[Knives122]

Id tell you but then Id have to kill you

Why arent the ninja of the leaves covered in leaves

[Death BOO Z]

cuz nobody dares to say otherwise.


how come all the frogs name start with 'gama'? (i know the real answer, don't bother)

[Eurasian]

cuz the leaves will be set on fire...and it's the hippie era all over again.

how did sakura ever become a ninja in the first place?

[TruthofMistake]

she blew iruka for the passing grade

Why does naruto like ramen so much??

[DB_Hunter]

Because he likes spinning around on the stools that he sits on when he is at the ramen shop.

Why does Neji have those little straps by the side of his head like a WWI pilot?

[Assassin]

cuz hes actually 70 years old and flew for the germans during ww2


y does kyuubi have 9 tails and not 8

[Cyrano]

Because if he had 8 tails, he would be called Hachibi (a chibi). Definetly NOT badass.

How far does the relationship between Kiba and Akamaru goes ?

[tensai]

they go doggy style all the time thats why kiba taught him that one technique

why doesnt kakashi just hang himself in a field of corn?

[TruthofMistake]

he heard a really nasty joke about 3 starving guys 3 ears of corn and a witch


Why is hinata such a shy person when shes in such a rich powerful family that doesnt mind killing people?

[Board of Command]

Because she's an undercover hitwoman.

How did Rock Lee graduate ninja school when he can't use ninjutsu?

[TruthofMistake]

he also blew iruka for the grade its later revield iruka swings both ways

Why is Gai called Konohas Noble Blue Beast???

lol im really bored

[rupert003]

Because Gai really isn't human, and was send from a noble race of demons.

How long does it take to read Come Come Paradise?

[Cyrano]

3 months, but it takes twice the time if you read it with only one eye

How can a boy with bugs living inside him will be able get a girlfriend ?

[jimmymasaki]

he don't need girlfriends, he's got the bugs to go crazy with.

how come chouji's so fat?

[Cal_kashi]

He ate one of those dinner candies from Willy wonka and then bleached his skin back to white.

How long will it take for SAkura to forget about Sasuke and fall for Hinata for a filler episode of crazy lesbian action?

[Stoopider]

Once she gets it into her head that he's gay, and Naruto loves threesomes.

Why does Naruto have whiskers?

[Eurasian]

they are actually whisker implants. naruto thinks they look cool on him.

why is naruto's chakra blue?

[DB_Hunter]

Its blue because if he had pink (note not red) chakra then he would be known as Queeruto.

WHy does everyone wear sandles... even in the cold?

[TruthofMistake]

they are actually hobbits disguised as ninjas

Why do gai's teeth flash every time he smiles???

[Board of Command]

Because he usues Crest Whitening Strips.

How does Asuma light his cigarette without a lighter?

[Cyrano]

He uses high chakra concentration on his hand

Instead of swimming, why don't ninjas henge themselves as boats ?

[Board of Command]

Because they can't row themselves.

What are the limitations of henge?

[TruthofMistake]

the first rule of henge is not to talk about henge!!!!


What is the second rule of henge????


-fight club reference its a movie that was really good but strange so some of you might not get that. continue-

[jing]

2nd rule of henge is to not act stupid.

why does fma own naruto?

[kyubisrage]

because naruto cant do alchemy

What is tsunades breast size?

[jing]

48

what is konohamaru's head size?

[Kuske]

none becuz their fake

Who was naruto parent b4 he was a human?

[Kuske]

dam u came first then me -_-

sry for the second post

[Assassin]

ino's mom


why dont they live in the merry old land of Oz?

[ShinobiNeko]

Because there are no tornados to take them there.

Why can Kiba understand what Akamaru says?

[jing]

Because kiba is a bitch.

[RasenDori]

why didnt jing ask a question?

[Mut]

to stop this stupid thread. which he did perfectly.

now, so did i.

EDIT:

this thread is pretty much just a way to circumvent the 'no spam' rule.

[Cyrano]

Why didnt Mut@t@ a question ? Wait... nevermind...

How come Naruto is stupid, yet he always come up with very smart strategies when he fights ?

[Knives122]

Because hes on drugs

why does neji like spinning around like an idiot?

[jing]

Because he isn't an idiot.

[Cal_kashi]

again no question.

If jing and Mut@t@ are gonna be so pissy about this thread then why the hell don't they JUST NOT READ IT?

[jimmymasaki]

because they accidentally click on this thread everytime.

why is shikamaru so smart?

[miaka]

cause he is shikamaru i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

when will sasuke get over itachi?

[Darthmoe]

When Sasuke falls in love with Kisame.


When will someone give Konohamaru's male friend ( the one with snot nose problem) a tissue?

[jing]

Never.

Why do people act stupid and ask stupid questions just because they were told to?

