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    Orochimaru

    Well, this is just a funny thought, but in episode 86, Jiraiya is telling Naruto about the three things that can ruin a ninja. Alcohol, money, and women. Jiraiya has been ruined by women, and Tsunade has been ruined by money... Was Orochimaru then ruined by alcohol? [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] The way he's always limp and talking with that raspy voice of his... He's totally an alcoholic. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

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    RE: Orochimaru

    I think that Orochimaru is getting ruined by young and handsome men ;-)

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    Orochimaru

    Originally posted by: Halo2298
    Was Orochimaru then ruined by alcohol?
    no.
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    Explain yourself, Gimp !

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    RE: Orochimaru

    ur all wrong, he was influenced by metrosexuals

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    RE: Orochimaru

    Well since everything in Naruto Applys to everyone. Like Saskue - Oro , Naruto - Jyria (cant spell) so Why not. Hes am alcohol freek.

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    RE: Orochimaru

    Watch out for Oro's Fermentation no Justsu!!!

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    RE: Orochimaru

    No you're wrong, he was ruined by this thoughtless thread.

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    RE: Orochimaru

    he was ruined by young boys, jiraiya forgot to mention that 1 thats all.

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    I think Jiraiya covers the other two (women, alcohol) well enough by himself [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif[/img]
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    RE: Orochimaru

    See? Even when I'm just being funny Mut@t@ disagrees with me! What a crazy kidder.

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    RE: Orochimaru

    I remember Jiriya breaking all three at the same time.

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    Orochimaru

    Originally posted by: Halo2298
    See? Even when I'm just being funny Mut@t@ disagrees with me! What a crazy kidder.
    it just wasn't funny.

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    Originally posted by: Halo2298
    You see? That's actually nicer than just saying no. ^___^
    there is nothing mean or not nice about saying just no. you're just overly sensitive and i can't be looking out for everyone's feelings, i don't know everyone that well. however, this doesn't mean i purposely try to offend people due to lack of knowing other's sensitivity.
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    RE: Orochimaru

    This board needs a seperate forum just for pointless and/or idiotic Naruto theories.

    That way the rest of us won't have to lose a bit of sanity the next time some poster theorizes that Anko is a shemale or that Itachi is really Kakashi's son.

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    RE: Orochimaru

    You see? That's actually nicer than just saying no. ^___^

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    RE: Orochimaru

    I'll explain this ONE LAST TIME, and that's because I don't want to search for the old threads.
    Jiraiya told Naruto about ninja's 3 rules.
    Rule - Girls, money, alcohol
    Jiraiya- Girls, money and alcohol
    he posses ALL 3..... and this is shown when Naruto found him at a prostitution center.
    At first it showed him that money controlled him, because he stole a kid's money and used it all up on GIRLS, and while he was having fun with the GIRLS, he was drinking alcohol. Naruto gets pissed afterwards because he told him ninja's 3 rules and he broke them all imeddiately... It's not we make fun of your thread Halo2298, but this was discussed so many times before that we are sick of people when they do not get the WHOLE picture...by the way i've never even seen orochimaru drink before so i don't find it funny. MuT@t@ was being plain NICE when he just said "No" and did not want to insult and humuliate you.

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    RE: Orochimaru

    you can't really be "funny" in a forum in my opinion....asking/telling someone in person your joke is probably a lot more effective. here its just a waste of a read and a waste of time

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    RE: Orochimaru

    Originally posted by: jing
    I'll explain this ONE LAST TIME, and that's because I don't want to search for the old threads.
    Jiraiya told Naruto about ninja's 3 rules.
    Rule - Girls, money, alcohol
    Jiraiya- Girls, money and alcohol
    he posses ALL 3..... and this is shown when Naruto found him at a prostitution center.
    At first it showed him that money controlled him, because he stole a kid's money and used it all up on GIRLS, and while he was having fun with the GIRLS, he was drinking alcohol. Naruto gets pissed afterwards because he told him ninja's 3 rules and he broke them all imeddiately... It's not we make fun of your thread Halo2298, but this was discussed so many times before that we are sick of people when they do not get the WHOLE picture...by the way i've never even seen orochimaru drink before so i don't find it funny. MuT@t@ was being plain NICE when he just said "No" and did not want to insult and humuliate you.
    No no... You clearly don't understand what I was saying. I know in that episode, Jiraiya broke all three of those rules. But when you think of Jiraiya, what do you think of? A man ruined by money? A man ruined by alcohol? No, you think of a man who's been ruined by women. That's his cardinal flaw. Same with Tsunade. You saw her drinking, but her cardinal flaw is being a gambler and being addicted to money. So, there's THREE rules to be broken, and THREE Sannin, and two of them show that they are each corrupted by one of those rules specifically, I was spoofing that Orochimaru is secretly an alcoholic. Alas, you're just too dumb to understand that. I know you'll now say otherwise, but don't bother. Your post already says that you thought otherwise. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] He shoots... HE MAKES IT!

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    RE: Orochimaru

    the thing is Halo... it wasn't that funny, add in the fact that Orochimaru would never drink Alcohol... he has no need for it.

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