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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: animefreak
    were you a goalie? because that what happen to them. I was one of the best goalie in high school, but now i don't play soccer anymore.
    I was capable of playing all the positions. Although my ball handling was just average, my speed and tactics in positions more than made up for that. Heh, it was fun being a forward and getting a breakaway almost all the time.

    Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
    lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
    Now THAT is just too much.

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: animefreak
    what would you do if you lost your own testicles?
    i would just kill myslef.

    I thaught i bring this up because this could or may happen to anyone in the future. Hey, you never know what would happen. Girl these days are evil!!!
    i'd drug you and steal yours.

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    Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: kooshi
    Originally posted by: animefreak
    were you a goalie? because that what happen to them. I was one of the best goalie in high school, but now i don't play soccer anymore.
    I was capable of playing all the positions. Although my ball handling was just average, my speed and tactics in positions more than made up for that. Heh, it was fun being a forward and getting a breakaway almost all the time.

    kinda funny that i've nevered got hit in the ball even though i most of the time used my body to block it.
    Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
    lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
    Now THAT is just too much.
    not really,but is just too heavy.

    Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
    Originally posted by: animefreak
    what would you do if you lost your own testicles?
    i would just kill myslef.

    I thaught i bring this up because this could or may happen to anyone in the future. Hey, you never know what would happen. Girl these days are evil!!!
    i'd drug you and steal yours.
    i wonder what you would do with it?

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    Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    since ima first rate surgeon(sp?) i could transplant your balls into me.

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    Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
    since ima first rate surgeon(sp?) i could transplant your balls into me.
    wouldn't you rather transplant your own balls instead of other?

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    if ur a first-rate surgeon couldnt u jus steal sumthin from the hospital? O_o

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Would the transplant really work? You gotta consider stuff like the same blood type and such.

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: GuardianShado
    if ur a first-rate surgeon couldnt u jus steal sumthin from the hospital? O_o
    yea like a penis........ewwwwwwww!!! on second thaught never mind.

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    didn't i tell you people in my eariler post that girls are evil nowadays. Kinda funny that she tried to hid it in her mouth.

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: animefreak
    didn't i tell you people in my eariler post that girls are evil nowadays. Kinda funny that she tried to hid it in her mouth.
    more like disgusting

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

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    Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
    lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
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    so did i, but i don't know if he is lying or not.



    i swear i don't lie...

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    Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
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    Originally posted by: turkish-shikamaru
    lol i know someone that has 3 balls...
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    so did i, but i don't know if he is lying or not.



    i swear i don't lie...
    i wasn't talking to you.. My friend say he had 3 balls so i thaught he was lying, not you.

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    RE: Guy cuts off his own testicles...

    Ok, there's obviously something very wrong with her in the first place for ripping off his testicle. But then to put it in her mouth? Ewww!! And why?!? I'm positive there would have been other place to 'hide it' if she felt the need. I knew I shouldn't have even opened this thread, but I was curious... and man... this shit is messed up.

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