I pride myself on posting only when I have something that semi-contributes to the discussion. However, seeing as I am in a rather ridiculous mood, I thought I would make an equally ridiculous thread.

SO any way, this is my odd Naruto theory:

Jiraya talks about the three vices of a Shinobi: Women, money, and alcohol.

Jiraya's weakness is obviously Women;

Tsunade's is gambling (money);

So logically, I figure that Orochimaru is a drunkard ( which is a synonym for lush, in case you were wondering).

I think that explains some of his odd behavior.

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*Waits for the fireworks to begin*

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