you cut it with a windmill shuriken
why doesn't putting a belt on your head and knowing crappy photoshop skills make you a ninja?
you cut it with a windmill shuriken
why doesn't putting a belt on your head and knowing crappy photoshop skills make you a ninja?
it doesnt
why is orochimaru's other body a lil girl?
"How does cutting someone's lawn increase your ability as a ninja ?"
- It doesn't, it's just their secret plot to weed (hehe) out any ninjas with any potential grass jutsu.
How does Sasuke manage to completely ignore Sakura's constant clinging and shouting of his name?
cuz sakura is actually giving sasuke some at nite.
and nobody answered deadlydreamx's question so i will: that way he can get close to lil boys.
how did ino lose to sakura when she actually knows a jutsu?
I tried my best...
Because Ino was tired of this stupid thread.
When are we all going to stop acting purposely stupid for this thread?
when being stupid stops beng fun
why isnt that new annoying guy able to run normally and not with his arms flying behind him?
cos hes training for the paralympics
Why doesnt naruto henge himself into sauske and beast Sakura?
because he's really orochimaru and can't use his arms....
why can't jing play along?
because jing is having sex with your mother
why is akamaru smarter than kiba?
Because Kiba is a turd with an ability to henge into a human.
Why doesn't Jiraiya realise that Tsunade is using ordinary Henge no Jutsu and not think of it as her speciality jutsu?
LOL nice kagemane.
because Jiraiya doesn't care as long as he gets to see her boobs.
why does Gemma always chew on that straw?
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
becuz he image it as a little penis
y is there all ninja and hardly any samurai?
Because this is a story about a boy named naruto who is a shinobi.
Why is kuske so gay, why does he imagine genma chewing it as a little penis.
Because he likes it.
Why are the hotsprings always empty?
becuz i wanna act stupid
y doesnt sakura like naruto?
because you suck at this thread so shut the hell up
why doesnt board of command slaughter tsunade sama50?
Because tsunade is not worth his time.
Why do people in naruto keep moving with 10+ sharp objects in their backs?
because they have metal plates in thier backs
Why does Idate carry around that knife like its his arm?
R.I.P Captain America.
Because he's so poor that the knife is worth more than himself.
Why doesn't it hurt when ninjas bite a chunk of flesh off their thumb when summoning?