today i learned that life can be good sometimes but most of the time it sucks
today i learned that life can be good sometimes but most of the time it sucks
ohh cool topic KitKat!!
Today...I learned the word "ROFLCOPTER." I find it intriguing how people came up with that term.
I tried my best...
I learned a few things in Chemistry today: That when building muscle, if you don't keep exercising it, it will turn to fat and get all lumpy n' shit; that many "healthy" cereals like Raisin Bran have more sugar in them than "sugary cereals" like Cinnamon Toast Crunch; that eating watermelon is a good way to lose weight temporarily (makes you piss), but all you're losing is water and it'll come back;
There's more. As much as I hate the class, the prof always gives us random facts that are sometmes pretty cool.
<@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs
Now I understand that joke on the Simpsons episode where Homer becomes the Union leader. I thought it was just one of those random jokes.Originally posted by: XanBcoo
that eating watermelon is a good way to lose weight temporarily (makes you piss), but all you're losing is water and it'll come back;
Today I learned how to tie a double figure 8 knot.
I learned how to and when it's legal to stick your thumb in someones eye and aim for the brain.
When is it legal? Today I learned that a lot of my home state peoples are idiots. Go Alabama!
This weekend I learned...
It's not safe to give me video games.
seriously, i have about 60 hours away from the army and I spend far too many of them infront of the screen, hackin' away monsters and my free time..
the deal is simple, I visited hardcoregamers101, saw the summonnight article, downloaded the GBA roms, started playing - and bamm! I end up going to bed at 0600 and wake up at 0930. then I keep playing a while more until noon, stopping only to watch Smallville marthon until dinner. afterwards i go visit a friend of mine, fall asleep (about 3 hours of sleep over the night, what do you expect?), when i got back home, i finished the game, then played a little more, and went to bed, this time for 4 hours. woke up, finished the 100floors maze, played a little more, and gave up when I realized I can't get 100% of the game without a do over.
So I started summon-night 2.
I barely got to check my e-mail, see anime or get some sleep, give me a video game and i turn to a zombie. same thing happened with Prince of Persia, Shaman king and Heroes IV.
Usually it's not so bad, since i have a lousy computer and i don't own a gaming console, so i hardly get to play anything.. but if you give me a decent game, it's all over. A complete waste of my time. I don't leave time for anything important, i didn't even get a haircut becuase i was too into the game to care.
well, at least i finished one game, i'm keeping the sequal for next weekend.
1. When you are not the instigator, you didn't provoke the other person verbally or physically.Originally Posted by Spiegel
2. When you or someone else is at risk of great bodily harm, such as getting shot, raped, stabbed, killed, etc....
3. When you or the person threatened has no reasonable means of escape.
If all three of these conditions are met, go for the eyes and push towards the brain! Or grab the throat hard and pull at it as if you were ripping out a plug, it's easier than punching the throat because there's some pretty tough armor there even if it doesn't seem like it.
P.S. Or use common sense when you know you can't win, like if they have a gun aimed at you point blank.
i learned that people are being asses to me on irc
Don't worry. We're asses to everyone on IRC. Its true. I've been eaten and kicked be teh d3vil soo many times its not funny. Well...actually...it is funny.....
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Today I spent a delicious amount of maybe 30 minutes reflecting over the fact that my life is probably damn near perfect.
I might have my bad days and my complexes (mostly brought on by a mix of vanity and childhood abuse of various kinds) but overall everything is as solid as can be.
Behold why!
- I live in a rich country without exaggerated amounts of violence & crime (at least not more than in any other country with generally high standards).
- I don't have any immediate flaws in my appearance, sure, everybody can't love everybody when it comes to looks.. but I'm neutral enough to not be hated, and hot enough to have fanclubs.
- I have found a hobby that I really enjoy putting all my free time into (music: drums) and I'm also pretty good at it. Additionally the songwriter in my new band is a genius and we have lots of contacts in the business.
- My parents are alive, well and loving. They are also very generous and hand me cash when I need it. They have helped me through tough times and make me feel a little less worthless for not having a job right now.
- I am not stupid. My grades are above average and my english skills are excellent compared to the average scandinavian dito.
- I have a wide social network and have no problems with making friends, getting women to want me or anything else when it comes to socializing. I'm oh so funny and charismatic!
- The best fuckbuddy I've ever had lives 5 minutes away. The other two I have live ~20 & ~40 minutes away respectively.
So to all the guys here who keep calling me gay, silly, lame & other derogatory words with the intention of trying to insult me (calling me gay otherwise is okay because I am fucked up): GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES BECAUSE I FUCKING OWN YOU, HAH!
MY LIFE > YOURS! GWEAHAHAHAHAHAA
So yeah. That's what I learned today. I never really reflected this way before. Maybe I'm just in a happy mood?!
what about lolerskates? or wtfbbqsauceOriginally posted by: Eurasian
ohh cool topic KitKat!!
Today...I learned the word "ROFLCOPTER." I find it intriguing how people came up with that term.
i have to learn to play hockey for gym...... i cant name one chinese player that was ever in a hockey team
I learned that basey would be one of the best drinking buddies. My current ones are pretty damn random,Originally posted by: basey44
what about lolerskates? or wtfbbqsauceOriginally posted by: Eurasian
ohh cool topic KitKat!!
Today...I learned the word "ROFLCOPTER." I find it intriguing how people came up with that term.
but basey would make random seem normal. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
For all you awesome people, it's just Phoenix. The numbers are just the amount of times people misspell it.
BBQ Sauce is old school.
Everyone uses omgwtfpicnic now. (and yes, it is my invention)
haha i like this invention ! this week i learnt...well i didnt learn it more like experienced it for the first time. throwing up hurts - first time in my life, hoping it will be my last !
OH and lions mate over 50 times or something a day
BANZAI
Today I learned to never speak with people who spend more than 95% of their day inside on the computer, they will actually sound out each phrase they use online.
Try hearing someone say "stfu noob i xzn pwn joo" just like that.
LaZie made this...a long time ago.
"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba
You're kidding, right?
"They call it 'The American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it" - George Carlin
I have said that multiple times, as well 95%? Thats close to mine but I sleep too
Today I have learned that spend way to much Time on the computer...
image fail!
What does the word ROFLCOPTER mean? And today I learned that if you make loud noises with a plastic bag, your younger brothers gunei pig will run blindly around its cage hitting itself countless times adn won't stop until I put the bag down.
Oh and kool topic KitKat. =)
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