YES IT'S A SEX THREAD!
Write whatever you want that's sex related. First time. Current status. Favorite position, God knows what!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1111
YES IT'S A SEX THREAD!
Write whatever you want that's sex related. First time. Current status. Favorite position, God knows what!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!1111
lol let's all have a big orgy
Terra I knew you were deviant but you have sunk to a new low....
First time: sucked (not as much literally as figuratively, unfortunately)
Current status: looking for more
Favorite position: then it wouldn't be a surprise
God knows what: i have an insatiable addiction to foot massages [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-shocked.gif[/img]
SEX THREAD!!! BAN TERRACOSMO![img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
MmmMmm. Ooiiishiii
*Bans himself, doesn't work, ban bounces off his body and hits Stoopider, banning him!*
Ah yes, props to iminyourbrain for taking this topic seriously. The rest of you are obviously too immature to realize the brilliance and stimulation of this topic! Or something. Anyway.
I'll just copy brain's little chart.
First time: Pretty good actually since I had been together with that girl for quite a long time so I knew her well.
Current status: Active, girlfriend.
Favorite position: Can't seriously pick, it's hard [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
God knows what: I prefer back massages [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
just an extra comment....
waterbeds are great if you know what you're doing.
and make u seasick if u don't [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]
Terracosmo just wants to see if any of us have any interesting positions or moves so he can try them out [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img].
First Time: Hasn't happened yet [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]
Current Status: Still Looking for a girl
Favorite Position: Theres oh so many though...hard to pick [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
God Knows What: I haven't gotten any action yet so its my secret till then [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
This fantastic Sousuke sig was made by the one and only Lucifus! Thanks man!
Yes, I'll blatantly steal all your secrets MWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa~
lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea
That isn't corny mate. I did the same thing. I have no understanding for people who just want to get it overwith. Has society fallen that low? I mean your virginity is supposed to be something -special-. That's what I feel like at least [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]Originally posted by: Uzumaki Naruto
lets c, hasnt happened yet, not really the type of a guy who would just do it with any girl, waiting for the right time and for the perferct girl, yes it sounds corny but shit its what i chose to do with my life so yea
yes someone who understands
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
ROFLOriginally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)
-.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked logOriginally posted by: Terracosmo
ROFLOriginally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)
I CALL SPIKED LOG!!!Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko
-.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked logOriginally posted by: Terracosmo
ROFLOriginally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.
(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)
You can have the spiked log =P
this thread is not fun for the mayority of the forums since they wont post here.
waiting for it to happen. ill take my time.
dont forget about the whipcream terra, youll need it [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
R.I.P Captain America.
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