Dedicated to Family Guy

[ad4mz41]

Family Guy haha. This has got to be one of the greatest shows on Earth. Haha I just remembered a funny moment by Peter Griffin:

Business Man: Your family has just won a boat! Or... you can get the mystery box!
Peter: OOO a mystery box!
Lois: Peter, are you crazy...
Peter: Now wait a minute. A boats a boat, but a box can be anything... it could even be a boat! You know how much we always wanted one of those.
Lois: We'll take the boa...
Peter: We'll take the box!
*Minutes later in the car*
Lois: Nooo, we'll take the box. A box with tickets to a crappy concert!
Peter: Oh com' on Lois, you act like this is the stupidest thing I've ever done... remember that time we could've gotten a boat?
*Replays the scene where he denies the boat and gets the mysterious box*
Lois: Peter that just happened!

Another one I can remember:
Lois: Peter, sometimes I think your such a child.
Peter: Well if I'm a child, that would make you a pedophile!

And as a side poll: Whos fatter, Homer Simpson or Petter Griffin?
I say Homer Simpson..?

[sangai]

ohhh

stewie: Damn
stewie:what the dues
stewie:well brocolli mother says your good for me, well i got news for you IM NOT GOOD FOR YOU "DIE"

there was one where stewie is having a dream about killing mister rodgers and destroying make believe lane or something like that

can't rember what he says

and peter griffon is fatter

[Swallow Your Soul]

Peter Griffin is definitely fatter - just look at all the fat in his face!

Cleveland and Quagmire rock in Family Guy, and Joe should join a heavy metal band [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img] (AWWWRIGHT! BRING IT ONNNNNN!!!)

For some reason I can't think of any cool quotes from it at the moment...but any scenes which involve a whisky bottle being thrown at someone is always funny [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]

Its good to hear FG is coming back in a year or two, that should never have been cancelled (I know Fox is an American channel but it seems to me like that station is run by a right bunch of cunts....I heard they cancelled Futurama and put Banzai on the air around the same time! Whether thats true or not, they cancelled two of the best shows there was...they decided to bring back FG because of high DVD sales so why not Futurama? Their DVDs sell shitloads!)

[lionheart1012000]

the only cool quote...well it seems cool to me is this one:
Stewie: Damn you woman!

[r3n]

quagmire has a 1 night stand chick in his bed, he walks into the room in his dressing gown, its the morning after.

1 night stand chick: mark honey, can i ask you a question? what do you do for a living?

quagmire: hey, can i ask you a question? what are you still doing here!

[HimizujinEternia]

Black Knight: What's YOUR fat ass doing here?
Random Minstrel on a fat donkey: He's my only means of conveyance! But I guess I do spoil him...


Stewie: Well mother, you know how they say life is like a box of chocolates? Well, for you it would be more like a box of ONE DOZEN LIVE HAND GRENADES!


Chris: They even have games in the bathrooms! I WON A BALLOON!

[Gods_Son]

Peter: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass

[anime050]

Peter: You know lois
Peter: I always thought..
Peter: Dogs...
Peter: Laid eggs!
Peter: And I learned something today.

[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

[sangai]

qaugmire:gigideee gigideeee
quagmire:hey meg 18 teen yet
the black guy(jo): Peter your what the spanyards call "el trouleble"
peter: Damn leafers
brian:got coke (coke head's laugh)
peter: Dear god chris what the hell happened to your leg, wait a minute thats not your leg

im gonna go whatch the dvd's when i get home i went and bought them
there so great

one of the best episodes is im peter hear me roar
he makes stewie suck on his nipple
there is three seasons and 7 disk's in total i think can't remember

[lionheart1012000]

omg...i never saw that one...damn now i wanna buy those dvds

[ad4mz41]

Haha oh yeah I remember that episode. Its where he turns all feminine and girly because he used to be an insensitive sexist.

[sangai]

yeah the look on stewies face made me laugh for a like an hour

or yeah and cheezy charlies aka the man in white i will go home and make a list of the episode names

and then post them

now back to qoutes

[ad4mz41]

Anyone know where you can download these off BT?

