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    Post some riddles

    post some riddles you know and give the answers the next day or something.

    One, two, red, blue
    You see them every day
    Piggybacking on a bigger friend
    They always hail trouble
    What are they?



    First think of the person who lives in disguise,
    Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies.
    Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
    The middle of middle and the end of the end.
    And finally give me the sound often heard
    During the search for a hard-to-find word.
    Now string them together, and answer me this:
    What creature would you be unwilling to kiss?



    'Twas in heaven pronounced, and 'twas muttered in hell,
    An echo caught faintly the sound as it fell;
    On the confines of earth 'twas permitted to rest,
    And the depths of the ocean its presence confessed;
    'Twill be found in the sphere when 'tis riven asunder,
    Be seen in the lightning and heard in the thunder.
    'Twas allotted to man with his earliest breath,
    Attends him at birth, and awaits him in death,
    Presides o'er his happiness, honor, and health,
    Is the prop of his house, and the end of his wealth.
    In the heaps of the miser 'tis hoarded with care,
    But is sure to be lost on the prodigal heir.
    It begins every hope, every wish it must bound,
    With the husbandman toils, and with monarchs is crowned.
    Without it the soldier, the seaman may roam,
    But woe to the wretch who expels it from home!
    In the whispers of conscience its voice will be found,
    Nor e'en in the whirlwind of passion be drowned.
    'Twill not soften the heart; but though deaf be the ear,
    It will make it acutely and instantly hear.
    Yet in shade let it rest, like a delicate flower,
    Ah... breathe on it softly, - it dies in an hour.

    I'll post answers tomorrow or Thursday.

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    Post some riddles

    A clownmidget

    Your mother

    Martha Stuwert

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    1. is a cloud right?
    2. myself?

    3. too long to read, i don't like to read.

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    The second riddles answer is a spider. You got the riddle from the Harry Potter book right?

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    RE: Post some riddles

    ........



    I like naruto.

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    is it sperm?

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    RE: Post some riddles

    I usually find random guessing have a higher chance of getting it right.

    1. Conjoined twins eating a potato putting on pants.
    2. Sasuke having an enema.
    3. Fruitcake peppered with vodka boiled until it's broth.
    MmmMmm. Ooiiishiii


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    lol nice answers guys the answers are:

    1. police lights
    2. spider (ya its from harry potter)
    3: "h"

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    OH OH OH I GOT ONE!

    ur is about to die.
    the killer says "you have to say one sentence to not die"
    If the sentence is true the killer will shoot you
    If the sentence is false the killer will drown you

    what do you say to not die.

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    I tell you the truth that what I am saying is false.

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    A sentence with no assertion e.g. " The colour derived from mixing yellow and blue"

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    RE: Post some riddles

    Here's a riddle some of you Family Guy fans might know....

    A woman has two children. A homicidal murderer tells her she can only keep one. Which one does she let him kill?

    If nobody knows (Prays to God that someone will pick up this reference and not make me look like a sick person), I'll post the answer just for posterity.

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    RE: Post some riddles

    What row of numbers comes next?

    1
    11
    21
    1211
    111221
    312211
    13112221
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day

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    1
    11
    21
    1211
    111221
    312211
    13112221
    1113122211?

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    Post some riddles

    The police found a murder victim and they noticed tracks leading to and from the body. They followed the tracks to a nearby farmhouse where two men and a woman were sitting on the porch. There was no bike, skateboard, scooter, car, etc, and besides, none of them could drive. With one look at the tracks, the police arrested the woman. Why?

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    because women can't drive.
    www.rolleyes.net/

    Financial aspect of my life is revealed.

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    RE: Post some riddles

    ROTFLMAO

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    HAHAHA @ women drivers, that's the only possibility I can come up with.

    Ok, here's the answer to the one I posted before... it's kinda dumb, not really to do with math as some people might have thought (I got it from some site):

    The next row is
    1113213211
    Starting with the second line, every line describes the line before it. In writing, it is:
    One One
    Two Ones
    One Two One One
    etc.
    etc.
    I think I know precisely what I mean
    when I say it's a schpadoinkle day

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    oh I got one

    Whats long, looks exactly like you and can see you from every direction

    R.I.P Captain America.

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    RE: Post some riddles

    its foot tracks, and she was wearing heels.
    might that site be twc raven?

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