> Indian With One Testicle
>>>
>>> There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named
>>> because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked
>>> everyone not to call him Onestone.
>>>
>>> After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
>>> "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!" The word got
>>> around and nobody called him that any more.
>>>
>>> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
>>> morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into
>>> the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made
>>> love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
>>>
>>> The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
>>> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a
>>> woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for
>>> many years.
>>>
>>> Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
>>> Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone."
>>>
>>> Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made
>>> love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all
>>> the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
>>> wouldn't die!
>>>
>>> What is the moral of this story?????............................
>>>
>>>
>>> OH, come on...take a guess!
>>>
>>>
>>> Think about it ....... (You're going to love this!)
>>>
>>> And the moral is:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> ...You can't kill two birds with one stone.

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