[Everon]

Lois: Hey Quagmire I need to borrow your car.
Quagmire: Ok, just give me a sec...
(his hand goes "downstairs" for a while to find them)
Quagmire: oh here they are.

Lois: Peter, sometimes I think your such a child.
Peter: Well if I'm a child, that would make you a pedophile, and I will not stand here listening to a pedophile.

Stewie: Oh no what ever shall I do? Help Help
*comes from behind tree with bazooka*
Dog: What the hell?
Stewie: Now is the winter of your discontent!

Quagmire: Hey Peter does this look like a "Q" to you?
Peter: Sorry Quagmire, but everything just looks like lois to me.

Peter: Ahhh thhhh Ahhh thhhhhhh Ahhhhhh Athhhhhhh Ahhh thhhhh....

Quagmire: The hansons.
Peter: Ah, you do know the Hansons are men.
Quagmire: Ah hahaha good one.
...
...
Quagmire: Your joking right?
...
...
Quagmire: Oh god, Oh god, I have all these pictures!

Peter: Oh I hate spiders.
Flashback to a theater.
Spider smoking a cigarette: DON'T GO IN THERE!
Lois: Peter say something...
Peter: Oh I'll say something I'll say something alright...
Spider: Ah oh. I TOLD YOU!
Peter: Alright give me your napkin.
Smushes the spider.


Cliffton: Aww, thats Nasty.


I got a million of em.

[Swallow Your Soul]

The Chicken Fight! The length that scene goes into is well good...

Stewie: Lois, as *some famous guy in history* would say, "I'm... going to kill you!"

Stewie: But no sprinkles! For each sprinkle I shall kill you!

The scene where Peter goes to some place to organise Stewies 1st birthday but he tries to basically haggle with the guy and loses the appointment, then he tells the story to Lois is well good...where he turns into the incredible hulk [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]

All the stuff with William Shatner and the poses are all cool too...

[Raven]

Originally posted by: Swallow Your Soul
The Chicken Fight! The length that scene goes into is well good....

Oh yes! Forgot about that! That scene made me cry with laughter for so long... I had to pause the dvd because I couldn't stop laughing. It went on for so long!

[Tofu #2]

Peter: Ahhh thhhh Ahhh thhhhhhh Ahhhhhh Athhhhhhh Ahhh thhhhh....



lol, is that the one where Peter like trips on the sidewalk, and holds his knee?? that is so damn annoying, waste of time...and they do it twice in the ep.

[ad4mz41]

Episode where Peter Griffin becomes president for the El Dorado cigarrette company.

Man: You now get a new parking space.
Peter: That looks exactly like my old one.
Man: Yeah but this one comes with your own company suck-up!
Suck-up: Mornin' Mr. Griffin nice day!
Peter: Eh its a little cloudy.
Suck-up: It's absolutely cloudy one of the worst days I've seen in years. So good news about the Yankees?
Peter: I hate the Yankees.
Suck-up: Pack of cheaters is what they are. I love your tie.
Peter: I hate this tie.
Suck-up: Its awful its gotta. Its gotta go.
Peter: ... and I hate myself.
Suck-up: I hate you too you make me sick you fat sack of crap.
Peter: But I'm the president...
Suck-up: The best there is.
Peter: But you just said you hated me.
Suck-up: But...not...you...the..president...you...who...sai d...you....hated...you...you...you...who...love hate...Yankees...clouds...*KABOOM head pops off*
Man: Uh I'll have that fixed for you tommorow sir.

I think I got it right...

[Raven]

I've only seen it once, but that Y2K episode, Peter eats a year's worth of food in a year:

*Instantly swells up like a balloon*

Peter: Everyone leave. I have to poop. NOW!

[sangai]

what episode was that

and also another good qoute from "the thin white line"

meg:wow brian did you lose weight how did you do it
brian:heres some advice PUT DOWN THE FORK