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    Quote Originally Posted by Buffalobiian View Post
    One of my relatives had half of his fortune taken from him in his last divorce, and another relative had asked me whether her husband giving his sons complete control over his money should he be mentally incapacitated or otherwise unable to communicate his thoughts would mean she could be kicked out of the house, whether she could get any of it if she divorced him (then), and proceeded to start up a bank account with only her name in it for future financial security.

    Yeah... it's not all flowers and roses...

    Marines.. lol.
    I think it's funny that men think women are scheming behind their backs on how to steal all of their money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    Why are you so closed minded Xan? Sometimes you just have to have a lil faith

    I guess it's not that funny though... here's a better one

    Bwhahaah that's awesome!!! Don't fuck with Marines.


    For God will not permit that we shall know what is to come... those who by some sorcery or by some dream might come to pierce the veil that lies so darkly over all that is before them may serve by just that vision to cause that God should wrench the world from its heading and set it upon another course altogether and then where stands the sorcerer? Where the dreamer and his dream?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    I think it's funny that men think women are scheming behind their backs on how to steal all of their money.
    It's about as legit as bosses thinking their workers are stealing behind theirback. It doesn't always happen, but it doesn't mean you can just brush it off as fake.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    For all you Parks and Rec fans: park-recs-pyramid_1500.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    Dem bitches man... dem bitches
    Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
    Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by darkshadow View Post
    Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
    Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.
    You mean they should get a prenup or they should sign a contact rendering divorce out of the question?

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkshadow View Post
    Goddamn fucking women; I will never get married and anyone who does should do so with some form of legally binding contract.
    Marriage, such a dumb archaic system.
    Prenup dude.

    Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Prenup dude.

    Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.
    Then why do they take half our income every time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Prenup dude.

    Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.
    I don't think you'll find that many women who will sign a prenup. It's basically a signed statement that you both think shit won't work out and that she's a money-grubbing whore. Neither of which is what a woman wants to hear, true or not.

    Quote Originally Posted by Carnage View Post
    Then why do they take half our income every time?
    That's only in some states and only if she doesn't work. If you're a stay-at-home dad (my dream job) or you make less than her, you stand to take some of her $$ if you divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Prenup dude.

    Women aren't out to steal your money, Jesus Christ.
    Prenuptial agreements have expiry dates. Just saying.

    It's a risk all married people take and the courts do favor the women and they tend to take full advantage of it. With more than half of all marriages ending in disaster within 3- 5 years, it's a good idea to have a prenuptial agreement but it isn't foolproof. Also you don't have to be legally married to someone for them to be entitled to some form of compensation. There is something called "common law marriage" which means if you're living together with someone for a certain amount of time it is legally acceptable.

    Personally I still want to get married, but to the right person. I only want to do it once.
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    The desperation... it burns. And rofl ending


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    His big brain, who has long since passed into the realm of formal operations (as well as superformal, and transformal) is no match for cody's big heart.


    the only thing worse than a psychology student is a philosophy student.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Death BOO Z View Post
    His big brain, who has long since passed into the realm of formal operations (as well as superformal, and transformal) is no match for cody's big heart.


    the only thing worse than a psychology student is a female philosophy student.
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    We're told from a young age that it's "i before e except after c".

    But never told that there are more exceptions to that rule than there are examples of the rule itself.

    Plus, phonetically it makes sense "wiiiii-eeeeerrrd". My mnemonic was to remember that "weird" was spelled in a "weird" way.

    Edit: BRO CODE

    truebro.png

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    That's peculiar since phonetically "weird" would actually be we-ird, not wi-erd. "Wi-erd" would sound like "wired" if you're talkin' in 'Mercan.


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    Does anyone have the backstory on this one?


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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    We're told from a young age that it's "i before e except after c".

    But never told that there are more exceptions to that rule than there are examples of the rule itself.

    Plus, phonetically it makes sense "wiiiii-eeeeerrrd". My mnemonic was to remember that "weird" was spelled in a "weird" way.

    Edit: BRO CODE

    truebro.png
    But wee-ird works as well.

    If it's not Isuzu-chan Mii~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    Does anyone have the backstory on this one?

    Reminds me of the "distraction speech" assignment of the Speech class I took, except with a higher weight tolerance on what could be thrown.

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    This is a pretty funny comic. Clean fun too.




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