My contribution to the happy horny people of the forum
Camera's are my friends.
My contribution to the happy horny people of the forum
Camera's are my friends.
MmmMmm. Ooiiishiii
first time: hasn't happened yet, but when it does im sure it'll be good.
current status: single and horney.
favorite position: dont really know, but i think i'd like it when she's on top. ( less work for me. god im lazy)
god knows what: i really like just watching tv with a girl, holding her. its nice.
edit: stoopider. thats fucked up.
Well I'm about to break up with my gf so y'all may welcome me to the sexless club again. Weee!
^_^ terra.. you still have spiked log, hamster, and darkflare.. you are not alone.. you see...
you sound rather cheery for someone who about to break up terra
y u breaking up, if u dont mind me asking
Sometimes its better to split, and apart from the lack of sex there are many positive aspects; You are free (I always seem to have more time and money when single), you can look touch flirt with whoever you like, you dont have to telephone (or answer it) every evening (Very bad when shes been out drinking with her m8s), and best of all you don't get subject to the utter crap they like to watch on tv....still, you gotta love em!
What Jakins said.
And we fought a lot. We've been together 2 fucking years, damnit. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
how old are you terra?
first time: Well it was some time since I and "The Hand" began our relationship.. Somewhere between 4 and 6 grade..
current status: Me and "The Hand" still going steady.. Even if i want to find someone to cheat with..
favorite position: Well it would feel really sick to talk about them.. But if i found someone else i guess it would be the missonary (if that is the name in english.. Or else i guess Terra at least will now what i mean)
god knows what: I cant think of anything sex-related so i just say i love lasagna.. Oh wait, ii also love boobs.. I prefer natural normal breast..
lol. nice twist. very nice indeed.
now, who thinks that the lasagna really is sex related?
Well how should i know what kinds of perverts there are here [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
And BTW i liked that pictures "The Perfect Attitude for the Perfect woman.." that shinichi69 posted.. it actually made me laugh when i pictured that girl saying thous things..
yea that was pretty good
i feel this thread and the boobs thread deserve more attention, i would have posted a pic instead of this spam but i dont have any to post.
i leave the rest up to you now, go forth and post many pictures or share stories
well someone has to keep this thread alive and if no one else is gonna do it then its up to me
first time: Was disapointed. Learned that belly buttons had nothing to do with sex. Wasted a lot of time on this [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
current status: Starvation
favorite position: Doggy, as long as i'm not the one on all four [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
god knows what: I have this rare Cheez Whiz fetish
First time: still didn't happen, [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img] even though I'm almost 18.
To make it worse: I could've gotten laid when I was 15, but because I was clumsy with a condom it broke. (BAKA BAKA)
Nothing has happened yet. I have gotten to second base though [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
--------------------------------"THE DROPOUT CREW"-------------------------------
___________________Captain Dropout For Life__________________
I hate this first base, second base, third base bullsh1t. Just say what you did. Nothing wrong with being clear.
(<-- Isn't completly sure about the meaning of those bases. Only knows third base is everything but sexual intercourse. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img])
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