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    worlds dumbest questions

    WHY doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    CAN fat people go skinny dipping?

    WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long?

    WHAT'S another word for thesaurus?

    IF a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success?

    IF soneone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    IF people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    WHY doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    WHEN companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

    WHAT is the speed of dark?

    WHAT do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant?

    IF a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap and water?

    DO hungry crows have ravenous appetites?

    ISN'T it a bit unnerving that doctors call What they do 'practice'?

    WHY do we wash bathtowels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

    WHY do we nail down the lid of a coffin?

    ARE people more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women- than motorcycle gangs?

    WHY do croutons come in air tight pakages? They're already stale bread?

    DO hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words?

    IS there something you can take for kleptomania?

    WHY are vioiets blue and not violet?

    WHY isn't there mouseflavoured cat food?

    IF your in hell and your angry with someone, where do you tell them to go?

    lF rabbits feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbits?

    WOULD a fly without wings be called a walk?

    WHY do they lock petrol station toilets?Are they afraid. someone will clean them?

    WHY do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections?

    DO stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

    WHY are they called apartments if they're all stuck together?

    DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    WHOSE cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an S in it?

    IF ignorance is bliss why arn't a lot more people happy?

    IF someone became addicted to counselling,how would you treat them?

    DOESN'T "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

    WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

    HOW much can we get awaY with and still go to heaven?

    IF ours is a country of free speech then why do we get telephone bills?

    DID god invent alcohol so ugly people could have sex too?

    WHEN dog food is *new" and "improved-tasting", how do they know?


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    worlds dumbest questions

    WHY doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? it doesn't need to

    CAN fat people go skinny dipping? they strip

    WHY is the word "abbreviation" so long? to abbrebiate it

    WHAT'S another word for thesaurus? http://thesaurus.reference.com/search?q=thesaurus

    IF a book about failures doesn't sell is it a success? yes

    IF soneone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? no

    IF people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes? coz they're dutch

    WHY doesn't Tarzan have a beard? shaves

    WHEN companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? box

    WHAT is the speed of dark? speed of light

    WHAT do you do when an endangered animal eats an endangered plant? watch

    IF a mute child swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap and water? depends on the mother

    DO hungry crows have ravenous appetites? yes

    ISN'T it a bit unnerving that doctors call What they do 'practice'? no

    WHY do we wash bathtowels? Aren't we clean when we use them? to get dry

    WHY do we nail down the lid of a coffin? so if they're not dead, they got absolutely no chance

    ARE people more opposed to fur than leather because it's easier to harass rich women- than motorcycle gangs? yes

    WHY do croutons come in air tight pakages? They're already stale bread? just in case

    DO hummingbirds hum because they've forgotten the words? ask

    IS there something you can take for kleptomania? a bullet

    WHY are vioiets blue and not violet? vioiets?

    WHY isn't there mouseflavoured cat food? mouse

    IF your in hell and your angry with someone, where do you tell them to go? saddam

    lF rabbits feet are so lucky what happened to the rabbits? eaten

    WOULD a fly without wings be called a walk? no

    WHY do they lock petrol station toilets?Are they afraid. someone will clean them? yes

    WHY do they sterilise the needles for lethal injections? more money

    DO stars clean themselves with meteor showers? no

    WHY are they called apartments if they're all stuck together? they're just a part from each other

    DO infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? yes

    WHOSE cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an S in it? god

    IF ignorance is bliss why arn't a lot more people happy? coz they're not informed

    IF someone became addicted to counselling,how would you treat them? death

    DOESN'T "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? yes

    WHAT was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? whole bread

    HOW much can we get awaY with and still go to heaven? nothing

    IF ours is a country of free speech then why do we get telephone bills? free speech was an april fools joke

    DID god invent alcohol so ugly people could have sex too? no, so more people would sin

    WHEN dog food is *new" and "improved-tasting", how do they know? they test it

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    worlds dumbest questions

    aw, Kai beat me to it.....and i had better answers too

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    RE: worlds dumbest questions

    aint so dumb questions no more if they can all be answered. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

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    worlds dumbest questions

    Did Leonardo DiCaprio suck the Adacemy's nuts?

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    worlds dumbest questions

    Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
    Did Leonardo DiCaprio suck the Adacemy's nuts?
    magic 8ball says "all sources point to yes"

    How much do i suck with photoshop?

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    RE: worlds dumbest questions

    ROTFLMAO Thats almost as good as the rules for girls.
    I Don't like to say anything twice

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    RE: worlds dumbest questions

    The questions are worded so poorly it's hard to give a definite answer.

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