[Cal_kashi]

we've all been influenced by the recent presedential debates, encouraging us to question whats going on.

what other cartoon or anime could be combined with Naruto to produce the most hilarious outcome?

[Aramis]

Couldn't be combined, because his blood type is Ö+-.
Why does everyone hold their hands back when they run fast?

[Jman]

because they played too much sonic adventure.

when will naruto learn to fly?

[DB_Hunter]

After Jiraiya stops going to brothels.

Why is Kakashi's hair grey yet he is not old?

[Shinji Ikari]

A combination of playing too much with chidori and haircoloring.

[miaka]

okay since person before me didn't ask a question.. i will post a question ^_^

i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif why do people like naruto so much and get obssesed with naruto? i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

[Shinji Ikari]

Because they are either drunk and got nothing better to do, or they are just stupid morons with no social life

[Cyrano]

Wow, i'm both ! i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

How can you make explosives by writing down some kanji on a piece of paper ?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

I'll say a bit of both.

[Eurasian]

of course the ink has explosive powder mix in it.

how come the crack on the 3rd's carving-in-mt. head disappeared?

[miaka]

prob because someone repaired it i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

why does naruto love ichiban ramen so much?i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif

[chambers]

because he heard a rumour that the more ramen you eat......

how come the girls are LOVING this topic so much?

[kyubisrage]

because stupid answers and questions turn them on.

How come naruto cant do alchemy

[miaka]

cause naruto is a ninja.. not alchemist...

and for your information... guys love this topic too../i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif

why does naruto always wear orange jacket?

[kyubisrage]

because he thinks he looks sexy in it

why does sakura suck so much?

[Rek]

to show sasuke she is capable

why hasn't there been a cool ninja with a mohawk?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because they're all way too busy with your mom.....and everyone elses mom who keeps this thread alive!

[hitomi]

I think people who don't like this thread shouldn't be reading this thread.

because there isn't one.

why is shikamaru so lazy yet a genius?

[kyubisrage]

because he doesnt like doing work

Has oro been raped?

[Board of Command]

Yes, that's why he needed a new body...if you know what I mean.

Why did Oro keep his old face?

[Kuske]

Cuz all the other face are girls

How many episode do u think naruto has?

[sasuke-kun!!]

10000.

Why dont people wear shoes?

[Cyrano]

You will find the answer within yourself. Have faith, my friend

Now that Rock Lee is injured, should Gai allow him to take off is weigths ?

[JusDaMan]

No

If jiraiya learnes harem no jutsu. will he be doing that for personal use?

[Cal_kashi]

only the one on the broken leg, which he now has to put on his other arm.

Could anybody in this series beat Goku?

[Kuske]

yes, with naruto sexy no jutsu

how did kakashi gets his shuringan or w/e it call?

[Eurasian]

the sharingan...he got it as a xmas gift from good old st. nick.

y is kakashi's sharingan in the left eye not the right?

[shinichi69]

becos the right eye is a byakugan~

why is byakugan white?

[Mut]

because byakugan means white eyes.

you failed.

[Eurasian]

mutata ur being mean again...and u didn't post a question.

if there's "white eyes," would there be "black eyes" clan?

[shinichi69]

hmm... "black eyes" clan no... black eye peas yes!

damn... y is eurasian always so sweet and helpful?

[jimmymasaki]

because she's a girl

what's jiraiya's next book gonna be called?

[shinichi69]

FLIRTING PARADISE VOL. 3!

which girl will naruto end up with?

[JusDaMan]

We all know naruto will end up wif moegi (chick who chills wif konohamaru and udon)


Which guy will sasuke end up wif?

[Omri]

With Haku ofcourse.

Why Itachi left SAskue alive?

[Konohamaru]

cos he wants a mini version of himself.

How old is Akamaru?

[Omri]

1 year old. Kiba bought him in the Ninja tool shop a year ago.

Edit: Ops, I forgot the question.

Why Sakura love Saskue so much?

[Mr.X]

thx for posting a question omri.

why do ninja's jump from tree to tree, instead of just running? how is it possible that its faster?

[Omri]

Because this question was already asked before.

(Why you didn't answer my question?)

Why THE HELL this thread is 9 pages long?

[LobsterMagnet]

Because it's fun.

What does Sakura do with her spare kuni during those long cold lonely nights?

[Omri]

I don't want to answer this.

Why I don't want to answer this?

[Mr.X]

your ruining the game. play it normal. you dont want to answer this cuz your jacking off.

does naruto dye his hair?

[Omri]

No, hi's just can't stop the SS mode.

Why Zabuza have sharp teeth?

[Aramis]

Because of his steroids.
Why do ninja never run out of throwing weapons?

[Omri]

Becasue they pick them up after every battle.

Why saskue dressed so cool. When he don't like people around him?

