The Sex Thread

[lionheart1012000]

Originally posted by: Nara Shikamaru VI
been there done that Souryusen [img][/img] . nothing new. want some fresh pic

then how's about actually finding a girl and taking pictures of her, instead of obsessing over what you may never get [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

[Darkflare]

Originally posted by: ShinobiNeko

Originally posted by: Terracosmo

Originally posted by: Darkflare
terra, me, you, shinobineko. now.

ROFL

(ps don't forget handcuffs & the inflatable hamsters)

-.- there would be a kawarimi no jutsu involved and then it would be terra, darkflare, and a spiked log

I CALL SPIKED LOG!!!

[ShinobiNeko]

You can have the spiked log =P

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

finding a girl require effort. and coaxing her to undress require even more effort

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

No one is answering any more so

First time About.... 3 or 4 years.... from now (yes that means it hasn't happened)

Current status looking for someone right

Favorite position that one where she isn't asleep....

God knows what.... well if god doesn't i don't.

[Terracosmo]

My glorious sensuality thread has been reduced to "request a porn pic". Gwaaaah!

[Souryusen]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
My glorious sensuality thread has been reduced to "request a porn pic". Gwaaaah!

Don't even try to act surprised.

[SK]

a wise man once said, "anal sex is fun and there aint no baby"

[Eurasian]

i've always wondered about this: my friend told me that guys like to see girls w/ tattoos on the back around the waist area so when they do the doggy style they have something to look at when they're bored. my question is do guys get bored during sex???

[Nara Shikamaru VI]

yes most guys are turn on by tatoo.so go get yours now

[kAi]

get a tat of a naked lady...
so they can think about her instead of you...
jhaha...lolz

[Terracosmo]

Originally posted by: Eurasian
i've always wondered about this: my friend told me that guys like to see girls w/ tattoos on the back around the waist area so when they do the doggy style they have something to look at when they're bored. my question is do guys get bored during sex???

Sounds like extreme nonsense to me at least, since that's my favorite position. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img] I have a hard time thinking any guy finds that position boring. I mean c'mon, great view and all. I'm not much of a tattoo-guy myself... I didn't think it was possible to get bored during sex, either. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

[Assassin]

any guy who gets bored during sex can lend me his wife/gf, and i'll be happy to do his dirty work for him [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]

as for terra thread:

First time: soon as i get married, ie: find that perfect girl,

current status: no girl ergo, no sex.....all females intrested in solving my problem, feel free to contact me....now!

fav position: My penis in her vagina.....the position of the rest of my body doesn't matter so much.

God knows what: hmm, the massaging of breasts has always been an intrest of mine.

Edit:

this is to all the girls on this forum.....we all know taht guys hate to hit in the nuts as it hurts like a bitch. but i've heard its also painful for girls to have thier breast pushed....according to my friends, if u push them up, towards the head, its hurts. is that true?

[Eurasian]

WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD PUSH A GIRL'S BREAST UPWARD?!?! OF COURSE IT'LL HURT!!

girls only kick that area for self-defense.

[Assassin]

Originally posted by: Eurasian
WHAT KIND OF GUY WOULD PUSH A GIRL'S BREAST UPWARD?!?! OF COURSE IT'LL HURT!!

girls only kick that area for self-defense.

LMAO!!

well at the time he told me this he has just started dating this chick, and she happend to be "well developed"......so i didn't ask him how or why he knew that.

anyway, i always figured it was all fat in that area....like pushing ur bicep or something. unfortunately, when a girl kicks a guy in the sack, its either funny or "he had it comming". but if a guy was to do soemthign liek that to a girl, its sexual harrasement.....*sigh* whats this world comming to

[Eurasian]

Originally posted by: Assassin
anyway, i always figured it was all fat in that area....like pushing ur bicep or something. unfortunately, when a girl kicks a guy in the sack, its either funny or "he had it comming". but if a guy was to do soemthign liek that to a girl, its sexual harrasement.....*sigh* whats this world comming to

to protect the girls of course!! cuz men can't keep their hands to themselves sometime.

was he trying to figure out how far her breast can go in each direction to come up w/ that conclusion????????????

[Kagari]

First time: with my first ever girlfriend...it was her 16th birthday, her whole family was upstairs, eating cake...we were in the basement bedroom. it was actually awesome.

current status: inactive. sex out of relationships isn't for me, so I'm waiting untill the next girl I actually like comes along.

fav position: girl on top, obviously.

God knows what: sexy nymphomaniac females DO exist...I dated one. Do yourselves a favour and find one...things will never be the same.

[Terracosmo]

Weeee, this thread is becoming sexy for real! ^_^

And

Originally posted by: Kagari
God knows what: sexy nymphomaniac females DO exist...I dated one. Do yourselves a favour and find one...things will never be the same.

Indeed [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[Shi_No_Shikaku]

Originally posted by: Terracosmo
Weeee, this thread is becoming sexy for real! ^_^

Plezz don't tell me your getting off to this.... eeeeewwwww

[Terracosmo]

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