naruto's mother

[Inazuma Kami]

Where the hell is Naruto From ? You'll see in the next eps just wait 'n see

[SK]

ok the 4th, well he had a lot of stress having to rule konoha, all the papers and stuff, so he decided to go out with his old master, jiraiya. well they head to a nice ole japanese style whore house(like in samurai champloo), where the 4th and jiraiya drink a few cold ones and then head seperate ways with their handpicked girls. well the 4th becomes attached to his girl, and goes back to see her every night, and they fall in love (awww) well the ho was really an ugly ass ninja using the sexy technique (thats where naruto gets it from) and eventually the 4th finds out, but he still loves her. then she becomes pregnant, but no one knows the 4th is the father. she gives birth to naruto, but has to fight kyubbi and gets killed, the 4th then gets the strength to defeat kyubi and he seals it in their son, because he knows he can trust him and the village to keep the demon under control. jiraiya is the only one who knows the 4th was naruto's father.

[PSJ]

wow what a diffrent theory [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] you arent serious are you?

[SK]

i was making up that shit as i went along lol

[Hotsuma]

Originally posted by: -Sharingan-Kakashi-
ok the 4th, well he had a lot of stress having to rule konoha, all the papers and stuff, so he decided to go out with his old master, jiraiya. well they head to a nice ole japanese style whore house(like in samurai champloo), where the 4th and jiraiya drink a few cold ones and then head seperate ways with their handpicked girls. well the 4th becomes attached to his girl, and goes back to see her every night, and they fall in love (awww) well the ho was really an ugly ass ninja using the sexy technique (thats where naruto gets it from) and eventually the 4th finds out, but he still loves her. then she becomes pregnant, but no one knows the 4th is the father. she gives birth to naruto, but has to fight kyubbi and gets killed, the 4th then gets the strength to defeat kyubi and he seals it in their son, because he knows he can trust him and the village to keep the demon under control. jiraiya is the only one who knows the 4th was naruto's father.

Thus making Naruto a bastard.

But I like that theory.

[Stoopider]

Lucky Naruto wasn't a girl.. or she'll be butt ugly too.