What would make you lose interest in Naruto

**Captain Grammar** · Wed, 03-09-2005, 03:17 PM

Personally, I hope that Naruto doesn't actually become Hokage.

**Tidus_Yuna** · Fri, 03-11-2005, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by: kaigan
-if sasuke is not dead
-itachi is beat by sasuke (some how)
-naruto does the same shit in every fight

LOL I go wil the above as well

**ChaosK** · Sat, 03-12-2005, 04:07 PM

i kinda skipped 3 pages of reading since i didnt feel lik reading all of ur complaints so if these were listed alrdy sry
these will make me lose interest:

- Kakashi disappears
-naruto continues to jus use kage bushin and then have guys stand idle.
-Sasuke loses to naruto (manga readers dont tell me anything about this even though i've received a little bit of info)
-tsunade's breasts r cut down 2 cups (i'm kinda kiddin here)
-jirarya is not preverted anymore
-hearing american little kids screaming "replication technique!" all day
-if anime0ne and other sub groups become lik anime otkaus and decide to take 3 month breaks

**Bishounen** · Sun, 03-13-2005, 08:40 PM

I think the key things that would make me lose interest in Naruto would be what I'm already predicting will be used in porting the show over to the mainstream U.S. audience. Horrible dubbing, cheezy editing... I can just see how many characters are going to die... or rather, faint! Oh yes! They won't die... that would horrify so many of our anally retentive american parents. No, they must faint... after all, why would Haku die after being touched by Kakashi's electrified hands once the blood and wounds have been removed? Naw... he'll faint... it was only a mild Taser zap after all....

And then of course, there's the horrible lines they'll write for some of the characters to describe how they feel someone else's power. I can just hear Sasuke being dubbed by the guy who did Piccolo's voice in DBZ... "Ugh... what... power. So this is what it's like when two high level (he won't say Jounin, the average ignant anime fan wannabe wouldn't have a CLUE what that meant) ninjas face each other... It's... MADNESS... Ugh, Ugh (insert more random grunts as necessary)."

Better yet, they could just hire a few of the old sketch comedy show actors from shows like In Living Color, way back in the day, to do the voice acting. Wouldn't that be cute to have Damon Wayans doing his "Handi-man" bit for Naruto? The midget chick in that skit would work for Sakura's voices as well. Hell, just yank the soundtrack from a few of the episodes, cut it up and rearrange it, and you'll have a cheap and equal-quality dub (in comparison to the usual fare that's offered) prepared for just about any episode.

Naruto: "Time to die, bad guy! Let's get busy! Thank you, Tiny Avenger! Never underestimate the power of the handicapped!"

</rant>

**Bishounen** · Sun, 03-13-2005, 08:45 PM

Oh yeah... almost forgot. Seriously, they should keep the names of the techniques the way they are... and for the love of all things animated, find a voice actor who can pronounce them correctly. "Replication Technique" or "Doppleganger Technique" is about as chic a translation as "Special Beam Cannon" was for "Makkankosappo".

You also forgot to not double post. Use the edit button next time.

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**ChaosK** · Sun, 03-13-2005, 10:00 PM

oh yeah, i forgot b4 to add 1 mor e

- britteny spears becomes the voice of sakura (shudders)

**Bishounen** · Sun, 03-13-2005, 10:22 PM

Double posting eh? I learn somethin new every day. Guess I should look up the rules again or somethin.....

Shows what I get for not needing to be toilet trained at gunpoint.

Ok, c'mon. Was this post really necessary? It doesn't contribute to the topic at all. You've learned something else new today; don't post meaningless garbage.

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**ChaosK** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 07:10 PM

congrats bishounen u learn a lot but i bet u dont acctually remember any of it so u've probably learned this 20 times alrdy... i DO NOT need to watch little kids throwing fake plastic shurikens at each other while screaming "multiply technique" (they wont use dopplerganger (or how evr u spell) because kids wont understand it) <----cool parenthesis in parenthesis [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

**Deblas** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 09:13 PM

This will DEFINETLY make me lose interest in Naruto.

Originally posted by: LobsterMagnet
Here's my last attempt at constructing the naruto english theme song, enjoy.

YO!
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Naruto!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Saske!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Sakura!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it-- NO!)
Here's how the story goes, we find out
Bout a nine tailed demon fox, there's no doubt that fox was tearing things up
then came the 4th, who put a stop
he put the fox within a newborn baby boy
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!
His name is naruto
(That's Uzumaki Naruto)
(He'll be the next Hokage!)
He's got the demon fox inside
(How did that happen?)
(the 4th sealed it up)
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
His name's Saske, he's just like a the coolest guy
And a L-A-D-Y Sakura's not shy
The Ninja Crew comin' through doin' their thing
With the naruto as ninja supreme, he's gonna be hokage!
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!

