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    who raised naruto?


    sorry, i dont know if this has been posted up or not..but im curious.
    he was a baby when he was born right, so who raised him up when everyone hated him?
    come to think of it, who looked after sasuke after his clan died? i mean..he was like...7 or something when that happened wasnt he?

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    street prostitution and the like. they needed to make money so they could eat and buy weapons to practice with. well actually i think that they were self sufficient since the 3rd probably gav naruto money and sasuke if f'in rich since he was heir to all the uchiha land and wealth

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    do the street prostitutes fight?
    =P

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    Originally posted by: ThyName
    street prostitution and the like. they needed to make money so they could eat and buy weapons to practice with. well actually i think that they were self sufficient since the 3rd probably gav naruto money and sasuke if f'in rich since he was heir to all the uchiha land and wealth
    LOL LOL LOL LMAO ROFL LMFAO dude i cant stoip laughing he he he good one.... but i think that the third actually took care of them, other than that we have no other explanation, street prostitues could have but noooo i dont think so he he

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    LOL LOL LOL LMAO ROFL LMFAO dude i cant stoip laughing he he he good one.... but i think that the third actually took care of them, other than that we have no other explanation, street prostitues could have but noooo i dont think so he he[/quote]

    Its not that funny

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    over customers like kakashi, definitly.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by: ThyName
    over customers like kakashi, definitly.[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
    and over the title of "prostitu-kage"
    [img]i/expressions/beer.gif[/img]

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    thats the idea, get em loose while they're young so they can gang bang the whole village when they get older...ew.... scary vizualization

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    hmm..so there's a prostitute hierarchy in konoha?

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Originally posted by: aish
    hmm..so there's a prostitute hierarchy in konoha?
    maybe the whole idea of a ninja village is juz a smokescreen for the ever-popular AV business in the land of the rising sun???[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-confused.gif[/img]

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    ya all to further the anual income of the village by laundering money through swetshops and the like

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    and they use that money to raise orphans like naruto?



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    all good specualtions, i think that the kids do it cause they love it and the money they recieve is jst an added bonus to the already awesome job

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    Naruto does it for the miso ramen.

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    naruto a prostitute?
    hmm..he is on friendly terms with the ramen dood...

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Originally posted by: aish
    naruto a prostitute?
    hmm..he is on friendly terms with the ramen dood...
    Ramen dood *Shudders*
    maybe ramen girl[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

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    ... biggest... dorks.. EVER

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    So thats why naruto Invented Sexy NO Jutsu to cover all the possible custemer bases.

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    tats why pimp of the year should go to naruto-kun

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    RE: who raised naruto?

    Let me get this straight..Naruto became a prostitute so he can get money and support himself?? Why would someone come up with this stupid thing

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