Because that would be cruelty to animals.
What is Kakashi's deepest fear?
Because that would be cruelty to animals.
What is Kakashi's deepest fear?
To pull down his mask and see his mouth covered in herpes.
Why hasn't Sakura's and Ino's hair grown any longer since they cut it?
They keep cutting it, you just don't see them doing it.
Why can't ninjas leap on ground when they can leap through trees?
They can, but they don't have too... because, you know... there's a ground...
How does being the strongest in the village makes you a good leader and administrator ?
Id tell you but then Id have to kill you
Why arent the ninja of the leaves covered in leaves
R.I.P Captain America.
cuz nobody dares to say otherwise.
how come all the frogs name start with 'gama'? (i know the real answer, don't bother)
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You know the important distinction between Batman and me? Batman is fictional. In real life, there isn't always an alternative.
cuz the leaves will be set on fire...and it's the hippie era all over again.
how did sakura ever become a ninja in the first place?
I tried my best...
she blew iruka for the passing grade
Why does naruto like ramen so much??
Because he likes spinning around on the stools that he sits on when he is at the ramen shop.
Why does Neji have those little straps by the side of his head like a WWI pilot?
cuz hes actually 70 years old and flew for the germans during ww2
y does kyuubi have 9 tails and not 8
Because if he had 8 tails, he would be called Hachibi (a chibi). Definetly NOT badass.
How far does the relationship between Kiba and Akamaru goes ?
they go doggy style all the time thats why kiba taught him that one technique
why doesnt kakashi just hang himself in a field of corn?
he heard a really nasty joke about 3 starving guys 3 ears of corn and a witch
Why is hinata such a shy person when shes in such a rich powerful family that doesnt mind killing people?
Because she's an undercover hitwoman.
How did Rock Lee graduate ninja school when he can't use ninjutsu?
he also blew iruka for the grade its later revield iruka swings both ways
Why is Gai called Konohas Noble Blue Beast???
lol im really bored
Because Gai really isn't human, and was send from a noble race of demons.
How long does it take to read Come Come Paradise?
3 months, but it takes twice the time if you read it with only one eye
How can a boy with bugs living inside him will be able get a girlfriend ?
he don't need girlfriends, he's got the bugs to go crazy with.
how come chouji's so fat?
He ate one of those dinner candies from Willy wonka and then bleached his skin back to white.
How long will it take for SAkura to forget about Sasuke and fall for Hinata for a filler episode of crazy lesbian action?
When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in theHills
Once she gets it into her head that he's gay, and Naruto loves threesomes.
Why does Naruto have whiskers?
MmmMmm. Ooiiishiii
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