What would you do to guide naruto to successful in the U.S

[LobsterMagnet]

I challenge anyone out there to come up with english naruto lyrics for the opening song. This should prove interesting. I'll start things off

DA DUM DA DA DUM
Here's naruto, naruto is here, he's comming to lay the smackdown on all the bad guys.
Here's naruto, naruto is here, He's comming to defend the American way.
Here's naruto, naruto is here, He's got to save the leaf village this day.

ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA

Then there's SASUKE he's got the special eyes
He's so cool he dosen't need to stay in school.

Sakura is the last member of the crew and she's got absolutly nothing to do.

ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA

All three of them make team seven
They get taught by kakashi sensei
whose got the sharingan and a perverted book.

THATS HOW WE ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA, ROCK THE NINJA.

Yes i know that was god awful, I challenge anyone out there to come up with something better or worse.

[Hellraiser]

Anybody seen that dubbed episode of Naruto by some group? I think it was just the first episode, but I t]ought it was alright.

[LobsterMagnet]

No it sucked pretty badly. I wish I still had it though so I could show my roomate how god awful naruto was going to sound in english.