First time: A lady dosn't kiss and tell. I think I'll leave this thread to you gentlemen.
Current status: single, but not intersted in casual sex.
fav position: see answer to "first time".
god knows what: Ilove beig kissed in the neck, and having my ears nibbled. weird? probably.
But guys, trying to see if our boobs our detachable: not so much of a turn on. be gentle.
* whips out video camera to film terra, shinobineko, and dakflare* [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
"But guys, trying to see if our boobs our detachable: not so much of a turn on. be gentle."
LOL
Half of Gotwoot's posters: IT ISN'T A TURN-ON? DAMNIT!
Some retarded people think that when we grab them, they dont hurt the girl but they dont seem to realize that it does, so shame on them
R.I.P Captain America.
Well the approach you have to take this is would you want a girl grabbing your balls and forceing them in a directiong or poditions that they were not supos to go. "Turn your head and cough" remebre those words and the cold hand.
I'd rather have like a four hour makeout session than have half an hour of sex. my prefrence.
To all the girls on the forum, not all guys are idiots when it comes to sex. it's just expereince, it takes time[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
innersakura chan you are filming terra, darkflare and a spiked log, you must have missed when kawarimi no jutsu took place
Heh, coming to Terra's aid on this one... just was reading through the thread before I posted and couldn't resist this one.Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko
Well, all I said was that there was a kawarimi no jutsu into a log with spikes...what was done with that log not up to me =P and name some things you can do wtih a spiked log and whipped cream [img][/img]
Use 1: Tie your partner to the spiked log, fill their mouth with whipped cream, and dance around them, telling them that you won't untie them until they successfully expel whip cream through their nose.
Use 2: Suspend your beloved from the spiked log and have a day of body painting with the whipped cream
Use 3: Invite all of your best buds over to see your sexiest friend wearing only whip cream, but force them to make out with the spiked log beforehand.
Use 4: Cover yourself in the whip cream and ask your partner to show you what they want to do by doing it to the log first.
First time: was a result of a girl claiming that she didn't know what all the fun of having her toes licked would be... so decided to show her. 2 hours and a set of panties later we're discovered in a very compromising position.
Current status: Involved, would be engaged if I could only get the money for the ring. Anybody want to loan me about $800?
Favorite Position: So many to choose... but I'd have to say with the girl on top, pinning me down. Just adds to the fun of struggle and wrestling.
God Knows What: Easter egg hunts (and yes, I realize that now there's going to be a response to this about where to hide the easter eggs). What these are all about is kissing and touching until you find random spots that make her go crazy.
And a response to InnerSakuraChan:
A lady doesn't kiss and tell? Then ladies must only be girls when they're only around their girlfriends. Don't tell me it doesn't happen, because I know it does.
Detachable boobs? You know, that does sound painful, but I do know that my girlfriend tends to enjoy it when I see how much of one of her boobs I can hold in my mouth at once.
First time:with some chick i don't remember
Current status:nothing and not looking
Favorite Position: don't got one
That's so true there rainstorm mate, girls can be quite... well... amazingly dirty once they rid themselves of the male company. Or so I hear...
heh trust me they are, when theyre around their girlfriends anything goes, lingerie parties etc, they tend to have "games" at these parties, and male strippers arent rare either. (spying with your friends is fun!)
1st time, i was 14, 8th grade after the, i forget what u call it but it was one of those dances a few weeks before graduation, this girl michelle from nyc, ah good times.
current status, single and looking for a girl that isnt a fuckin drama queen, (no i wont fight that guy for no reason)
favorite position, her on top
god knows what, i like latex.
Congratz to Sharingan Kakashi for being post number 69 on a sex thread.
ahahaha
good eye rainstorm
a new truth is found out.. read... this is a must read.. lol..
irashiimiaka02: but you don't get my love... you animal abuser... and log abuser [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img][img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]:
DarkFlare101: lies
airashiimiaka02: no i m not
DarkFlare101: it wouldnt have been log abuse if misa had kawairimi'd something else
airashiimiaka02: i have evidence here in gotwoot
DarkFlare101: and i only did the inflatable hamsters because terra told me to [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
airashiimiaka02: lol... let see.. what were you doing with terra
DarkFlare101: not much
airashiimiaka02: you guys had #x#
DarkFlare101: lies. we didnt touch each other! (much)
DarkFlare101: at all! i meant at all![
and!! another one
DarkFlare101: having sex [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
DarkFlare101: why did you type used to*?
airashiimiaka02: with a log
airashiimiaka02: ?
DarkFlare101: oh yea
airashiimiaka02: must be painful
DarkFlare101: it was supposed to be misa until she kawarimi'd
DarkFlare101: me, terra, and misa
airashiimiaka02: lol...
airashiimiaka02: so you guys were trying to have three way sex?
DarkFlare101: yeo
DarkFlare101: yep
airashiimiaka02: shame on you
DarkFlare101: well, more than 3 way if you count the inflatble hampsters terra told me to bring
airashiimiaka02: so you guys are having sex wth hampsters?
airashiimiaka02: ewwww
*misa: shinobi's nickname
airashiimiaka02: ^_^ miaka..
yours truly.. reporting... the result of the interrigation
hey, i only did the hampsters because terra told me to bring them
the truth is out
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
then we can settle for answers
Or atleast a vauge discription.
ok, maybe you cant handle the truth, but the truth was given, so...dont do anything harsh just because you cant handle it
look guyus I got this PM telling me to shceck this thread... and Iall I know is whoever I had sex wuth i loved it... logs are undertated, guys, I love you all.. SEX FOR THE PEOPLE
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