Because they're not humens.
What shampoo Gai and Lee use?
Because they're not humens.
What shampoo Gai and Lee use?
herbal essence for the silky shine
why is pakkun's paw so soft?
because they are not hard~
how long is tsunade's hair?
1 mile long.
do any of the naruto characters ever change their clothes besides sasuke?
yea they do... its just that all their clothes are exactly the same...
why doesnt kakashi remove his mask~?
Because he's like Malak from KotR.
Are all the other ninja villages hidden?
We can't say until somebody find them
How do Naruto manage to make a living ?
he's taste tester for the ramen co.
why doesn't inner sakura get more screen time?
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
Becasue it's annoying enoguh as it is.
Why A girl subbing Naruto?
because she is good at it
Will naruto ditch being hokage and open a ramen shop?
no hes goin to be a hokage owning a chain of ramen shops.
how come nobody has cars?
Who says they don't?
Why did he just assume they have no cars?
They don't, because you can't jump from tree to tree with them
If Sasuke were present during all of the tournament elimination round, would he have copied Naruto's final technique against Kiba ?
naruto-liantan? nah... he thinks he's too cool to copy a naruto move...
why doesnt naruto and co. play soccer?
Becaues they don't have a pump to inflate the ball.
How close are the villages?
Ten meters.
How come it takes days and days to walk ten meters?
Cause they drank too much at the company picnic
How many Naruto's does it take to change a light bulb ?
How much do i suck with photoshop?
was The Next Hokage
2000. for his 2000 lightbulb changing combo in th naruto chronicles chapter 7 3/4
why hasnt jiraiya learned the sexy no jutsu and played with himself?
because he is against masturbation
Why hasnt jiraiya screwed tsunade?
Because Tsunade is old and wrinkly down there.
Where does Naruto get his money?