New Adventures of Sakon!!11

[Jessper]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
- I GOT PUNCHED

hah, that made me LOL for some reason ; )

Love the fan art =P

[kooshi]

LOL, great comic as usual, and that title page is just plain awesome! You can probably make a lot of money if you made comic books, lol.
Is it just me or does Sakon's dad's mustache is always hilarious? Whenever I see it, I always burst out laughing.

[Musashi]

lol, episodes are fukin' great [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] and those fanarts are funny

[Rek]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

- Guys, guys... go here instead.
- You kidding? That forum sucks, inhabited only by Sasuke fanboys! Don't trust them!

I'm usually not stupid enough to quote the comic in the same thread seems too much like the flashbacks everyone hates, but that link was total greatness...


(we want animation, damn you!)

[GoatLord]

Wow... I so totally did not need to see Gimp Kabuto. Everything else was great, though.

[Assertn]

we should produce an animated series of this, complete with fillers involving the wacky adventures of konohamaru as he learns the many lessons of life
and then people can get on terra's back yelling "OMG THE ANIME IS CATCHING UP TO THE MANGA, MAKE MORE!!!111" just so they can go to the anime-only viewers and burn their eyes wtih spoilers.

It'd be great

[PSJ]

best part was the last 3 with itachi and gaara.
did i make it to safety?
mother?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that was hilarious.

[Werder]

Brilliant Terra, brilliant.

[telemari]

All of them except Kimi are dead now. Will Oro summon them back or there will be adventures of someone else? what about Sakura and Ino - we don;t need Sasuke anymore!

[NM]

As always, awesome stuff Terra! Great cover you got there to, XD.

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Your one badass mofo terra. Great shit.

[kooshi]

Question: just how the hell do you come up with this hilarious stuff? I would have never thought of all this in my entire life, probably.

[Terracosmo]

^_^ Thank you everybody.

@assertn: There are no words for how awesome that would be

@kooshi: Can't say much else other than it's my "gift" in life to think up stupid things, or hell, think up things out from nowhere.
My compensation for being entirely incapable of drawing or doing anything technical (insert flashback to when I wrecked 2 of the 4 tires on dad's car while trying to move them about here) is to be able to write, basically.

The key is to not think. Just write whatever comes to mind. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

Oh and this is not directly related to the story, but once again from the same author (Barb) I made a request. "A cool Sakon pic without the head on his back". Did she deliver? YOU FUCKING BET!

So here it comes, hot spankin' Sakon in Kiba's jacket!!



*dies* It's soooo good.

[Kortir]

my spontaneous bursts of laughter at seeing the newest part (and especially the pics... omgchibi.) caused a few people to look my way... I'm pretty sure they think I'm a bit screwed up now.. especially if they saw kabuto before I alt-tabbed. XD

so funny though.. and I love the pics like nothing else. what's the chances of seeing some more random chibis?

[Terracosmo]

Dunno really, but if I get any more I'll put 'em up. They deserve a looot of recognition. IMO, the above Sakon pic looks even better than how Kishimoto himself draws him.

[Jaredster]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

The key is to not think.

That can make or break a series.

[XanBcoo]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Dunno really, but if I get any more I'll put 'em up. They deserve a looot of recognition. IMO, the above Sakon pic looks even better than how Kishimoto himself draws him.

I think it looks about the same. Pretty much.
But that IS a kick-ass picture.

[Rek]

holy hell, we hafta have a site for this chick... I wanna see more of her art, damn it...

[Terracosmo]

@Jaredster: Seeing as that is what I build this series on, it can't break it. It has too many loose elements to tear apart.

@Konoha Rek: Yeah she does need a site. Trust me, her other art is just as awesome. I've known her for 5 years and she's always been my favorite artist.

Well what do you know. Not only does Adventures of Sakon!11 -Z- have fanart, it now has fanfiction as well.

I present to you, while waiting for the next chapter, a Sakon side story. Byyyy... BATSU POWER!

(I took the liberty of adding icons, for the true feeling)
--

THE ADVENTURES OF SAKON SIDE STORY!

- ...Orochimaru-sama, what are you doing with those headphones?
- OOOOH GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN~
- ....Sir?
- WHAT IS IT, MELANIE?!
- Sir...do you know what day it is today?
- ...Is it Cindi Lauper day? I just love Cindi Lauper! Her music rocks! All that rebellious '80s teen angst gives me memories of my wonderful teenhood!
- No sir. It's actually the Hidden Sound Village's 1st anniversary.
- The village which contains only one mansion?
- Yes sir.
- Ahaha, how could I forget about this, Karin?! Quickly, we must gather all of our villagers here so that I would go on a long yet boring speech on why
this village which is actually a single mansion means so much to them!
- *mumbles* Why do I have to do all the dirty work...
- What did you say, Serena?
- Nothing.

