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    Gets more ass than a toilet seat! Eurasian's Avatar
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    RE: Funny stories

    do u allow ur cat to lick u???

    I tried my best...

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    RE: Funny stories

    lol, im pretty sure a cat's tongue is cleaner than your hands are
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    RE: Funny stories

    WHAT?!?! my hands don't touch toilet water. ur mean.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-mad.gif[/img]

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    RE: Funny stories

    gw's #1 rule = no girls

    /me waits for assertn's 'no girls' pic from family guy.

    anyway, i'll post some funnies from irc.

    [11:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> i remember back in hs
    [11:10] <Mut[at]t[at]> this one guy said he was goth
    [11:11] <Mut[at]t[at]> so i stomped on his face
    [11:11] <Gods_Son> that's what I'd do to Charlf00 if I saw her
    [11:11] <Charlf00|AFK> really?
    [11:11] <Charlf00|AFK> oh well
    [11:11] <Gods_Son> I'd stomp that goth outta you
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    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> hahaha
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> i didnt know i had a son [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <Gods_Son> do I know you?
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> lol no
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> nvm
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> The God Father... Gods Son
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <TheGodFather> nvm [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
    [19:19] <Gods_Son> <Gods_Son> I got it
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    [14:40] <Krbadass> Nobody is as strong as kakashi.
    [14:40] <Mut[at]t[at]> ...
    [14:40] <Mut[at]t[at]> kakashi > kyubi
    [14:40] <Krbadass> Exactly.
    [14:41] <Gods_Son> ...
    -------------------------------------------
    [18:52] <Mut[at]t[at]> i'm christian
    [18:53] <Mut[at]t[at]> NM, what are you?
    [18:53] <NarutoMaster> a senior
    [18:53] <Mut[at]t[at]> what?
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    [00:01] <Stoopider> Is Naruto he only one in Konoha village with yellow hair?
    [00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> he does, doesn't he? the kyubi is his limit!!!!!!111
    [00:02] <Stoopider> Uzumaki clan.
    [00:02] <AssertnFailure> hmm.....
    [00:02] <AssertnFailure> there mightve been some random chick with blond hair
    [00:02] <Stoopider> Hmm. could be related.
    [00:02] <AssertnFailure> well there's tsunade, anyway
    [00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> that settles it
    [00:02] <Stoopider> Tsunade has yellow hair?
    [00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> tsunade is his mother
    [00:02] <Gods_Son> Temari has blonde hair
    [00:02] <Gods_Son> Tsunade is a whore
    [00:02] <CmDr_RavEn> it's obvious
    [00:02] <Arcness|Haku_san> o.o
    [00:02] <Joker-kun> is anyone here hungarian?
    [00:03] <Gods_Son> No
    [00:03] <Arcness|Haku_san> O.o
    [00:03] <Stoopider> No.
    [00:03] <Gods_Son> where the fuck did that come from

    just enjoy them and go to #gotwoot on irc.rizon.net you ass hats.
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    RE: Funny stories

    Originally posted by: Mut@t@
    gw's #1 rule = no girls

    /me waits for assertn's 'no girls' pic from family guy.
    Now don't be so upset that none of them are willing to hook up with you. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    Without the ladies, Gotwoot will be a lonely place... well, unless you enjoy male companionship... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

    That's some funny stuff you have there on irc. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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