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    The Sex Thread

    YES IT'S A SEX THREAD!
    Write whatever you want that's sex related. First time. Current status. Favorite position, God knows what!

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1111

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    The Sex Thread

    lol let's all have a big orgy

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    The Sex Thread

    Terra I knew you were deviant but you have sunk to a new low....

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    NOOO MY BRILLIANT TOPIC OF SENSUALITY IS DOOMED

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    First time: sucked (not as much literally as figuratively, unfortunately)
    Current status: looking for more
    Favorite position: then it wouldn't be a surprise
    God knows what: i have an insatiable addiction to foot massages [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]

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    The Sex Thread

    SEX THREAD!!! BAN TERRACOSMO![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
    MmmMmm. Ooiiishiii


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    RE: The Sex Thread

    *Bans himself, doesn't work, ban bounces off his body and hits Stoopider, banning him!*

    Ah yes, props to iminyourbrain for taking this topic seriously. The rest of you are obviously too immature to realize the brilliance and stimulation of this topic! Or something. Anyway.

    I'll just copy brain's little chart.

    First time: Pretty good actually since I had been together with that girl for quite a long time so I knew her well.
    Current status: Active, girlfriend.
    Favorite position: Can't seriously pick, it's hard [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
    God knows what: I prefer back massages [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    just an extra comment....

    waterbeds are great if you know what you're doing.

    and make u seasick if u don't [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    Terracosmo just wants to see if any of us have any interesting positions or moves so he can try them out [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img].

    First Time: Hasn't happened yet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
    Current Status: Still Looking for a girl
    Favorite Position: Theres oh so many though...hard to pick [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
    God Knows What: I haven't gotten any action yet so its my secret till then [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
    This fantastic Sousuke sig was made by the one and only Lucifus! Thanks man!

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    Yes, I'll blatantly steal all your secrets MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~

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    lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    Originally posted by: Uzumaki Naruto
    lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea
    That isn't corny mate. I did the same thing. I have no understanding for people who just want to get it overwith. Has society fallen that low? I mean your virginity is supposed to be something -special-. That's what I feel like at least [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

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    yes someone who understands

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    terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    this thread is not fun for the mayority of the forums since they wont post here.

    waiting for it to happen. ill take my time.

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    Originally posted by: Darkflare
    terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
    ROFL

    (ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    dont forget about the whipcream terra, youll need it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

    R.I.P Captain America.

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    RE: The Sex Thread

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    Originally posted by: Darkflare
    terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
    ROFL

    (ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)
    -.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked log

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    The Sex Thread

    Ah yes, nothing like spiked logs and whipped cream... wait, hey!!

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    The Sex Thread

    Originally posted by: Terracosmo
    Ah yes, nothing like spiked logs and whipped cream... wait, hey!!
    lmao! Lol ShinobiNeko, DarkFlares crazy about u.
    This fantastic Sousuke sig was made by the one and only Lucifus! Thanks man!

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