View Full Version : Please ask stupid questions, and make the answers stupider
Winged Dancer
Sun, 10-17-2004, 10:05 PM
Because God is a big meanie!! ;_;
Can I ask stupid questions about Naruto anyway?
Eurasian
Sun, 10-17-2004, 10:41 PM
yes you can.
How come there are no new ppl on irc??
miaka
Sun, 10-17-2004, 10:50 PM
i guess cause it's not fun....
why is today so boring
Shippou-sama
Mon, 10-18-2004, 12:17 AM
"i guess cause it's not fun...." (cuz the same answer applies! I'm so witty </sarcasm>i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif
Why do I always forget to ask a question, thus forcing me to use the edit button?
miaka
Mon, 10-18-2004, 12:33 AM
i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif cause your memory is failing you i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif jk
why do we need to study T_T_T_
Shippou-sama
Mon, 10-18-2004, 03:20 AM
Because our memory is failing us (hence we need to train it not to).
Why is it so hard to think of a good stupid question?? =P
GhostKaGe
Mon, 10-18-2004, 04:25 AM
because being stupid doesn't come easy to us smart ppl
Why is it that despite a seemingly limetless number of tv channels theres never anything good on?
Winged Dancer
Mon, 10-18-2004, 06:22 AM
'Cause its saturday morning and there's only bad kiddie stuff.
Why am I up and posting at 6:00 in the morning?
Eurasian
Mon, 10-18-2004, 07:05 PM
becuz you love GW and us
why did it have to stop raining?
Shippou-sama
Mon, 10-18-2004, 07:43 PM
Because the clouds are no longer sad.
Why do clouds have feelings?
Shi_No_Shikaku
Mon, 10-18-2004, 09:21 PM
Because when they were yonger ppl called them GAY!!!!
Why dose The guy above me's name make me think of shanpoo sama
ShinobiNeko
Mon, 10-18-2004, 09:49 PM
Because you think about shampoo a lot.
Why dosen't shi_no_shikaku not like to say things twice?
Winged Dancer
Mon, 10-18-2004, 09:57 PM
Because he's afraid his voice will disappear!!! =(
Why do cats like coffee?
Cyrano
Mon, 10-18-2004, 10:10 PM
Because it's more pleasant to sniff than Ajax
Where would Zoro (OP) put a 4th sword ?
ShinobiNeko
Tue, 10-19-2004, 02:08 AM
4th sword would go between his toes
Why does Luffy like meat so much?
Winged Dancer
Tue, 10-19-2004, 08:51 AM
Because meat is definitely one of the best things in the world. Mmmmh, meat!!
Why is Serial Experiments Lain so hard to understand at 2:00 AM?
GLS
Tue, 10-19-2004, 11:41 AM
because your drunk @ 2 AM
when all is said and done in Naruto, how many episodes will there have been?
Shippou-sama
Tue, 10-19-2004, 02:00 PM
Only four.
Why can't I see gaaralovessand's sig?
ShinobiNeko
Tue, 10-19-2004, 03:51 PM
Because it's invisible..
Why does Gaara have 'love' tattooed to his forehead?
Eurasian
Tue, 10-19-2004, 03:58 PM
there's only one answer to that - "i don't know"
why doesn't it rain often where i live?
Knives122
Tue, 10-19-2004, 04:17 PM
b/c its all over here
How come you never see a fat squirrel
Jman
Tue, 10-19-2004, 04:30 PM
because Chouji ate them all.
Why's idate such a wuss?
DB_Hunter
Tue, 10-19-2004, 06:30 PM
Because he was forced to cross dress by Aoi.
Why does Naruto not summon Gama Bunta and end the race with one big leap?
Winged Dancer
Tue, 10-19-2004, 08:13 PM
Because Gamabunta would kill him for summoning him to such a stupid, sucky filler saga.
Why doesn't my lamp work?
Shippou-sama
Tue, 10-19-2004, 09:30 PM
Because Chouji ate it. That's right, he ate your lamp.
Why does Frog Boss hate Naruto so much, when he has clearly earned respect?
miaka
Tue, 10-19-2004, 10:17 PM
^_^ he doesn't hate him at all... ^_^ but he has lots of pride
why does oro wants to destroy konoha?
ShinobiNeko
Tue, 10-19-2004, 10:20 PM
Because he was inspried by Michael Jackson and wants to rebuild it into a Neverland ranch for kids i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
Why do they have to carve the faces of the Hokage's into the mountain side?
Eurasian
Tue, 10-19-2004, 10:48 PM
they needed to boost their economy. heir workers -> workers spend salary -> oohh bustling economy.
why is my phone being stupid and not allowing me to transfer files out of it?
miaka
Tue, 10-19-2004, 10:59 PM
maybe cause phone doesn't like you i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif just like my former printer hated me.. and send me angry messages... i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
why do tests and quizes suck so much?
Shi_No_Shikaku
Tue, 10-19-2004, 11:07 PM
B/C its a nokkia
Why would my voice disappear????
