New Adventures of Sakon!!11

[Warmaster]

Really??? He must have had a terrible childhood then! Or maybe was caught in a freak rain of anvils a few years back and got one on the head. I can find no other explaination!!!!

[Hellraiser]

Is this thing gonna be released weekly or what?

[Rynoa]

Terracosmo you're funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

[Terracosmo]

The epic second episode, as yet another result from boredom. This time I'm not tired though, so I can't blame the retardedness on that.

NEW ADVENTURES OF SAKON PART 2 - SAKON MEETS TAYUYA (and the rest too actually)

Characters!

- Our hero, Sakon
- Sakon's vengeful father who wants to defeat his son for attempting to kill him
- Satan. Ehrm, I mean, Sakon's brother... Ukon
- Tayuya, Ukon's #1 admirer
- Kidoumaru, stupid guy who got owned by Neji (har har)
- Jiroubou, he's fat
- Kabuto. No comments further needed
- GUESS WHO

-This happened in the last episode: Sakon killed his father and got an invitation from Orochimaru to join his academy for freaks.-

- ARGH IT'S SATAN
- For the 941891284928th time, I AM YOUR BROTHER. UKON!!!!
- ...
- ...
- MUST YOU TORMENT ME SO OH PRINCE OF THE UNDERWORLD
- You know what? Fuck you. Just Fuck -YOU-. You stupid lipstick-wearing fairy
- EVEN SATAN CANNOT FIGURE OUT MY GENDER
- Look! A caress of vomited human flesh 4 o' clock!
- ...is that a good thing?
- Yes, it's a female.
- Ah.
- ...
- Why hello there miss
- ...
- Well, ehh... nice weather
- Get the fuck out of my way you fucking piece of shit fairy before I extend your goddamn ass with this flute which I btw has fucked up many fuckers before you with, you fuck
- OKAY!
- Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH
- ...
- ...
- HAH!
- That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?
- ?!
- Sure
- Catch you later then hot stuff
- ...... WHAT THE HELL
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'll just pretend that never happened.

*The brothers went on, towards Oro's hideout. But on the way...*

- NO!!!!!!
- Quickly, a guy with.... a damn lot of arms.... needs our help!
- Yay
- IT CAN'T BEEEEEEEEE~~
- What's up, spiderman?
- Nothing much... ehhh.... you have 2 heads
- And you have a lot of arms
- Got a problem with that?
- Well.. uhh...
- Do you want to PLAY with these arms?
- ....
- Sorry, I must say that from time to time. Otherwise I would be too out-of-character.
- Ah
- You are a retard.
- But have you ever PLAYED with a retard?
- Just shut up

*Meanwhile*

- MMM YESSSS as we speak, Kidoumaru is probably out there playing because he loves to PLAY all the time because PLAYING is funny and...
- Ehm, Orochimaru sir...
- What is it, Smithers?
- It's Kabuto, sir.
- Shut up, Smithy

*Back*

- ...so that's when I PLAYED so much that I practically PLAYED him to death because...
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- PLEASE END MY MISERY
- Hey what's up
- Oh hello fatboy. We are PLAYING! Do you want to PLAY with us?
- Actually I would prefer to EAT. Like.. EAT your CHAKRA. Or a HAMBURGER.
- FOR THE LOVE OF ICE HOCKEY
- I never knew you liked ice hockey
- Shut up

To be continued!

- Little does he know what I have in store for him, that little fairy! Mweh hehe! Nobody fucks with a guy with sexy moustasche and LIVES

[Knives122]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
- Get the fuck out of my you fucking piece of shit fairy before I extend your goddamn ass with this flute which I btw has fucked up many fuckers before you with, you fuck
- OKAY!
- Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH
- ...
- ...
- HAH!
- That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?
- ?!
- Sure
- Catch you later then hot stuff
- ...... WHAT THE HELL
- Damn, I'm good.

ROFLLMAOLOL, that is the funniest part, I was suprised not to see the father though(who is just Sakon, just with a very bad looking mustache), but over all I liked it cant wait till the next one LOL

[Terracosmo]

lol yeah I forgot him, he got a cameo at the end now though.

[Winged Dancer]

I think you got Tayuya's personality better than Kishimoto himself did.
On a rather-related note, OMFG Sakon's dad is ALIVE!!!!!!!111 and so is his moustache!!!1 NOES!!

[ShinobiNeko]

lol, funny stuff Terra.. the part with Tayuya was very funny.

[miaka]

lol.. lol.. lol.. man... nice job.. ^_^ very fun comic.. more more more.!!!!!