[kyubisrage]

because he is gay and he is antisocial

Who should replace sakura on team 7

[Mr.X]

J-LO

would j-lo make a good ninja?

[Knives122]

Because she could distract the other enemy ninja with her big ass

If Neji died of heart disease who would replace him?

[JKD]

Mr. T because he's so cool

Who would win in a fight, Rock Lee or Bruce Lee?

[kyubisrage]

rock lee because gai would help

who would win in a fight akamaru or pakun?

[Board of Command]

Akamaru because I dont' know what pakun is.

Does Rock Lee like to eat brocolli?

[shinichi69]

i guess so... thats why he dressed like 1...

pakun is the small dog kakashi summoned...
y doesnt pakun pee around like akumaru?

[Board of Command]

Because Kakashi castrated it.

Who the hell gave me such low user ratings?!?!

[shinichi69]

erm... probably yourself but i guess you forgot...
i'll help... by making it go lower... den you can record a all time low...

why aren't there stars in world of naruto?

[Kuske]

becuz the creator didnt put stars


y does everyone hardly ever age?

[Omri]

Because they're not humens.

What shampoo Gai and Lee use?

[jimmymasaki]

herbal essence for the silky shine

why is pakkun's paw so soft?

[shinichi69]

because they are not hard~

how long is tsunade's hair?

[JKD]

1 mile long.

do any of the naruto characters ever change their clothes besides sasuke?

[shinichi69]

yea they do... its just that all their clothes are exactly the same...

why doesnt kakashi remove his mask~?

[Board of Command]

Because he's like Malak from KotR.

Are all the other ninja villages hidden?

[Cyrano]

We can't say until somebody find them

How do Naruto manage to make a living ?

[Jman]

he's taste tester for the ramen co.

why doesn't inner sakura get more screen time?

[Omri]

Becasue it's annoying enoguh as it is.

Why A girl subbing Naruto?

[kyubisrage]

because she is good at it

Will naruto ditch being hokage and open a ramen shop?

[deadlydreamx]

no hes goin to be a hokage owning a chain of ramen shops.

how come nobody has cars?

[jing]

Who says they don't?

Why did he just assume they have no cars?

[Cyrano]

They don't, because you can't jump from tree to tree with them

If Sasuke were present during all of the tournament elimination round, would he have copied Naruto's final technique against Kiba ?

[shinichi69]

naruto-liantan? nah... he thinks he's too cool to copy a naruto move...

why doesnt naruto and co. play soccer?

[Board of Command]

Becaues they don't have a pump to inflate the ball.

How close are the villages?

[Everon]

Ten meters.

How come it takes days and days to walk ten meters?

[GhostKaGe]

Cause they drank too much at the company picnic

How many Naruto's does it take to change a light bulb ?

[KaneInferno]

2000. for his 2000 lightbulb changing combo in th naruto chronicles chapter 7 3/4

why hasnt jiraiya learned the sexy no jutsu and played with himself?

[kyubisrage]

because he is against masturbation

Why hasnt jiraiya screwed tsunade?

[Board of Command]

Because Tsunade is old and wrinkly down there.

Where does Naruto get his money?

[JKD]

He's a pimp.

Why doesn't sasuke like sakura?

[kyubisrage]

because sakura is a slut

How come sakura loves the cock?

[kyubisrage]

because sakura is a slut

How come sakura loves the cock?

Edit: double post

[GLS]

well, because shes a slut. It comes natural to her (pun intended)

Why is Shino so quiet?

[kyubisrage]

He isnt he is telepathic and he talks to his bugs

which hair gel does naruto use?

[Board of Command]

There are bugs in his throat and lungs.

Why is Gaara's brother so damn ugly?

[GhostKaGe]

He isnt he is telepathic and he talks to his bugs

which hair gel does naruto use?


Gel 'O' sasuke




There are bugs in his throat and lungs.

Why is Gaara's brother so damn ugly?



Hes the result of several generations of inbreeding

What happened to gaara's eyebrows?

[kyubisrage]

he lost a bet and had to shave him off

Why is tenten so sluty around neji?

[shinichi69]

because shes a biAtch

why is there no McDonald's around?

[kyubisrage]

because mcdonalds sold all thier buildings and now ramen shops are there

Will oro raped sasuke?

[JusDaMan]

he corse he raped sasuke...


if itachi got laid before "the incident" would u think "the incident" woulda occured?

[deadlydreamx]

hell no the incident wouldnt of occured he would be too busy thinkin bout the pussy to think about being strong

do any of the characters take baths?

[shinichi69]

yea... dont you remember jiraiya's fav hideout?

how fast can idate run?

[basey44]

as fast as he wants

why isnt this in open disscussion so we can ask more stuff?

[Board of Command]

Because the thread was made on the Naruto forum.

