Please ask stupid questions, and make the answers stupider

[Jakins]

K, I'm kind of nicking this topic of some other forum, but I thought it mught be fun to apply it to the Naruto world.
Rules are you ask a stupid question, next persons gives a stupid answer, then poses their very own stupid question. Ok, here goes....

Why do the 3 ninja from the "Lucky" team where oxygen masks?

Edit: there, fixed it for ya [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

They wear the masks to prevent from smelling Sakura's body odor.

[Rek]

sakura smells bad because she is too busy stalking sasuke kun

why does everyone in naruto look like they are drawn? THis show is too cartoony -.-

[Assassin]

because kishimoto couldn't afford to pay real actors.


why does naruto wear orange?

[Board of Command]

Because orange is my favorite color.

Why do they fight with knives 1v1 instead of swords?

[jing]

because they like to copy dragonball style, where everything involves 1v1s.

why don't u call sakura suckura?

[Rek]

because this anime is sorta aimed at kids, and we can't have any sexual references in this anime.

why don't they have guns?

[Y]

because those were gay as hell in the pilot chapter.

Why did Konoha invent television before gunpowder or the combustion engine?

[Board of Command]

Because it's much more exciting to ride donkeys while watching a mini TV.

Why do most of the women wear fishnet?

[Jakins]

so a certain legendary sannin never misses out on baywatch

Edit (dammit got in second) In case they get hungry whilst out on a mission.

why does nobody hardly ever change clothes?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because being dirty is all the rave

why does tsunade have such big tits?

[Eurasian]

she actually stuffed them.

how come kakashi doesn't have a girl friend?

[Jakins]

Cos he freaks'em out with his collection of facial masks, even more so when he insists they wear one too

How did they sculpt the hokage faces on the cliffs?

[Kn1ves]

[Rek]

he did, but he looked at another chick and she ripped his eye out with a kunai

how come the ninjas don't watch mtv?

[Luchio]

They don't get american tv

Does Tsunade's breats fall to the ground when she is old?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

no she rolls em up and tapes them

what do all the animals do all day when they arent being summoned?

[Assertn]

they go online and post stupid questions in naruto forums

how come anko never busts out the curse seal?

[Kagemane_no_Jutsu]

because her shirt top would rip apart

why aren't more people joining the fun that is this thread?

[Knives122]

Because no one cares

Why does Orochimaru like to molest little boys?