Well, I don't know if this topic was dead, if reviving it is a bad idea and I don't really care.

I'm a girl and I was pretty amused by this!! It's all true, or at least some of them - YES, crying is blackmail, we know it and we use it, and hell does it work wonders!!

I for one agree with "Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for." I hate it when people just whine and whine and when you offer advice, they get angry or whatever. But for me its always guys who do that ^^

Also, PLEASE don't act like soap opera guys. They don't have a brain. Do you like people without a brain? OK, scratch that, men tend to like people without brains, but my point stays - don't act like soap opera guys, they are all uh... faggots! Yeah. You don't want to look like one, do you?
(Yeah, either faggots or stupid, dramatic morons, which is no good either)

Finally;
Shopping for clothes sucks. Its no sport and I hate it and I shop whenever my pants get ripped or filled with holes, thank you very much.