i dunno if anyone did this but here's mine i got like 3 haha all m jokes are from jokes women wont laugh at or from friends




Q. what do women put behind their ears before sex?

A. their ankles


Q. whats six inches long and wrinkly and has a big head and drives women wild

A. one hundred dolllar bill




This one is the best

A naive man was a little clueless on his wedding night so he calls his mother for advice. "Take that thing you always play with and stick it where she pees. so he got his bowling ball and threw it in the toilet


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