**ChaosK** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 09:30 PM

lol yes this would make me lose interest in naruto too (this wuz posted in tha "how to make naruto sucessful" thread rite?)

**benjaminz** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by: LobsterMagnet
Here's my last attempt at constructing the naruto english theme song, enjoy.

YO!
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Naruto!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Saske!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Sakura!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it-- NO!)
Here's how the story goes, we find out
Bout a nine tailed demon fox, there's no doubt that fox was tearing things up
then came the 4th, who put a stop
he put the fox within a newborn baby boy
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!
His name is naruto
(That's Uzumaki Naruto)
(He'll be the next Hokage!)
He's got the demon fox inside
(How did that happen?)
(the 4th sealed it up)
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
His name's Saske, he's just like a the coolest guy
And a L-A-D-Y Sakura's not shy
The Ninja Crew comin' through doin' their thing
With the naruto as ninja supreme, he's gonna be hokage!
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!

LOL

that was brilliant! I actually can't wait for that to happen, although if it get's on Cartoon Network then I don't think they show openings, but yeah...

what would make me lose interest aside from all the other obvious stuff like americanizing the show and the dbz power up stuff is if orochimaru takes sasuke's body, I don't care what you guys think, sasuke's cool =p i wanna see him own sometime soon, cuz he's always the one getting owned =p
oh, and if naruto's new forbidden jutsu is just *super saiyen level 3 long hair no eyebrows* kyubi [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif[/img]

**Deblas** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 10:30 PM

Originally posted by: benjaminz

Originally posted by: LobsterMagnet
Here's my last attempt at constructing the naruto english theme song, enjoy.

YO!
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Naruto!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Saske!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it up, Sakura!)
Dreaming!
(Don't give it, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it up, give it-- NO!)
Here's how the story goes, we find out
Bout a nine tailed demon fox, there's no doubt that fox was tearing things up
then came the 4th, who put a stop
he put the fox within a newborn baby boy
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!
His name is naruto
(That's Uzumaki Naruto)
(He'll be the next Hokage!)
He's got the demon fox inside
(How did that happen?)
(the 4th sealed it up)
Yah-yo, yah-yo!
His name's Saske, he's just like a the coolest guy
And a L-A-D-Y Sakura's not shy
The Ninja Crew comin' through doin' their thing
With the naruto as ninja supreme, he's gonna be hokage!
Yah-yo, yah-yo, yah-yo, oh-oh!

LOL

that was brilliant! I actually can't wait for that to happen, although if it get's on Cartoon Network then I don't think they show openings, but yeah...

Glad to see someone actually liked it.

**benjaminz** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 10:41 PM

lol, well, it just reminded me of pokemon, and if that actually happens, then Naruto's toast [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img] I just liked the lyrics because it obviously took him some time to come up with that =p

**benjaminz** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 10:41 PM

uh oh, spheggettios,

double post [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img] clicked on post twice
sorry, how do i delete this thing... bleh i take it you can't

edit in reply to below post:

Originally posted by: Captain Grammar

You do realize that right after apologizing for a double post, you did it again, right?

Actually, no I didn't notice because I only double posted once, and I was referring to this reply... but anyway, thanks for trying to flame me and also for not staying on topic. Again, sorry for the double post. =p

last edit because no one really cares anyway;

Originally posted by: Deblas
You've been here longer than me. You should know this by now.

True, but your number of posts is like 50x more than my number of posts. =)

**Captain Grammar** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 10:48 PM

You do realize that right after apologizing for a double post, you did it again, right?

**Deblas** · Thu, 03-17-2005, 11:19 PM

[quote]
Originally posted by: benjaminz
uh oh, spheggettios,

double post [img][/img] clicked on post twice
sorry, how do i delete this thing... bleh i take it you can't

You've been here longer than me. You should know this by now.

**ChaosK** · Fri, 03-18-2005, 07:49 PM

i honestly cant believe anybody acctually liked that song by lobstermagnet... it was soo disturbing... unfortunatly if it airs on cartoonnetwork or WB11 they're going to change the song to something lik that...

**Deblas** · Fri, 03-18-2005, 09:00 PM

But they don't show openings in Toonami. Just the ending. I know in Adult Swim they give the opening in jap and all.

**ChaosK** · Sun, 03-20-2005, 03:42 PM

i meant in general wen it comes to tha US the song is gonna be soo screwed up

**LobsterMagnet** · Sun, 03-20-2005, 08:44 PM

LOL

that was brilliant! I actually can't wait for that to happen, although if it get's on Cartoon Network then I don't think they show openings, but yeah...

About time. Nice to see that someone finally appreciates my satire.

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