peter:hey chris pull my finger this is gonna be fricken hillarious
peter:these are our demands
luke perry:luke perry is gay
the mayor:are you gonna tell me who is stealing my water (pours water into plant basin) see look there taking it
peter:hey chris pull my finger this is gonna be fricken hillarious
peter:these are our demands
luke perry:luke perry is gay
the mayor:are you gonna tell me who is stealing my water (pours water into plant basin) see look there taking it
In the episode where they get the russian car:
Car: In soviet Russia, the road forks YOU!
or the star wars lazer eye surgery:
Obi: Use the Force Luke!
Luke: Do I have to?
*luke uses the force to guide the light saber, with bad results*
Luke: Are you happy now!?!
Obi: I'm never happy
that made me laugh so much [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]
or the one where peter remembers about a road trip:
*You see road runner standing in the middle of the road*
*car runs over road runner*
*cut to peter in the car*
Peter: Oh my god, did i just hit that bird?
Coyote: No, you didn't hit anything, just keep going.
classics [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif[/img]
*Peter is watching tv and stroking his chin*
Peter: Hey! what are these doing here!? *pulls off his ass chin puts it in his pants*
El Dorado cigarette company episode
Senator: You've been sued for 100 million dollars.
El Dorado Businessman: 100 million dollars!? But that will backrupt us!
Peter: Oh, like the way you morally bankrupted our society?
hahahaha.
*whispers to script writers at the side*
Peter: That was a good one, now give me a line to get out on.
Script writers: Actually, our lunch is up.
Peter:..................Well, thats my mama! hehehehehe *does his little laugh thingy*
Judge: Peter you have been sentenced to jail!
Lois: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Stewie: Oh no!
*Kool-aid mascot jumps through the wall*
Kool-aid guy: OH YEAH!!!
Everyone:...........
*Kool-aid guy silently walks back out the building*
SMOOOKE
(not now jerry)
family guy is a goldmine of references. Seriously, you have no idea, this thread could go to 300+ posts if it were me, my roommate, and two other buddies of ours throwing around references...
they're more fun in casual conversation though.
l"What can I do about it?" "Nothing at all." "I guess.... I'll just have to grow a sense of humor then."
finding useful places to tie family guy, simpsons, south park and maybe futurama into your daily life makes them just that much more fun. Or maybe makes life just that much more fun, I dunno.
The funniest part was when they show Hitler in the weight lifting room and then this huge Jewish guy lifting next to him.
episode "the man in white"
cheesy charlie man: hai hitlaaar
louis:me likey bread sticks me licky bread sticks
olsen twin as brian: whos leg you gotto hump to get a dry martini
olsen twin as stewie[img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/img]amn, damn you all
Look in my sig.
Off-topic:
Peter is making a toy it's a cucumber man. It looks like a dildo/horny mexican.
If you remember the episode, please post the title!
Hahaha I remember that episode. Its episode 207 called The King is Dead.
Tom Tuckett: Now for our crazywacky weather forecaster... Ron!
Ron: ITS GON' RAIN!
Tom Tucket: Thank you Ron...
Haha does anyone remember the Osama Bin Laden bit where he tries to get by security in the airport by singing a showtune, haha that episode is funny.
Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together? [Lois giggles]
Peter : Lois! You've got a sick mind!
Lois : Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter : Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
Hhehe. Yeah I remember that! It's banned from tv because of sep. 11. Sad thing
It's not banned from TV, well maybe from network tv, but you can still find it on cartoon network or comedy central, forget which one it was.
cartoon network has it now.
don't forget to look out for the Family Guy Movie Coming Soon.
Peter upon seeing neighbor in wheelchair.
"Holy crip, he's a crapple"
and one of the funniest moments ever
"I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. [Lois knocks Peter unconscious.] I awoke several hours later in a daze."
- Peter Griffin, narrating his own life out loud.
LMAO.
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
you guys did here that there bringing back ther series in 2005
yeah new episodes
mainly this is because of how well the dvd's sold
was this already mentioned
Yup, but it can't hurt to say it again [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
I can't wait for the new series but its gonna be ages before it comes out [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif[/img]
true, but until then we have the movie to look forward to since it should be out sooner than the series.
I wonder what trouble Stewie will get into in the movie.
Formerly known as 'Animemaster'
watched one last night
peters wifes dad: hey brian you feel the heat coming off of her genetalia, you could roast a marshmello
i gotta go watch more, more damnt more
can wait for the movie
lady: what is your name!
peter: uhh...uhh... (trying to think of a fake name)
*peter sees someone eating a pea*
peter: pea...
*looks around and sees someone crying*
peter: ...tear...
*a griffin flys by*
peter: ...griffin...yeah, pea-tear griffin.
LOL
HAHA I was going to mention that one. It's so funny hahaha.
*Peter in the backyard ready to cute a BIG birthday cake. While cutting half way through a stripper runs out of it with a knife in her head.*
Stripper: AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs around hysterically*
Peter: OH GOD! OH GOD!... It's coconut!
hahaha
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