Check this article out! pretty wild [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/w...123_jesus.html
Check this article out! pretty wild [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
http://www.abcnews.go.com/sections/w...123_jesus.html
no way, thast just proly some publicity stunt of somesort, like they said that time when jesus appeared at the white house and shit
Rubbish!! What a load of Rubbish!! That my dear sir's is Heresy!!!
We all know that Jesus went back to the space boat and made first contact with the vulcans.
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my man jesus is up there wif the tooth faeries doin some lambada dance =P BIG PIMPIN. hes a playa thats wat he is. gettin it on wif them easter bunnys and tooth faeries and lepracahn.
Edit: and santa too!
JusDaMan. I cannot forgive you. You left out Santa.
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..no, don't add santa... he's real!Originally posted by: JusDaMan
my man jesus is up there wif the tooth faeries doin some lambada dance =P BIG PIMPIN. hes a playa thats wat he is. gettin it on wif them easter bunnys and tooth faeries and lepracahn.
Edit: and santa too!
jesuses, tooth faeries, lambada dances, pimps, playa's, easter bunnies, tooth faeries and lepracahn's are not real...
hmm intresting.
actually im jesus christ, i never died on the cross, that was my shadow replication. and im replacing my body every 20 years using a forbidden jutsu, at the moment in a body of this guy thats called "james townend" or something. i chose his body cos hes super sexy and in top form.
Rotf... dun you mean that you never died in japan? that was your shadow clone...
But it makes sence... Jesus didn't walk on water, it was just mad chakra control
btw.... was jesus a jounin, or Christianitykage?
lol that was a funny story. i think jesus is a Christiakage haha
Well i am the Judaismkage using Give me all your money no jutsu
.............................. sad you're going to hellOriginally posted by: Konoha Rek
..no, don't add santa... he's real!Originally posted by: JusDaMan
my man jesus is up there wif the tooth faeries doin some lambada dance =P BIG PIMPIN. hes a playa thats wat he is. gettin it on wif them easter bunnys and tooth faeries and lepracahn.
Edit: and santa too!
jesuses, tooth faeries, lambada dances, pimps, playa's, easter bunnies, tooth faeries and lepracahn's are not real...
rotf... weapon of choice: "Fuuma Dreidel"
Wow, silliness. This had to have come out recently, or the whole thing with the government hunting down Christians (Tokugawa Shogunate?) would have caught them.
It's believable if you don't believe in Christianity i guess. For instance, it's possible that Jesus came to a 'near death' state on the cross, and they mistook it for death because of their poor medical knowledge at the time. He was then buried in a cave of all places, not underground, but a 'CAVE'. Caves don't always have just one exit, and besides, all they did was shove a big 'round' rock in front of the cave entrance. Even if he couldn't find an alternative route out (After waking up and pushing the lid aside), he might of been able to roll the stone away a little by pushing against the cave wall with his feet.
Then due to the fact he almost died, he might of fled the country. And somehow ended up in Japan, where after assuming he was safe, because everyone looked so different, and the Romans probably hadn't got there (Don't forget the Romans held most of Europe, which would explain exactly why he fled so far), he decided to settle in and live the rest of his remaining life.
Afterall, how can you believe a book which has been reproduced a billion times. I would like to see the originals really, and even then, because it's written by hand, it could of been done by anyone. If it was written in letters that say, give off an eternal flame on the other hand, it's more believable that it's been done by god or someone related to him in some way. Why make it so that anyone could of done it? O.o
So, if you arn't a Christian and you don't believe in Religion, and that Jesus was a fraud and the Bible is just a get rich scheme by someone who decided that writing a book on our creation and a higher being would make a damn good book and a good best seller, then indeed this story about him living and dying in Japan may well hold true to you! =P
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