How's my new sig?

[JKD]

Don't get it but it seems funny.

What are those 6 lines on narutos cheeks?

[theblakeman]

Originally posted by: JKD
Don't get it but it seems funny.

What are those 6 lines on narutos cheeks?

They are like representing of the KYUUBI's whiskers!!!

WHO IS PRIDE?!

[kyubisrage]

the fuhrer (dunno why we started talking about fma)

Whos stronger Naruto or ed from fma

[theblakeman]

NARUTO CUZ HE COULD TOTALY LIEK SUMMON KYUUBI AND DO KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU AND THEN HAVE 10000000 BUNSHINS ALL DO TEH RASENGAN!!!!!!!!

GAARA VERSUS SAKURA who would win?!!

[Utaman]

We will never know, because there will be at least ten episodes of flash backs.

Q: With all the techniques in Konoha, why has no one used a Make-Hoagey-Sandwhich-No-jutsu?

[Gods_Son]

It's just gotten way too stupid.

[Terracosmo]

It's stupid, but it's not breaking any rules.

Don't let your newfound power go over your head.

[JKD]

Originally posted by: Utaman
We will never know, because there will be at least ten episodes of flash backs.

Q: With all the techniques in Konoha, why has no one used a Make-Hoagey-Sandwhich-No-jutsu?

Because there are a lot of way better jutsus out there.

Who would win in a fight, Gai, Lee, or Peter Griffin

[Gods_Son]

Moved to General Discussion. This thread doesn't actually discuss anything useful about Naruto.

[KaneInferno]

Peter Griffin

what was sakura actually doing in naruto's room when she brought him the food and sasuke found her there?

[DB_Hunter]

Cleaning her nose out.

Why does Jiraiya have white hair even in Tsunade's flashback when she finds out Nawaki is dead?

[GhostKaGe]

Naruto pays hher to do his house keep since she sucks as a ninja she need the job to fall back on

Why doesn't Udon's mother buy him a hanky?

[theblakeman]

Originally posted by: The Next Hokage
Naruto pays hher to do his house keep since she sucks as a ninja she need the job to fall back on

Why doesn't Udon's mother buy him a hanky?

Because she knows he'll use it to to wipe up something ELSE and not his snot....

WHO WOULD WIN POWER RANGERS OR TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES?!

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

TMNT easily

Isn't my new signature the sexiest thing you've ever seen?

[Mut]

no, it's too big fix it now.

[Board of Command]

No it's not very arousing.

Doesn't my sig own yours, Kagemane?

[PSJ]

yep it does.

doesnt this thread seem like spam to you? would a mod care to explain why its not closed(i dont mind tho free posts i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif soon 4000!!!!)

[jing]

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
yep it does.

doesnt this thread seem like spam to you? would a mod care to explain why its not closed(i dont mind tho free posts soon 4000!!!!)

ganbatte PSJ-kun!

[PSJ]

thank you. and thank you for making a reason for me to reply i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

5 posts left.

[shinichi69]

hmm... is this thread closeD? cant it continue?

[jing]

Originally posted by: shinichi69
hmm... is this thread closeD? cant it continue?

no

[Jman]

no this thread won't die.

what size bra does tsunade wear?

[Board of Command]

She doesn't wear a bra.

Why is Kakashi the only one that reads Jaraiya's books?

[miaka]

cause only one copy is available...

why does sakura have pink hair

[shinichi69]

cos shes the #69 diclonius who escaped from the research facility...

how did she remove her horns?

[Shippou-sama]

Very painfully, and with the use of pliers and a rusty saw.

What's with the random bird sounds in anime (and Kengo: Master of Bushido)?

[Stoopider]

Isn't it KAaaaw Kaaaww Kaaawww ... Or Kooaoaa Kaaaooo Kooaaaa

Gaara (Narutolah) Vs. Crocodile (One Piece).. Who would win?

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

^^^LOL^^^
Oh and that where his dad smacked him with a Kunai.

Why does sasuke see a bird and think kakashi wants to see him.

[miaka]

cause sasuke doesn't know kakashi too much i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

why did ino became friends with sakura in the first place?

[Knives122]

b/c ino needed a butler

Why doesnt Yzak have the scar on his face anymore in GSD(it wasnt there when they showed him in the op)?

[GhostKaGe]

cause he had plastic sergery but his sergeon was much better than wako jacko's

in cubic miles exactly how big is the universe

[Winged Dancer]

Exactly 764.9 cubic miles of DOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Why can't we all get along?

[miaka]

cause some are mean and doesn't wanna get along...

why can't we have a million dollars

[DB_Hunter]

Because dollars is not a national currency in every country.

Why arn't the stupid questions about Naruto anymore?

[miaka]

i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif cause this thread got moved to general discussion...

why can't we get everything we want? T_T