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    Indeed all pizza..heck most food deliveries here are done by bike/scooter, which are both substantially faster.
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    It's actually a really bad idea to label your car as a pizza delivery vehicle. Robbers know you have cash and free pizza. I had a friend who was a pizza delivery guy who got robbed while on a delivery. And he wasn't even driving an Aston Martin.

    Like Assertn said, one of the hallmarks of American life are the vast distances between locations, particularly suburban homes and the retail/food districts. It would take 30+ minutes riding on very hilly terrain to deliver pizza to my house. So the last guy on your route would have to wait 2 hrs for his pizza. It's the reason the US is the biggest consumer of oil, we have the most cars because we have the most distance to go and mass transit is lacking. I think our person per square foot ratio is also one of the smallest in the 1st world.


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    How do you get robbed while on a delivery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assertn View Post
    How do you get robbed while on a delivery?
    Smelly homeless people love pizza.

    <@Terra> he told me this, "man actually meeting terra is so fucking big", and he started crying. Then he bought me hot dogs

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    Quote Originally Posted by XanBcoo View Post
    Smelly homeless people love pizza.
    I thought the smelly homeless people were trapped inside the bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    I thought the smelly homeless people were trapped inside the bus.
    They can still love pizza, even trapped in a bus.


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    You park your car and walk to the door of the apartment you are delivering to, which can sometimes be a good 100 yards away. People see you and know you've got cash for change and from sales, and you're encumbered by the hot pizzas and probably don't know the area.


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    We only had one company car, and our old boss kept that when he sold the business to the current boss. The drivers use their own cars for deliveries. The current boss did make them carry the plastic advertisement box on their cars for a while, but I think he's stopped now. It screws up the paint job on the car.

    And Cars >>> Bikes here.. so more often than not you'll find a delivery car vs a delivery bike.

    None of our drivers have been robbed in at least 5 years.

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    the place i worked at didn't require me to have a sign on my car, but it was also a mom-and-pop shop.
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07

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    Quote Originally Posted by Assertn View Post
    the place i worked at didn't require me to have a sign on my car, but it was also a mom-and-pop shop.
    Yeah, this one's a fast food chain one - though the fact that the first boss didn't care tells you that it really didn't matter. The 2nd boss just wanted to increase sales.

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    I recall my friend said he and other drivers hated the sign and the potential danger of posting it on their delivery cars, but the bosses were hard-asses about it. It's been a long time since those days, but that sticks out in my mind.

    Back on topic:

    funny-weird-photos-3.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    I recall my friend said he and other drivers hated the sign and the potential danger of posting it on their delivery cars, but the bosses were hard-asses about it. It's been a long time since those days, but that sticks out in my mind.

    Back on topic:

    funny-weird-photos-3.jpg
    I don't get it. Are they skunks?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animeniax View Post
    Back on topic:
    I can't relate to this image, and am therefore offended that you posted it.
    10/4/04 - 8/20/07

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    I feel this thread needs a reminder of what you are to us:

    10/4/04 - 8/20/07

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    The US according to some european dude (and probably archangel)


    10/4/04 - 8/20/07

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    Did we really need a reminder of how dumb you people are though?

    For relatedness, here's some cool shit












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    Quote Originally Posted by Archangel View Post
    Did we really need a reminder of how dumb you people are though?

    They've come a long way.

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    Those are some pretty funny pics brah
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