Originally posted by: AssertnFailure
darwin awards are great......i think the best one i read once was about a man who tried to kill himself
he stood at the edge of a cliff, with a noose around his neck, a gun in his hand, and poison.
apparently this guy REALLY wanted to make sure he'd kill himself.
he drank the poison, and then jumped off the cliff. He tried to shoot himself, but missed and hit the rope instead, cutting the noose before it strangled him.
Then he proceeded to fall down into the water below, where the impact caused him to throw up the poison.
Then medics later arrived to pick him up and take him to the hospital, where he later died of pneumonia or hypothermia or something like that
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