Simpsons Quotes

[AkimichiChouji]

My favourite quote so far


lisa: dad how did you get this fruit basket?
homer: for pushing mr. burns out of a 3 story window
lisa: oh my god is he ok?
homer: what do i look like a doctor?

[Stoopider]

Homers da bomb man. Before SImpson. Homer was a very intelligent name. But the Simpson's managed to stupify it.


Homer : So your never going to eat meat again?
Lisa : No
H: How about Ham?
L: No
H: Bacon?
L: No
H: Pork Chop?
L: DAaaAAD! Their all from the same animal!
H: Hahah. Yeah rite Lisa. A wonderful MAGICAL Animal.

[AkimichiChouji]

I know its so true...did you hear how fox and the simpsons are in the pre stages of making a movie?



H: You see boy, a woman is lot like a beer, its cold on the outside and smooth on the inside and you'd step over your own mother to get one...and when your done with that one...you want another and another!

[bwabes]

There's already a thread like this here.

[Raven]

Yes, bwabes is correct, there's another identical thread, and as much as i love the Simpsons I'm going to have to close this. [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif[/img]