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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    You've run out of ideas havn't you???

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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    I'm surprised that the New Adventures of Sakon lasted as long as it did. But now that the Sound five have all been killed off in both the anime and the manga I think that the New Adventures of Sakon has lost it's appeal. It was cute to see absurd things done with characters that were all familiar with but that concept can only be taken so far.

    It generally works depending on the core source material. Thats why red vs. blue and most recently robot chicken work so well because they rely on nostalgic icons which their demographics are familiar with. Now that Sakon and his friends are all dead and there really isn't much a writer can use to add to their characters I think that the New adventures of Sakon have come to an end. Be happy that it lasted as long as it did.

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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Well guess I should actually reply...

    1- no, I have not run out of ideas. There has never been any ideas involved in this. I have just written what has come to mind at the moment. It's just random. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
    2- I'm just lazy
    3- Thanks for all the encouraging comments, however it might be best to just leave this topic hanging until I actually do something new... it's unnecessary to spam up the forums with the replies although I do appreciate them

    LobsterMagnet, thank you for the thorough analysis on the new adventures of sakon but unfortunately I don't understand much. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] To me, and to many others who have enjoyed it so far, the sound 5 has already been dead for long since we are manga readers. That was never the case. It was just a nutty idea that manifested. It is not "dead" as it has never been "alive". It's just random stuff using random Naruto characters and it will continue to be through every new part. I have not played on the "appeal" of the sound characters. I don't understand why you compare it to "red vs blue". This really has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes...

    Anyway until I get off my lazy ass, let's just let this thread be. *rapes all fans lovingly*

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, THERE'S NO MORE?
    MY LIFE IS OVER. MY HOPES, DREAMS, THEY'RE ALL GONE NOW

    SOB....SOB...

  5. #225

    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    ROLF whoehahahahahaha

    Can't wait until you are bored again

    Greetz

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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Ok, I'm bored again, but nothings happening here. I think he died.

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    I don't understand why you compare it to "red vs blue". This really has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes...
    You answered your own question about why I compared it to red vs. blue. The new adventures of Sakon has nothing to do with the core material other than the character names and avatars used, and a few insider jokes. The new adventures of Sakon corresponded with the appearance of the sound five in the anime. While you may be right about them being dead in the manga for a long time now when we got to see them animated and hear there voices they were far more compelling then when they were just 2D blank and white drawings. Seeing them animated brought new life which is why the New adventures of Sakon worked because your absurd comics corresponded nicely with the introduction of the sound 5 in the anime.

    Because there have been no new updates proves my point. The New adventures of Sakon have com to an end now that the sound five have finally been killed off in both the anime and the manga.

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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Originally posted by: lilphatboi88
    Ok, I'm bored again, but nothings happening here. I think he died.
    noob its not when u are bored but when terra is bored.
    and he isn't dead he is making a plan with oro to crush konoha.

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    RE: New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    or trying to orgy with them...


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    This is one of the reasons why I joined the forum
    Really funny, I enjoyed it

    Hope you have some time to do this [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Hehe same here Hyuuga_Destiny.Decided it after I read this freaky shit.

    LobsterMagnet,you must be really bored because you bother to do indepth analysis of some retarded pee wee humour [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] and continue to do so because you want to be right.

    To bad you arent like Terra wen you are bored [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

    Now everyone,lets respect the dudes wishes and stop posting, and wait for the next time he is reeaaaaaaaaaaally bored to do this again.

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    And now for something COMPLETELY different!

    It's SAKON'S ADVENTURES - THE MOVIE!
    Complete with all your favorite anime cliches and whatnot, only because I love you!

    The roles!!!!

    - Sakon as THE HERO
    - Ukon as THE SILENT BADASS RIVAL
    - Kimimaro as THE ANGSTY FILLOUT
    - Tayuya as THE ANGSTY FILLOUT'S MISSING SISTER
    - Sakon Senior as THE BAD GUY
    - Kidoumaru as EVIL HENCHMAN #1
    - Lassie as EVIL HENCHMAN #2
    - Jiroubou (with a wig) as HERO'S LOVE INTEREST
    - Orochimaru as DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
    - Itachi as NARRATOR

    Let the story begin!

