Originally posted by: FlatulationNoJutsu
Oh, come on now! We all know what's going to happen. Sure, they're going to keep the original names of jutsus and such, but what lurks on the dark horizon is what should strike fear into all of your hearts. That's right! A Hip-Hop based soundtrack! We all heard the AMAZING One Piece Rap, and let me tell you, it won't stop at One Piece.

50 Cent, dubbed by me as "Biggest Dumbshit in the History of All Creation" claims to be, get this, a ROLE MODEL! (WTF?!) That's right folks! 50 Cent himself, the self-proclaimed role model of the new century, shall mold the future of the world through his oh-so-morally-correct ways. I'm telling you, kids younger and younger are getting into the whole "G" scene, hell I've seen kids around the age of 10 and under dressed in FULL GANGSTER APPAREL. Maybe if we're lucky we'll be able to witness the explosion of Randy "Macho Man" Savage's amazing talent through the naruto dub! (http://www.machoman.com/) Hip-Hop Anime! The wave of the future! Oooohhh Yeah! But of course, it will be "mild" Hip-Hop, therefore you will hear the children screaming: "Get yo' behind back here fo' I bust a Chidori in it!". Welcome to the shithole that humanity (mainly on televison) has plummeted into.

Like Rhanfahl said: "It will be bigger than Spaceballs : The breakfast cereal, and Spaceballs: the Toilet paper combined. And all of the fans will feel like shit because there will be millions of fucking 9 year olds running around school with their favorite village's Shinobi Hachigane on their head, or Sharingan contacts, and Naruto Lunch kettles, underoos, T-shirts, stickers, and whatever the fuck else you can brand the images onto"

That's how I would "successfully" market, plaster anything Naruto related onto anything it could possibly go on, It's a sure-win. Again, like Rhanfahl said: "....don't worry....its coming..." Really guys, don't worry about it, because it IS coming, and there's nothing we can do about it, so just let it all sink deeper into the pit of absolute crap and try not to get pulled in yourself. Have a nice day everyone, and if I offended anyone with this post, I am sorry, I am only sharing my opinion.

So...did were the ten year olds totally decked out, complete with Glocks?
Oh, and yeah, anyone hear the shit soundtrack to Samurai Champloo? That can't be from the original....can it?