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    who raised naruto?


    sorry, i dont know if this has been posted up or not..but im curious.
    he was a baby when he was born right, so who raised him up when everyone hated him?
    come to think of it, who looked after sasuke after his clan died? i mean..he was like...7 or something when that happened wasnt he?

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    street prostitution and the like. they needed to make money so they could eat and buy weapons to practice with. well actually i think that they were self sufficient since the 3rd probably gav naruto money and sasuke if f'in rich since he was heir to all the uchiha land and wealth

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    do the street prostitutes fight?
    =P

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    over customers like kakashi, definitly.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Originally posted by: ThyName
    over customers like kakashi, definitly.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
    and over the title of "prostitu-kage"
    [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

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    thats the idea, get em loose while they're young so they can gang bang the whole village when they get older...ew.... scary vizualization

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    hmm..so there's a prostitute hierarchy in konoha?

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    ya all to further the anual income of the village by laundering money through swetshops and the like

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    and they use that money to raise orphans like naruto?



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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Originally posted by: aish
    hmm..so there's a prostitute hierarchy in konoha?
    maybe the whole idea of a ninja village is juz a smokescreen for the ever-popular AV business in the land of the rising sun???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

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    all good specualtions, i think that the kids do it cause they love it and the money they recieve is jst an added bonus to the already awesome job

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Naruto does it for the miso ramen.

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    naruto a prostitute?
    hmm..he is on friendly terms with the ramen dood...

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Originally posted by: aish
    naruto a prostitute?
    hmm..he is on friendly terms with the ramen dood...
    Ramen dood *Shudders*
    maybe ramen girl[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    ... biggest... dorks.. EVER

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    So thats why naruto Invented Sexy NO Jutsu to cover all the possible custemer bases.

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    tats why pimp of the year should go to naruto-kun

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    ahh..and that's why ero sennin likes naruto and 'teaches' naruto new techniques eh?

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Let me get this straight..Naruto became a prostitute so he can get money and support himself?? Why would someone come up with this stupid thing

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    b/c naruto is really some crack whore like my aunt

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