New Adventures of Sakon!!11

[Turkish-S]

do u want to get boned bone style LOL
killer... keep em comming

[NM]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo


- So you around here often?
- Get the fuck away from me, bonefuck
- Hohoho. You wanna get BONED by these BONES?
- ....no.
- I know you long to get these BONES inserted in you, BONE style.
- I WOULDN'T MIND A FEW BONES!
- ...
- Well?
- Why not?
- But... that's... what the fuck

This was just awesome! XD

[Omri]

I think like NarutoMaster.

That was funney. Your really building charcthers that's great, lol!

[jing]

this one wasn't as good as the other ones.

[Hikyuu]

Hmm I liked it.. but .. its less shocking then the first and second since your not breaking into a whole new genre of bordom.. Jing nice sig .. if only I could do something like that >.>

[basey44]

hahaha nice, i like the bit where u have to scroll down for 5 minutes cos orochimaru and the hokage are fighting

[pakman]

Originally posted by: basey_69
hahaha nice, i like the bit where u have to scroll down for 5 minutes cos orochimaru and the hokage are fighting

i dont think they were fighting.... i think they were having an orgasim

[TwisT]

This is one of the best things to hit GW.. Terra and his twisted brain is brilliant like always.. keep it up..

[Deblas]

you should copyright it terra!

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
- Thank you Naruto, I have learned the secrets of life and am now good.
- NP

i like this part the best

[kooshi]

Whee, kickass. Best part was the boner part, hahaha. Damn, this creativity is just awesome Terra.

[Kairi]

This is great Terra. This last one made me laugh out loud. My favourite part was the same as NarutoMaster. I love the flashbacks.

[Rek]

everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

Fuck'n Nasty.

[Garr]

Originally posted by: Kagemane_no_Jutsu

Originally posted by: Konoha Rek
everyone is only saying this because your beautiful terra... forsake your vanity and the flattery of your peers and join me on the dark side (you must supply your own speedo)

Fuck'n Nasty.

If only there were a space between "Fuck" and "'n"...THEY COULD BE PARTNERS IN CRIME!?!?!

Think about it, Fuck and Nasty taking over the world, one speedo at a time...(Does that even make any sense?)

[Terracosmo]

---well what do you know, more insane stuff!



- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. JOUNINS AND CHUUNINS. GENNINS AND ACADEMY STUDENTS. SANNINS AND SENNINS...
- Wait wait wait... hold on
- ...what?
- Aren't sannin and sennin the same thing?
- Ehm, no. A sannin is like... an isolated.. ehh.. hermit thingy. And sennin is... wait, fuck, it's the other way around
- What are you talking about?
- A sannin is.. no wait, the sannin are 3 legendary ninjas. And sannin is a hermit. Often perverted... yeah
- That doesn't make sense. See if the sennin all were perverted, and one of them went on a field trip... wouldn't that make that person a sannin?
- No, because that person isn't a hermit.
- But what if the person decided that he wanted to live with turtles for a while? ...or build a mansion in the middle of nowhere and recruit freaks to do his bidding?
- Well I guess... that would be...
- Damn Alicia, you need to do your homework better
- ...may I please go on?
- Of course.
- ...what the hell are you doing here?
- Who?
- ...I hate my job. And this series. And...
- Since Belinda just had a nervous breakdown I'll now resume this show for ya!!!! *wink* We've reached a critical point in the series and because of that we will now rename it....

*DRUMROLL*

- THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON!1 -Z-
- *insert bad DBZ joke here*
- But before that starts, we will now have a GAIDEN. Starring Sakon's father and Itachi. enjoy. *pinches kabuto in the ass*
- ...

THE NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON ('S FATHER)!!1 -Z-

- Ho. Ho. Ho. Foolish little brother...
- First off, stop talking into the air about your siblings. And second off, you need to learn how to laugh like a MAN!
- My laugh is my own business. Ho. Ho. Ho. Haha. Heh. Ho.
- OMG! You SUCK! This is how you laugh:

*takes a deep breath*

- MWAHAHAHAH HIAHOAHIOIGozixFGA^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ROFLLMAO SPOILERS hahafhzhzf Ormzm L!!
- How the fuck do you pronounce that anyway?
- Well okay it's hard the first couple of times but.. yeah. Eventually it's just right.
- Look...
- What?
- Foolish old man. If you want to laugh better than me... you must hate me... detest me... and survive in an extremely fucked up way... and eat pineapples... while watching old Seinfeld episodes...
- What in the name of the hidden village of milk are you talking about?
- Foolish old man... if you want to know what I'm talking about... you must run, run run... run and cling to your mobile phone...
- Look... you know... maybe I should just... GODDAMNIT NOW YOU MADE ME USE DOTS EVERYWHERE ... LIKE THIS... ARGH I CAN'T STOP IT... I'M TYPING LIKE BUDWEINEKEN
- Foolish old man. If you want to type like me... and Budweineken... you must do more ... dots..everywhere... like this, look... dot dot... dot dot... dot... dot... foolish old man... hate me... detest me...
- I ALREADY FUCKING DETEST YOU JUST SHUT UP
- If you want to...
- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- I was gonna ask you if you wanted to have the last piece of my bread, but yeah, suit yourself

*5 days later*

- *mumble*
- What are you doing?
- I am touching my moustasche
- ehh.... why?
- Because it's a thing that all badasses do. All the time. Like this. mwahahaha. Little moustasche... you and me against the world...
- Why am I following you around again?
- Well... you were looking for a shark with a big sword, and people called you insane and you desperately clinged to life while running... until you met me
- Oh yeah. Now I remember. .... MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!
- Oh really?
- YES!
- Okay. Well, anyway. Leave me now. I must devise additional evil plans of diabolica in order to destroy my daughter.
- That's fine. I'll just go and brood in the corner.

- Oh scarlet leaves of tomorrow, tell me now? What is my purpose in life and why do I get so little screentime? Why am I so worshipped by you, oh green cheese also known as the moon, when I am just a random bishounen combing my hair with my hands and owning everybody I see? TRULY, I AM TORMENTED
- God, I hate it when he does that. He makes ME look sane.
- I AM NOT INSANE! IT'S ME VERSUS THE WORLD! THE WORLD I SAY! FUCK THE WORLD!
- I know we need to do now.
- What?
- We must head out on a quest. To the mountains. For no reason.
- Foolish man... if you want to head to the mountains for no reason.. then you must pack down food... and equipment... and...
- Let's just go

*they climb a mountain*

- THIS MOUNTAIN IS FUCKING STEEP
- I'm already up
- OMG HOW DID YOU DO IT SO QUICKLY
- ...because this "mountain" is a little peg in the ground, that a stag with broken legs could jump over?
- Damn you for always interfering with my adventures
- I just realized that this story makes no sense whatsoever.
- Oh. How quick of you!

*sounds heard from a distance*

- So yeah. Now we're here. At the lost dales of evermore.
- Eh?
- I'm reading a fantasy novel. It's pretty good. It's called "Priscilla and the lipstick fairies from mars".
- I want to read that when you are done with it!
- And I want to eat it when you've read it.
- You all suck.
- Now now kids. Don't make me bone you.
- I hate it when he threatens us with that.

*meanwhile*

- OMG IT'S THEM! MY DAUGHTER AND HIS WICKED COMPARIOTS!
- ARGH IT'S THEM!!!!!!!! they have come to take me back to... that dreaded place... NOOO!!!! *runs away*
- ...I feel left out on something.

- OMG THIS PLACE... IT WOULD MAKE A GREAT CLIFFHANGER...!!!!
- Actually, it's time for a cliffhanger now.

- DAMNIT! JUST WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO DEFEAT THEM!
- Ehm... dad... we can see you. Again.
- LIES! ALL LIES!

[Deblas]

[quote]
Originally posted by: Terracosmo
---well what do you know, more insane stuff!



- Look... you know... maybe I should just... GODDAMNIT NOW YOU MADE ME USE DOTS EVERYWHERE ... LIKE THIS... ARGH I CAN'T STOP IT... I'M TYPING LIKE BUDWEINEKEN
- Foolish old man. If you want to type like me... and Budweineken... you must do more ... dots..everywhere... like this, look... dot dot... dot dot... dot... dot... foolish old man... hate me... detest me...

lol. love this part [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Terracosmo]

You have to admit I got Itachi's personality down flawlessly!

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

yea that was deffininitly Itatchi

[kooshi]

HAHAHA, that was kickass, Terra!