[Omri]

Terra!!! Great job!!!
IT
t's even better then the first one!
Looking forword to more!!!

[Musashi]

lmao, the part with Tayuya owns
i wonder what it will be in the next episode

[Rek]

SPOLERS!! !A MOD NEEDS TO PUT A STOP TO THIS OMG!?!!?

no, the smithers comment and the "I thirst for chaos"

i almost shat myself <terracosmo(m)3

[GLS]

you've created a monster, Terra.
How many more episodes you plan on doin'?

[animefreak]

awesome story, keep it up Terra.

[Turkish-S]

keep them comming just 2 ownage 2 stop..

[NM]

Lmao Terra!! The Tayuya part was the funniest.

"Well fuck you too you worthless piece of feminine flesh who is good only for reproduction which in itself sucks because kids suck and so do you, YOU BITCH"
"That was the nicest thing anyone ever said to me. Can I have your number?"

XD

[Terracosmo]

Thank you all.

I will continue doing them as long as I find myself retarded enough, which wouldn't be too much of a problem.
I don't even need any good ideas, because all the stupid things just come to me as I do it.

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Episode 3!

*At the dark chambers of Orochimaru*

- Lalalalala~ Smithy Smithy rubs my back lalala~~
- Ehm... I am not rubbing your back.
- Lalala ooOoooH don't go -there- Smathy~
- ...clearly, Orochimaru-sama is delusional
- Smithers.
- Yes?
- Sing for me.
- Ehh.. what?
- You are my only son, yet I've never held you since you were a baby. Take care of Bulma, I will now detonate myself. But please, do not forget to resurrect me with the dragonballs...
- What the hell are you talking about?
- Oh, sorry, I was reading Dragonball volume 39. IT'S SO SAD WHEN VEGETA DIES!!!!!
- But doesn't he get resurrected at the end of the same volume?
- ....................................
- You knew that right?
- .......
- I mean it's kind of obvious, with the.. you know.. dragonballs, resurrection and all. Nobody dies in that series and...
- Cindy, there are two things I hate in this world. The first is smelly bathtubs and the second is SPOILERS.
- Oh sorry, Orochimaru-sama.. I didn't know that... ehh...
- Sing for me, Sally.
- I hate this fucking job.

*Meanwhile, outside*

- So what kind of guy is this Orochimaru fellow?
- He's pretty cool as long as you don't touch his... collection
- "Collection?"
- *All are frozen in fear*
- Ehh... okay. And where did Tayuya come from?
- Mind your own fucking business, fuckfucker.
- *Sees Ukon* Oh hello there honey!
- Ehh... yo.
- It's kinda like she has a split personality
- What did you say, fag boy?
- Oh, nothing.
- Now now sexy, he might be a disgusting fag of gigantic proportions but he IS my brother so please be kind to him.
- Whatever you say baby.
- So, my name's Sakon and you are Tay...
- Don't speak to me you fucking salad rapist
- What the hell is a salad rapist?
- I'm hungry
- Fuck you both, you male chiuvanist pigs! *runs away crying*
- That was... original. Soooo... Kidoumaru. I know why you are here, since you are a freak with 6 arms...
- ...
- But why are you here, Jiroubou? You are just... fat.
- Free food.
- ...aren't there better places to go to than a freak circus if you want free food?
- Sometimes it feels like I am surrounded by nothing but retards
- Yeah, you are completely normal. Not like you are a head sticking out from someone's back or anything.
- Silence, woman!

*In a tree nearby*

- For too long now, that fairy boy and his removable plastic head has caused me misery. But as true as the fact that my name is Stephano Akira Killminister Oracle Northstar Senior I will defeat him and all his freak friends. IN TRUTH, THERE IS NO POWER CAPABLE OF SURPASSING MY MOUSTASCHE!!!
- You know, all of us can... kinda... see you.
- ...SILENCE, WOMAN!
- Didn't you kill that pest off?
- Well I thought so, but...

*Kabuto comes out*

- Hello there kids, it's time for you all to meet Orochimaru. He has a mission... thingy... for you.
- ...why don't you have any pants on?
- .....
- ......
- It's a hot day, okay?

TO BE CONTINUED

[Warmaster]

Man, piece of advise for you (its free, I'm in a good mood) :

Seek prfessional psychiatric help. But wait 'til you're through with your story!!!!!

[miaka]

lol.. just getting better and better.. ^_^ very funny.. keep them comming
can't have enough!! [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

[ShinobiNeko]

lol.. "why don't you have any pants on?" =X heh , funny story as usual.