    *flashback*

    *bad effects*

    *cheap soundtrack*

    - *pant* *pant*... must... run... from.... random badguys... in order to... seal... the secrets... of my .... long-dead clan... for... no... apparent reason...
    - MWAH HAH, I HAVE FOUND YOU!
    - FUCK! I mean.. no... please.... Sakon Senior... I beg of you.... I must... no... must... fight... for... the money... this... movie... will... bring in... and...
    - Hehe, yeah babe, seems like the boss got ya know eh! Haha! Heh!
    - *giggle* indeed, you never stood a chance! *giggle*
    - Now get ready to feel... ............................
    - ...feel?
    - Wait for it...

    *BAD LIGHTNING EFFECT*

    - FEEL THE PAIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!111

    - And so, the evil Sakon Senior teased Tayuya for a while before going home with her as his captive. Oh yes, if only we had a hero! A hero to save the world from this gruesome fate!

    *fast forward 10 days*

    - Oh, what a sunny and beautiful day it is in my perfectly normal village which will soon be struck with great evil for no reason whatsoever!
    - Heh...
    - Oh no... it's my -rival- ... that guy gets all the chicks, and he is also much funnier and a better character overall than me... but still, I must endure and look heroic in his presence...
    - What's up.... loser?

    Yaoi fangirls: OMGDFFGLGKGK!!!11 SO COOL!!!

    - Nothing much.

    Yaoi fangirls: *starts drawing homosexual pictures with the 2 main characters kissing each other passionately*

    - Did you hear that I just killed 4 enemy soldiers with my ... left pinky?
    - Well that's nothing, you dickwad rival. I killed 6 by LOOKING at them!
    - I meant to say 40.
    - Damnit. I know that by the end of the movie we will love each other and clap each others hands, but for now I must endure and hate you. FUCKER!
    - Well fuck you too. Fairy.
    - *steps in dogshit*

    Audience: LOLOLOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!

    - Damn, that wasn't very heroic. Hopefully nobody saw me.
    - I did, baby.
    - Damn, not Jiroubou-chan. My only love interest in this world. Will you love me even though I did that?
    - No. I love brownies. Ehm, I mean Ukon.
    - HMPH.
    - Damn that rival of mine, always getting the girls and always being such a silent badass while doing it.

    - And at that very time, the destiny of two foolish people who can't really survive in an unsightly way intertwined.

    - NOoOOoOoOOOOoo
    - Well, YEEeeeEEeeEEs?
    - IF ONLY I WASN'T SO WEAK, THEN MY SISTER WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN INTO THE HANDS OF THE EVIL SAKON SENIOR... OH DAMN ME, OH DAMN EVERYTHING, I AM WORTHLESS, BUT IT'S OKAY... I HAVE LEFT IT ALL BEHIND... OH IF ONLY I WASN'T SO WORTHLESSSSS!!!!
    - Hmph.
    - Hold it right there. What do you mean by worthless?
    - Fuck off idiot. I wasn't talking to you.
    - What?
    - I don't need your help to find my sister. Are you saying I'm worthless? I'm not. BUT IF I HAD STRENGTH... THEN....
    - You obviously have a problem. A big one, at that. Do you want my most exquisite help in fulfilling this task of yours?
    - ....what are you, a fag?

