Funny stories

[Eurasian]

do u allow ur cat to lick u???

[Assertn]

lol, im pretty sure a cat's tongue is cleaner than your hands are

[Eurasian]

WHAT?!?! my hands don't touch toilet water. ur mean.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

[Mut]

gw's #1 rule = no girls

/me waits for assertn's 'no girls' pic from family guy.

anyway, i'll post some funnies from irc.

[11:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> i remember back in hs
[11:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> this one guy said he was goth
[11:11] <Mut[at]t[at]> so i stomped on his face
[11:11] <Gods_Son> that's what I'd do to Charlf00 if I saw her
[11:11] <Charlf00|AFK> really?
[11:11] <Charlf00|AFK> oh well
[11:11] <Gods_Son> I'd stomp that goth outta you
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[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> hahaha
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> i didnt know i had a son [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <Gods_Son> do I know you?
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> lol no
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> nvm
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> The God Father... Gods Son
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> nvm [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
[19:19] <Gods_Son> <Gods_Son> I got it
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[14:40] <Krbadass> Nobody is as strong as kakashi.
[14:40] <Mut[at]t[at]> ...
[14:40] <Mut[at]t[at]> kakashi > kyubi
[14:40] <Krbadass> Exactly.
[14:41] <Gods_Son> ...
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[18:52] <Mut[at]t[at]> i'm christian
[18:53] <Mut[at]t[at]> NM, what are you?
[18:53] <NarutoMaster> a senior
[18:53] <Mut[at]t[at]> what?
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[00:01] <Stoopider> Is Naruto he only one in Konoha village with yellow hair?
[00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> he does, doesn't he? the kyubi is his limit!!!!!!111
[00:02] <Stoopider> Uzumaki clan.
[00:02] <AssertnFailure> hmm.....
[00:02] <AssertnFailure> there mightve been some random chick with blond hair
[00:02] <Stoopider> Hmm. could be related.
[00:02] <AssertnFailure> well there's tsunade, anyway
[00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> that settles it
[00:02] <Stoopider> Tsunade has yellow hair?
[00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> tsunade is his mother
[00:02] <Gods_Son> Temari has blonde hair
[00:02] <Gods_Son> Tsunade is a whore
[00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> it's obvious
[00:02] <Arcness|Haku_san> o.o
[00:02] <Joker-kun> is anyone here hungarian?
[00:03] <Gods_Son> No
[00:03] <Arcness|Haku_san> O.o
[00:03] <Stoopider> No.
[00:03] <Gods_Son> where the fuck did that come from

just enjoy them and go to #gotwoot on irc.rizon.net you ass hats.

[thundrakkon]

Originally posted by: Mut@t@
gw's #1 rule = no girls

/me waits for assertn's 'no girls' pic from family guy.

Now don't be so upset that none of them are willing to hook up with you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Without the ladies, Gotwoot will be a lonely place... well, unless you enjoy male companionship... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

That's some funny stuff you have there on irc. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]