Really BIG idiots

[TruthofMistake]

lol i love the mister clean one i spit coke all over my computer screen after i read that.... pertaining to the darwin awards read the sexual ones they are the worst and as such the funniest

(February 2001, Connecticut) A woman arrested on a drunken driving charge made an odd choice when calling a for a ride home. Sandra called on Mike, her drinking companion prior to her arrest, who was visibly drunk when he staggered into police headquarters.

Mike failed a sobriety test. More surprisingly, a routine background check revealed that Sandra had previously obtained a restraining order against him. Sgt. Alan Fournier said, "We can't allow him to come into contact with her, even if she says it's okay." Mike was charged with violating a restraining order and driving while intoxicated.

heres a funny not sexual one though

[The Russian Mob]

yeah i had an argument with an american once who said theyve never lost a war. i wasnt aware fo this war (they dont teach it in the UK) but the guy was actually trying to argue that the US won the vientnam war.........o_0

Chambers, I don't know what they teach in the UK but as far as I know there was never a Vietnam <u>war</u>, because unless Congress declares war it can't really be considered one. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Shippou-sama]

. . . . . . . . . Then the person was arguing that the US won the Vietnam " Series of hostile military exchanges" that are more commonly referred to (in official and unofficial media) as the Vietnam War.

-_-;;

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: The Russian Mob
Chambers, I don't know what they teach in the UK but as far as I know there was never a Vietnam <u>war</u>, because unless Congress declares war it can't really be considered one. [img][/img]

If it's not a war then what is it? A series of battles? 2 politically different nations exchanging gunfire? People getting shot in the jungle? US napalming territory that don't belong to them? It doesn't have to be specifically declared as a war to be believed as a war.

Nice job on your first post, you just put yourself in the list of idiots.

[empT3]

Technically, it was a police action. In real life however, it was the vietnam war.

[The Russian Mob]

All right if you want to argue that you could win the Vietnam police action, then what do you consider winning? As far as I know the U.S. got involved in Vietnam to prevent the spread of Communism and at the end of the "war" South Vietnam was not communist, it wasn't until two years after the cease fire agreement that South Vietnam became Communist. That seems an aweful lot like winning to me?

Board, I know Vietnam was basically a war, as is defined by a dictionary, but there are political differences between a real war and a "police action" which seperate the two.

[PSJ]

i love the mr clean one and the math wiz. cleaning a snes game is quite easy, just blow awy the dust [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] even i could figure that out at age 7....... and that guy with the saw well i cant really put it in worss, end his misery by shooting himself in the head with a nailgun? stupid idiot.

[Raven]

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
cleaning a snes game is quite easy, just blow awy the dust

Actually that fixes it temporarily, but does more damage in the long run, significantly shortening the life of the cart. Thank God for the CD/DVD age.

[PSJ]

lol okay didnt know that but at least i found a way to clean it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] didnt really care either since i was 7 [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] and yesthank god for the cd and dvd age [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: CmDr_RavEn

Originally posted by: Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya
cleaning a snes game is quite easy, just blow awy the dust

Actually that fixes it temporarily, but does more damage in the long run, significantly shortening the life of the cart. Thank God for the CD/DVD age.

SNES would become obsolete by the time the cartridge dies.

[Raven]

Yes but people continue to play it even after so many years, and if you want to preserve your carts then blowing on them is not the way to do it.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
Nice job on your first post, you just put yourself in the list of idiots.

for what? being politically correct?

[Board of Command]

Originally posted by: CmDr_RavEn
Yes but people continue to play it even after so many years, and if you want to preserve your carts then blowing on them is not the way to do it.

Sucks then if those cartridges are so fragile. That's why I prefer emulation.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-cool.gif[/img]

[Shippou-sama]

Originally posted by: AssertnFailure

Originally posted by: BOARD_of_command
Nice job on your first post, you just put yourself in the list of idiots.

for what? being politically correct?

I don't think that really counts as being PC, it's much closer to nit-picking about something that really doesn't matter. Whether you call it a war or a "police action," it doesn't change the events or the outcome.

And to the russian mob, nobody argued with you that they lost the war (or "police action"). All anyone said was that it's commonly known as a war because it might as well have been (and was, in fact, an abuse of Presidential power to wage war without the approval of Congress). But thanks for trying to convince us of something that was never contested. It helps . . . somehow. =P

(Out of curiousity, Mob, do you write a letter to any news programs, documentaries, public speakers, or the writers of History textbooks that refer to the "police action" as the Vietnam War to inform them that Congress did not in fact declare war, and it wasn't TECHNICALLY a war?)

[Assertn]

being politically correct pretty much ALWAYS makes you a nit picker

[Shippou-sama]

But being PC is more about not offending anyone. Calling it the Vietnam War doesn't offend anyone, it's just not technically correct. If anything, calling it the Vietnam Police Action could be considered offensive for anyone who fought in it (I really don't care, just making a point).

I'm really not trying to cause problems, but there is a significant difference in this case. =\

[PSJ]

how can it be a police action when its one nation attacking another nation. if it is called a police action then do you consider U.S the world police? cuase they.re not tho sometimes they act like it.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Shippou-sama
But being PC is more about not offending anyone. Calling it the Vietnam War doesn't offend anyone, it's just not technically correct. If anything, calling it the Vietnam Police Action could be considered offensive for anyone who fought in it (I really don't care, just making a point).

I'm really not trying to cause problems, but there is a significant difference in this case. =\

oh ok champ
so you're saying that political correctness is the selective choice of words used by people in formal positions to minimize misconceptions and negative feedback from a large audience right?

oh my, i see the significant difference that could confuse you enough to require you to hypocritically nit pick my original statement.

[Assassin]

ladies, plz....enuff bickering


lets just get back to posting stupid stuff....well stupid stuff that other ppl do.

[Board of Command]

Haha, like Goatse?

no I'm just kidding

here's a funny one I found
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid1999-14.html