Edit: ROTFLMAF I just thought that because they such and I hate nokkias but that is so funny
Eurasian
Tue, 10-19-2004, 11:27 PM
shi no shikaku, how the hell do you know i have a nokia. that's just freaky. oh my phone worked. yah!
for miaka's question, tests and quizzes suck because they ask you questions you don't know and put pressure on you to answer them. STRESS
for shi no shikaku's question, maybe you are going through puberty or you caught a cold.
how come i'm not able to find time to watch the last 10 min of GSEED?!?! i know the last 10 min of epi 50.
Shippou-sama
Tue, 10-19-2004, 11:39 PM
Because the last 10 minutes hate you.
Why do I type so slow these days when I used to type 80 WPM (now around 40)?
Xollence
Wed, 10-20-2004, 12:38 AM
Because you've been having online sex and requires one free hand. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
Why am I posting on this thread?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 12:43 AM
Because as slow as it is, it's still the only one that moves this late at night. >_<
Why can't other people on GW cater to my needs and screw their whole day to keep me entertained after midnight?? =P
Shi_No_Shikaku
Wed, 10-20-2004, 01:21 AM
B/C your not good enuf.
Why is it that Nokkias really do suck.
miaka
Wed, 10-20-2004, 02:27 PM
cause it just does i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
what number is the kewlest?
Winged Dancer
Wed, 10-20-2004, 02:30 PM
The google number! Or maybe the aureal number! Or the Pi!
Why are electric instruments so expensive?
Elite Hentai
Wed, 10-20-2004, 02:55 PM
Because the manufactorers like money.
Why isn't there a Naruto MMORPG out?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 03:39 PM
Because everyone wants to play it, but nobody wants to make it.
Why are there so many shoes on the side of the road?
miaka
Wed, 10-20-2004, 05:22 PM
cause shoes got lost on the way of life.. just like kakashi i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif why won't sakura die?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 05:27 PM
Because they need her for the overly lame excuse for Naruto to go uber. =P
Why can't babies learn to talk by the end of their first week, so they can stop crying and tell us what the crap they want?!?
Board of Command
Wed, 10-20-2004, 05:28 PM
Because babies have an IQ of 0.
Why did tsunade-sama50 register as my name?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 05:30 PM
Because you're so great Tsunade-sama50 wants to be just like you.
Why?
Elite Hentai
Wed, 10-20-2004, 05:50 PM
Because
Why is a ticket to Japan so expensive? Don't they want more tourism? Then lower the damn prices!
Board of Command
Wed, 10-20-2004, 06:04 PM
They make it so expensive because they know people will buy tickets anyways regardless of the price.
Why are blueberries purple?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 06:21 PM
Because your eyes don't work right. =P
Why doesn't One Piece download, even though I've done everything the site told me to?
Winged Dancer
Wed, 10-20-2004, 06:32 PM
Because your computer hates you, and is secretly plotting to kill you.
What happened to dragons?
JusDaMan
Wed, 10-20-2004, 06:51 PM
They all went to 1 spot then blew fire up 1 direction and therefore the force was so great it moved the earth's orbit and then it caused them to freeze themselves and then they got anal probed by aliens
Wat happened to the DoDo birds?
basey44
Wed, 10-20-2004, 07:04 PM
go watch ice age and u'll see
why isnt the naruto filler arc over yet?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:32 PM
Because I ate the ep. that ended it, so they just added more.
Why is basey's ava Konohamaru? =P
KaneInferno
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:35 PM
cause its actually a pic of the 3rd as a child.
why doesnt itachi just kill everyone?
Edit: @basey_69 i dont mind it, just answering the question, but shippou-sama isnt to fond of him
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:42 PM
Because that would make Kisame cry.
Who does Naruto's hair?
basey44
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:43 PM
cos he's such a nice guy
why do people have a problem with my avatar? now if it was udon thatd be a different story...
nooo we posted at the same time
no one does his hair, he lets it roam free anyway they didnt have hair gel around then
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:47 PM
Cause the kid look like angry kid (Atom films).
Why are people cursed to simultaneously post?
basey44
Wed, 10-20-2004, 08:51 PM
beacause we are bound to that fate
why doesnt udon get more screen time?
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:02 PM
Because nobody cares.
Who is Udon? =P
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:13 PM
My dinner.
Are octopi sasauges?
ShinobiNeko
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:18 PM
yes, because they were eaten by the sasauges
why does Kisame look like a shark?
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:24 PM
Because he spent WAY to much time in the shower.
Why is naruto a fishcake?
JusDaMan
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:25 PM
Cause hes my next dinner. mmmmmm shark fin soup
why does shark look like kisame
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:29 PM
Because he never calls. (think about it)
Why is Ed suspicious of Einstien?
miaka
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:33 PM
wow... 44 post in one day.. that's a lot..
but going back to the topic.. because ed thinks he's smarter than him i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
why is itachi so strong?