    *COMMERCIAL BREAK*
    - This fucking sucks. I feel so... blown up as a main character.
    - Damn straight fairy. You're not main character material. But damn, do I have great lines or what?
    - If this wasn't a fucking movie I'd tear that fucking Sakon Senior's ass off...
    - [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
    - Well at least you don't live with Jiroubou as your girlfriend.
    - : ' (
    - Aww, you made Jiroubou cry.
    - IS IT MY TURN SOON?
    - Orochimaru-sama, would you mind explaining one more time why you chose the role of "damsel in distress" ?
    - Well... you wouldn't understand. It's a call from the inside. IT'S MY DESTINY, TO BE SAVED BY THE YOUNG STRONG ARMS OF A MALE LIFEFORM! Oh surely, I cannot wait to be embraced by the...
    - Quickly, end the commercial! Orochimaru is going nuts!
    *COMMERCIAL IS OVER*

    - THIS HAPPENED BEFORE THE COMMERCIAL: Sakon stepped in dogshit AAAAAAAND met Kimimaro. Rolling!
    - I SUUUCKKKKKK
    - Dude, we get the point. You suck. But can we help you with something?
    - 10 days ago my beloved sister Tayuya was out, trying to seal away the secrets of the ancient clan of ours... or wait... what the hell...
    - ...yes?
    - Anyway, she was out running. And there was some clan involved...
    - You are not making much sense.
    - WE MUST SAVE HER!!!!
    - Of course. As true as the fact that my name is Sakon, I shall now swear a lifetime debt which forces me to save your sister even though I just met you and don't even like you. Just because I'm such a damn good guy!
    - Hmph.
    - *steps in dogshit*

    Audience: LOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOROFLL

    - And so, the heroes set out on their glorious quest to save Tayuya... but what will they meet on the way?

    - OOOH SAVE MEEEE!!!
    - *whispers* It's not your turn to come in yet and...
    - HELP ME! I AM A LONELY DAMSEL IN DISTRESS! I WANT TO FEEL YOUR LOVE AND ...

    *COMMERCIAL BREAK*
    - What?

    Director: You're fired.

    - But...

    Director: GET OUT!

    - Ah well. It was fun while it lasted. By the way, are you single?

    Director: .........................
    *COMMERCIAL IS OVER*

    - Well that was fun.
    - Hmph.
    - TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!

    *cheap sound effect*

    - Hello there kids!
    - Eek.
    - They call me The Kidoulizer. My special ability is invincability, invisibility, super-powers, unlimited HP, free experience bonuses & I am immune to everything. Simply put, you cannot defeat me.
    - Okay. But it just so happens to be that I know of your one weakness: Beneath the right part of your left index finger, you have a green spot for some reason. By touching it you will surely die.
    - Really? *tries It* GWAHHH THE PAIN HOW DID YOU KNOW OH GOD NIoOFSAOAFOSFOA *BLOWS UP*
    - Hah!
    - Hmph. Not enough to impress me.
    - *cries*
    - Why are you crying, Kimimaro?
    - IF I DIDN'T SUCK SO MUCH... I COULD HAVE.. KILLED HIM MYSELF.. AND I... OH GOD...
    - ...this movie sucks beyond belief. Why are we doing this?
    - Damnit Ukon, it's not commercial time yet.
    - HELP MeEEeEEEEee
    - IT'S TAYUYA!!!! MY SISTER!!!
    - You don't say?
    - To save your sister, you must first get past me.
    - Sakon, I have always hated you, but just this once let me help the team.
    - Ehhh... okay?

    *Ukon & Amanda fights*

    - Truly, you are strong!
    - Hmph. That is only because I possess the powers of a random clan of yore. Feel it's awesome strength! INSTANT KILL MOVE!!!
    - URgHGhGGhagjdhjkasfkzjkjfzjfzfz
    - I did it. However... that move... will also kill me...
    - My god, no! I always hated you.. but now I realize how much you mean to me... know this Ukon, I loved you all the time...
    - Yeah yeah whatever. Just get your revenge... on someone.
    - Indeed I will! *steps in dogshit* ... goddamnit!
    - If I wasn't... so badass... I'd laugh... at that...

