Breast naruto theory ever

[jimmymasaki]

but i thought hinata's byakugan wasn't all that developed.. so just because she has it doesn't necessarily mean that she could win against ino.. i reckon they have equal chance of winning. but i must agree with the breast theory.. i mean.. when we were introduced to tsunade.. i was like.. far out! what is the dealio with those breasts? but with sakura and ino i was quite happy that they were drawn like 13-y/o (i.e. relatively flat-chested).
the theory for guys where the more perverted they are.. the stronger they are seems true... but then that makes me wonder how perverted the fourth was... i mean, he was trained by jiraiya as well... gosh! that's ruined my image of him.

[LobsterMagnet]

The reason why Tayuya's breasts didn't grow when she went into level 2 cursed seal is because she wasn't relying on her own inner stregth and was just using Orchimaru's crack like power ups. I bet before she met orchimaru she had nice size breasts but they probably became smaller as time passed and she became more and more bound to orchimaru.

[LobsterMagnet]

The reason why Tayuya's breasts didn't grow when she went into level 2 cursed seal is because she wasn't relying on her own inner stregth and was just using Orchimaru's crack like power ups. I bet before she met orchimaru she had nice size breasts but they probably became smaller as time passed and she became more and more bound to orchimaru.

[shinichi69]

lol... will dere be a time where skills of guys guys get judged by thier t**t
lol...

[Knives122]

I cant believe this thread is actually flourishing, and I guess the guy with the coolest hair style is the coolest right?(sort of stole that from shinichi *sorry*)(not really)

[LobsterMagnet]

Do not mock the divine truth of the breast theory. It is absolute.

[G-Pong]

If it is about breast size shouldn't Choji be right up there?

[shinichi69]

Originally posted by: G-Pong
If it is about breast size shouldn't Choji be right up there?

hahaz... thats a good one... and throw in chouji's dad as well...

[Edort4]

I believe in this theory, there is one or two exceptions but works for all the other female nins.

I think that Hinata can beat ino anytime, naruto was the worst genin and u see now so what? Maybe hinata is bad with bunshin and that stuff but at hand to hand is far better than ino.

Greetings.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Edort4
naruto was the worst genin and u see now so what?

i dont get the statement you're trying to make with that

i hope you arent implying, that like naruto, hinata has improved greatly since the time they graduated...because, its already been established that this isnt true

lemme throw a little logic that alot of you guys seem to be missing

hinata (past) < ino (past)
this is known because ino ranked the highest among the girls that graduated

hinata (now) = hinata (past)
this is known because hinata has failed in many of their C and D ranked missions. She simply lacks the self-esteem to do better

ino (now) >= ino (past)
its hard to say how much ino has improved, but its assumed that, like most of the genins, she got at least a little better since the academy...in any case, the next formula will still apply.

hinata (now) < ino (now)

any questions?

[Cyrano]

How can you possibly fail a C or D ranked mission ? She didn't cut that grass short enough ? That cat was just too hard to catch ? The person she had to escort tripped on a rock and died ?

[Death BOO Z]

you're forgetting that Hinata's weakness isn't in skill or body, her problem is her mindset, she can't bring herself to oppose others and stuff. however, when she did fight (against Neji) she showed that she can be badass....

and besides, she managed to answer some of the questions in the first exam, which means that either she's smarter than Sasuke (book smarts) or that she understood the true nature of the exam.


so anyway, if Hinata starts fighting for real (like against Neji), then she won't lose against Ino.

[shinichi69]

yea... definitely... hinata has got a good heart and good skills!

[Assertn]

peh, she just didnt want to look bad in front of naruto. Even though she looked badass in the fight, she didnt lay a single blow on neji, so she didnt exactly DO anything badass.

And sakura's supposed to be one of the only people who couldve filled out that exam without cheating. While it may sound hard to believe hinata would do such a thing, I would be surprised if she answered those questions without using her byakugan

having a bloodline, she's SUPPOSED to be ranked near the top, but it just goes to show that just having the gift doesnt make you an instant ninja master

[TruthofMistake]

actually she did land a hit or too they were just to weak to do anything lol.... but ino wouldnt have nejis uber defense and chackra control so i think hinata would murder ino.... if she could get naruto to come watch.... lol her success relys on wether or not hes there because shes way to well.... submissive without him there

[Evil Eyes]

Hinata might be better in hand to hand combat than Ino, but Ino is the superior stratigest and overall better ninja. Ino has a strong personality and is one tricky girl with lots of surprises.
She managed to trick Sakura, who's the smartest genin, into her technique. She also made her team avoid a down hill battle against Neji in the forest. I doubt that she'll go into a close combat battle with Hinata. She'll trick her somehow and come out victorious.

Concerning the breast theory, check the beach girls ending. Ino is quite gifted in the breast area, so the supreme theory still holds true.

[Jman]

Originally posted by: Evil Eyes
Concerning the breast theory, check the beach girls ending. Ino is quite gifted in the breast area, so the supreme theory still holds true.

nah hinata would pwn her. hell even hinata's little sister hanabi would beat ino and she's not at the age to even have breasts so the "supreme theory" is flawed.

[Assertn]

Originally posted by: Evil Eyes
Hinata might be better in hand to hand combat than Ino, but Ino is the superior stratigest and overall better ninja. Ino has a strong personality and is one tricky girl with lots of surprises.
She managed to trick Sakura, who's the smartest genin, into her technique. She also made her team avoid a down hill battle against Neji in the forest. I doubt that she'll go into a close combat battle with Hinata. She'll trick her somehow and come out victorious.

Concerning the breast theory, check the beach girls ending. Ino is quite gifted in the breast area, so the supreme theory still holds true.

finally someone who isnt too hinata-obsessed to see the truth!

actually animemaster, hanabi might be able to beat ino.....she IS better than hinata after all

[LobsterMagnet]

The biggest test for the breast theory is comming. If there are any female members of the atatsuki organization and if they have huge breasts then there will be no more contesting the breast theory.

[TruthofMistake]

lol yeah hinabi would probably beat hinata how pathetic and im not hinata obsessed i just respect her hand to hand combat skills when shes motivated if she wasnt she would get beaten down by just about anyone but motivated hinata > motivated ino non motivated hinata < anyone