Indeed. Pancake bunny = teh roxx0rz j00 boxxorz
Done.
Indeed. Pancake bunny = teh roxx0rz j00 boxxorz
Done.
^my fav
and thats my 2cents
"the awful truth"...LOL!!! and i like the daughter is on the porn site. LMAO!!! good pics r3n!
I tried my best...
I still don't see the car
I Don't like to say anything twice
ROTFLMAO x 912348198912892Originally posted by: r3n
Oh and thanks for the hair comments girls [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
hey wot movie's combined?? lotr and..??? (referring to r3n's pics)
pulp fiction. its the scene where samuel L jackson says "English, motherfucker! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" and they replaced him with a pic of legolas.
this stupid kid thinks hes neji.
hey man you should put the other pics coz he confused all the naruto characters... [the stupid ass]
i haven't seen pulp fiction yet so no wonder i couldn't get it. thanks r3n
Man I remeber the "boy neji" what a jackass lol
R.I.P Captain America.
can't believe that guy confused rock lee w/neji. and rofl @the belt on his head. wtf. wonder if he thought he could get some internet fame like the original photochop kid.
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
What was he trying to do by puting color on his hand???? And Rock Lee doesn't have a blue forhead thing and it's not on his head
Eidt- Oh shit off topic and sorry to those who didn't see but that suvre is gay and wont let my post it
I Don't like to say anything twice
lol @ above......all but 1 of the pictures dont show [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
EDIT: jimmymasaki... hmm... i removed the pic which u consider porn...
wow......hoof in mouth virus........
thats......something
10/4/04 - 8/20/07
dude [shinichi69] i dont get how some of those pics are funny.. it seems more like pornography to me...
i dont know if anyone of u had read this but it's hell funny. i got it from a friend
may contain sexual references (not that there aint any in this thread)
I JACKED THIS FROM SOMEONE'S XANGA...its so funny
Quote:
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"So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:
bloodninja Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14 Aight.
bloodninja Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14 I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja Me too baby.
BritneySpears14 I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14 Hey...
bloodninja I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14 Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14 You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14 Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja Baby?
Yeah it was pretty sweet. "
"This one was good.
bloodninja Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3 thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3 haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3 i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3 haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3 i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3 No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3 stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3 thats it.
bloodninja Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja Goddam am I hard now. "
"Ew this chick was nasty. Yeeeeaah.
bloodninja Wanna cyber?
Katie_007 Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja What like gardening an shit?
Katie_007 Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
Katie_007 is that it?
bloodninja You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007 I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
bloodninja I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007 Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja Damn baby you're right, this shit is HOTT.
Katie_007 ...
bloodninja My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007 What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007 whatever. "
"This kinda sucked.
BritneySpears14 Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14 I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14 Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14 I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14 What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA Oh shit
BritneySpears14 I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA Oh shit
eminemBNJA damn I gotta write down your names or something "
to long must try to read....
I Don't like to say anything twice
haha! man if this guy was serious i feel sorry for whoever comes in contact with him in real life. but then again he sounds like one strangely amusing guy.
EDIT: man what happened to the funny pictures?? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] [i emphasise FUNNY]
aite i know ya said picture, but this is just too great to pass up click here if u want to laugh
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