    Audience: OMG THAT'S FS UFN FUNNY LLOLO

    - Well then Sakon Senior, get ready to face my wrath.
    - K. but first, I shall hold Tayuya on gunpoint!
    - Oh... the pain... no, please... someone help!
    - SISTER! IF ONLY I DIDN'T SUCK... I'D HELP YOU, AND UKON WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DIE!!!!!!!
    - Then do something!
    - I WILL! FEEL THIS! HIDDEN LATENT POWERS OF THE ANGSTY FILLOUT TECHNIQUES 42142198421287! DEATH BEAM THINGY!

    *boooooom*

    - I'M SAVED!
    - Oh that was impressive. But still, I'm not quite defeated. You see, I have this secret dark armor of the endtimes on me... and it gives me powers beyond the comprehension of anyone under the age of 8!
    - Horror! However, it is not a match for...



    - NOOOO!! WHAT WERE THE ODDS OF YOU POSSESSING THAT SECRET MOVE? OH Nfsaofiofksofksok I WILL NOW DIEEEE ALONG WITH THE POOR...QUALITY... OF THIS... SHITTY MOVIE...

    *10 minutes later*

    - Well, that's that.
    - Gee Sakon, thanks a bunch. Today I learned that I don't completely suck. And it's all thanks to you.
    - Yeah thanks.
    - That's good... but Ukon will never come back...

    *everybody's silent*

    - BUT LET'S HAVE A PARTY ANYWAY!
    - Oh, it's indeed you I love!
    - My love interest has seen the light! How deviously convenient! *steps in dogshit*
    - *laughs*

    - And so the movie ends. Roll the credits!

    - *singing the official movie theme:*

    Truly, this movie was the suck
    I'd rather head to the pond and shoot a duck
    But I can't because my mother bought my seat
    I wish I could instead her beat
    Truly, this movie was the suck
    I'd rather lay down with a random boy and f**k
    Oh yes, oh yes, oh yeah, oh yeah
    This movie was the suck! Yeehaw!

    Credits:

    Manuscript: Terracosmo
    SFX: Terracosmo
    Special effects: Terracosmo
    Music: Terracosmo
    Blood: Hinata
    Scenery: Akamaru
    Special thanks: Shino's bugs & a lonely palm tree outside the studio

    ---

    - Can I go home now? ... is there anyone here? ...
    - ...I'm so lonely...



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    I want to dedicate this episode of sakon's adventures to all the anime movies out there, for continously providing us with imaginative storylines. They would never ever resort to cheap stuff such as what is present in this "parody". Thank you. *bows*

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    hahaha, i cant believe i took the time to read that, i wish you didnt make tayuya such a pansy and orochimaru sooo queer but it was awsome as usual.

    nice theme song.


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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Well, seeing as it's been forever since I made this stuff I figured why not make it a bit longer.
    Also, Tayuya didn't like being a pansy either as I tried to show in the commercial break. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
    As for Oro, we all love him.. but he IS queer ;D

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    finally! a movie! hahaha, that was pretty good. Luved the commercial breaks Terra! They were the best parts, along with the theme song. Great job as always, Terra =D
    "You can never know everything, and part of what you know is always wrong. Perhaps even the most important part. A portion of wisdom lies in knowing that. A portion of courage lies in going on anyways."

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    well all I can say is that I want that movie theme, and I didnt know Sakon Senior wore Kibas clothes -_-
    [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    but that was cool, so I guess this is the end of Sakons adventures, it was a good run

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    The end? Nah, I'll keep doing it whenever I feel inspirated enough. I doubt it will ever truly die... only be on the verge of death constantly. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    Great movie you have there Terra! The parts you added with the audience was great XD. And the part where Oro got fired, lol. Good stuff man, looking forward to seeing more!
    This fantastic Sousuke sig was made by the one and only Lucifus! Thanks man!

  19. #239

    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    I want to see this all animated XD

    They should have come to Terra before writing and animating the filler they've been putting out.....

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    New Adventures of Sakon!!11

    you should've made the director garra or something. oro refuses to leave and garra kicks him outta there.


    LaZie made this...a long time ago.

    "It was a very depressing time in my life, since I had no money I was unable to screw the rules" -Kaiba

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