ShinobiNeko
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:36 PM
because he is awesome i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
What image is being depicted in miaka's avatar?
Hollow
Wed, 10-20-2004, 09:41 PM
Jubei-chan?
Miaka's from TACOMA???? (*is an ex-seattleite*)
Shippou-sama
Wed, 10-20-2004, 10:38 PM
"Ask again later."
Why does my finger glow red when I shine a light through it?
miaka
Wed, 10-20-2004, 10:56 PM
i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif cause maybe the light is burning your finger i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
why do i not want to wake up early?
EDIT: BTW... for the ppl who are curious about my avatar.. it's tamahome from Fushigi Yuugi...
which is changed now though.. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
Shi_No_Shikaku
Thu, 10-21-2004, 01:08 AM
Your to lazy and your brain needs all the help it can get not to think
Why did this form pick up at 11:00pm
Shippou-sama
Thu, 10-21-2004, 01:17 AM
Because nobody knows what's good for them.
Why is ChiChiri the best char in Fishigi Yuugi??
miaka
Thu, 10-21-2004, 03:21 AM
lol.. it is FUSHIGI YUUGI.. you spelled it wrong.. ^_^ cause he is so cute in his chibi form...
why is 3rd hokage so kewl?
Shippou-sama
Thu, 10-21-2004, 01:55 PM
Because he's an old guy who can thrash the youngins. =D
Why do so many people here try to be jerks??
Board of Command
Thu, 10-21-2004, 03:26 PM
Because they want to get attention.
Who invented the English word "chopsticks"?
Winged Dancer
Thu, 10-21-2004, 03:40 PM
Some guy whose work was to chop sticks. So there.
Were the forums down during the morning?
Shippou-sama
Thu, 10-21-2004, 03:41 PM
Yes.
Did winged dancer mean to ask why?
Eurasian
Thu, 10-21-2004, 08:02 PM
no she didn't.
is it possible to have 2 contacts in one eye?
GLS
Thu, 10-21-2004, 08:22 PM
for some reason, I felt like researching this, so heres the answer
http://vivren.blogspot.com/2004/05/two-in-one.html
*no pictures. sorry*
If Ice Cream and Pizza taste so good, why dont they taste good together?
Shippou-sama
Thu, 10-21-2004, 08:25 PM
They do, what are you talking about?? =P
What was gaaralovessand's sig before it went invisible?
GLS
Thu, 10-21-2004, 09:31 PM
His sig, not only broke the forum-size rule he was once aware of, but it was a garra sig from naruto-ex.com. He coded the link incorrectly, thus scarring his profile access for life.
whos subs are better: Subway or Quiznos?
miaka
Thu, 10-21-2004, 09:37 PM
hmm i think subway.. but i never tasted quiznos anyways i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif so just a guess
who is the most smartest person in the anime?
Shippou-sama
Thu, 10-21-2004, 09:45 PM
I assume you mean in Naruto, and I would say Shikamaru (easy answer, I know).
My name is what?
Winged Dancer
Fri, 10-22-2004, 02:14 PM
Louis XIX, he who was never King of France.
Is there any NON-CIENTIFIC reason for the sky to be blue?
ShinobiNeko
Fri, 10-22-2004, 04:33 PM
the sky is blue because it is blue(sad) i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif
why do people decorate pumpkins for Halloween?
Shippou-sama
Fri, 10-22-2004, 04:35 PM
Because Pumpkins feel so left out every other holiday.
What could people possibly have against cats (except allergies)??
Knives122
Fri, 10-22-2004, 07:11 PM
They hate cats b/c cats are lazy, and then when you go to pet them they beat you up.
Why was Kuwabarra the only one with black eyes while the other three had different color eyes?
Jakins
Mon, 10-25-2004, 12:44 PM
because Kuw's dad was the milk-man
why is orange jam called marmelade?
Board of Command
Mon, 10-25-2004, 03:23 PM
Because it was invented by an Italian guy that screamed "Marmalade" when he first tasted it.
What is more viscous: carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide?
Winged Dancer
Mon, 10-25-2004, 03:36 PM
That depends on whether they're in your lungs, your stomach or the air.
Why must I stay at school until 6:00??
Goingin
Mon, 10-25-2004, 04:17 PM
Because u can leave at 5:00
What could go up if it ain't falling down?
Board of Command
Mon, 10-25-2004, 05:32 PM
Anything that's not supposed to fall down.
Who is more stupid: Jessica Simpson or Snoop Dog?
Shippou-sama
Mon, 10-25-2004, 06:05 PM
Jessica Simpson by a split end.
Why are they both famous?
Board of Command
Mon, 10-25-2004, 08:36 PM
Because critics are idiots, so naturally they make dumb choices and put other idiots in the spotlight.
Why did Dennis Rodman dye his hair all funky colors?
Winged Dancer
Mon, 10-25-2004, 10:52 PM
Because funky colors are good. My hair is green, blue and brown, thanyouverymuch.
What does BOARD_of_command has against funky hair colors?
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