*scene changes to everyone gathering near the mansion base, waiting for Orochimaru to give
out his...speech.*

- So, we're here. What are we supposed to do?
Where's my pot roast? I WAS PROMISED SOME POT ROAST! ;_;
- Shut the fuck up you fat flying fuck of a fuckface.
- I ate it five minutes ago.
- YOU BASTARD!
- There's nothing you can do about it.
- ....I want my pie.
- You're one evil person, you. YOU CAN'T BE MY BROTHER!
- I am, you stupid flying fairy of farm animals.
- Give me proof.
- I'm stuck on to your back, what more do you want?!
- Not enough proof.
- YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
- Of course I can't. Because it's on MY DAMN BACK!
- haha i win u lose gimme ur money.
- I'm so bored. Do any of you want to PLAY on my PLAYstation?
- Not on your fucking life, you four arms faggot.
- *ehum* Orochimaru-sama has prepared his speech and is ready to announce it to you all.
- About damn time.
- FOOD TIME!
- PLAY TIME!
- BONE TIME!
- Whoa, where did you come from?
- I was late from the BONE doctor. My BONES were kinda frail, so he gave me a calcium injection.
- So now your bones are back in form again?
- Yup. I'm ready and BONING at will. Right, honey?
- .....Go fuck your own bones, you boning bonefuck.
- I would. But they can't reach that area.

*Orochimaru makes his dramatic entrance*

- GOOD EVENING GENTLEMEN, FREAKS, FAIRIES, LADY AND BONER! I'm so glad you could all make it here today.
- Actually, it took us five minutes to get here. I mean, we are living in this village which consists of only one mansion and all.
- Right, right! And now, I shall begin with my speech regarding the 1st year anniversary of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of one mansion!

*takes out a huge paper filled with lots of words that drags onto the ground*

- People of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of only one mansion, today is the day which we should all be proud about. Today is the day where we should
all be happy that it exists. Today is the day where the sun shall shine upon us with
it's mighty rays of light and harmony. Today is the day where we all drink Gatordate
and eat lots of cucumber sandwiches topped with ketchup. Today is the day...
- ....Will you pass by the introduction and go into the damn speech already?
- Fine then. *eats all of the papers and leaves only one as he mumbles* Party pooper...
- Wow. He must be hungry.
- But I'm even hungrier!
- *punches Jiroubou*
- I GOT PUNCHED!
- ...How did you do that when you have no hands?
- Homestar Runner is my sensei.
- EHUM! As I was saying; This day marks the 1st year anniversary of the Hidden Sound Village which consists of one single mansion. I remember that fated day
which started the creation of this place...

*flashbacks like whoa*

- Sir...why did we go here?
- It's easy, Carla. We need to have our own place where I can be able to think out my plans in taking all over the villages with my mighty powers.
- ...And?
- Oh, and to put all that junk I've bought from the discount store. So much lovely items.
- Hmm. As for the plan you couldn't do that alone, can you?
- Of course! I still need to get Sasuke-kun...
- The way that word comes out of you is scaring me.
- Sasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSasuke-kunSASUKE-KUN!
- STOP IT ALREADY!
- Tut tut, dear Audrey. He must be mentioned that much as he is part of the plan.

*flashback pause*

- To impersonate Micheal Jackson?
- NO! AND YOU'RE RUINING MY GLORIOUS FLASBACK MOMENT!
- Stupid fucking ass fairy.
- Sorry.
- Auberdine! Run the movie again!
- Yes sir.

*flashback resume*

- Now off to work, Sally! Build me a mansion!
- ...But I don't know how to.
- *cracks a whip* You'll know now! MUSH!
- Yes sir....goddam rassin' frassin' ninja employment agency letting me to work with that psycho...
- WHAT DID YOU SAY, BELLINDA?!
- Nothing.

*flashback end*

- ...and thus, this is how the village which consists of one mansion was created! Wasn't that so exciting?!
- ZZzzzZzzzzZzzZ~
- Uhh huh. Real exciting.
- Not enough PLAYing.
- Not enough BONES.
- It fucking sucks the fucking horse stable.
- I didn't have any popcorn. ;_;
- Weeeeellll, I'm glad you all liked it! At any rate, it is time for the official village anthem to commerate this amazing achievement!

*ehum*

It's the Hidden Sound Village!
Where we rape and pillage!
A lot and lot of those!
Whom we have super chose!
To be our bitches!
And not ugly witches!
Who is led by our leader!
A person who loves Ceasar!
His name is Orochi!
Who plays his Tamagotchi!
We won't also forget!
That he has also set!
a 'Maru' in his name!
Which makes him like a dame!

OOOOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!

- ZzzzzzZzzzzzomgwtfhuhwithmerrycheesesteaks. What the hell was that?
- The official village anthem! Written by me, of course!
- Did someone forget to tell you that you suck in song writing?
- Well, I never! Because you said that, there will be no anniversary cake for all of you.
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
- Class dismissed!

*everyone leaves*

- Well, that was over, thank god.
- Now what?
- Now we'll have to wait what Terra's got in store for the REAL next chapter.
- ....I've always knew the one who written this side story sucks. Just like you do.
- I love you.

END!

*out of nowhere comes..*

- WHAT THE HELL?! Why wasn't I in this one? I was supposed to have more screen time, dammit! Eh what the hell...I'll be in the next episode. Maybe.
Or something.

YOU CAN'T RESIST THE MUSTACHE!

[PSJ]

for some reason this fanfic didnt have the usual feeling of a sakon adventure. this fanfic writer wasnt able to portray them as good as terra normally does... orochimaru felt like a diffrent person.