Please ask stupid questions, and make the answers stupider

[Cyrano]

It's necessary to acquire his ultimate technique : jacko no jutsu

How come Kabuto becomes paralyzed when someone grab is fist ?

[Board of Command]

Because he's too stoned on food pills to realize that he can still move.

Why do most of the ninjas tape their arms and legs with bandage?

[KitKat]

So they have somewhere to write down the handseal progressions for the jutsus they frequently forget.

Why does Naruto sleep with a cute hat-thingy (not sure what it's properly called) on his head?

[ShinobiNeko]

To keep his hair spikey

why does Sakura have a big forehead?

[Board of Command]

Because she used to sleep facedown when she was a baby, and her forehead turned out flat.

Why do some ninjas wear the forehead protector on someplace OTHER than the forehead?

[Eurasian]

becuz she's a neanderthal.

why do all the uchihas wear the same clothes?

EDIT: damn, u beat me. becuz they need to start changing the name of "forehead protector" to "protector."

EDIT 2: i don't get how i screwed it up. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

[Board of Command]

GAAHH YOU SCREWED IT UP!

[Mr.X]

cuz thier designer died after only making one outfit.

why does konoha mountain look like mount rushmore?

[Cyrano]

@BOARD_of_command : because some ninjas feel that their heads is not the most important part of their bodies. That's why we don't see Jiraiya's protector.

@Mr.X : Because both mountains have giant faces carved in them


Can a person be summoned while being at the toilet ?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

only on days ending in y

how many times has manda tried to slaughter kabuto in his sleep?

[hitomi]

20 but they all failed

why does chouji have the circles drawn on his cheeks?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

so we don't mistake him for a pig

why am i still replying to this retarted thread?

[Eurasian]

becuz it's fun.

y does sakura have an unnatural hair color while everyone else's is normal?

[Kuske]

becuz she was born from mars



y does lee eyes so round?

[Knives122]

Because their really big marbles

Why does Itachi like dressing up like a gimped drag queen?

[Assertn]

because he knows you enjoy it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
how come there isnt more people from here in the gotwoot irc channel?

[LobsterMagnet]

Because no one knows how to get there.

Why do all of Jiraya's techniques revolve around frogs?

[010577]

@ assertn
because there is a misconception that irc is hard to use and I think irc is hard to use


@lob
because he wanted to be called the frog hermit



how do we end this thread?

[GLS]

why would we end this thread?

how many cigarettes does Asuma smoke in a day?

[Cyrano]

Zero, it's always the same cigarette

How does cutting someone's lawn increase your ability as a ninja ?