Originally posted by: xtort
Haha! I just thought of a great idea. We should get one of those online petitions going to have Kishimoto draw us up a special issue.
Issue: 999 Sakura "owned" ?!?! - The thrilling conclusion to "SASUKE-KUN!!!"
Everyone's in a field fighting each other, Sakura is there, and seeing that Sasuke might possibly get hurt in a battle to the death, yells SASUKE KUN! Everyone stops fighting, turns towards her, and a big bubble appears over all their heads. "I guess I'll have to use THAT jutsu." Everyone converges on Sakura performing all their special jutsus on her. She implodes, then explodes, then all her chunks explode.
Everyone goes their separate ways because her SASUKE-KUN no jutsu inspires headaches in all that hear it, and damn, being a ninja with a headache sucks.
-el fin.
-xtortout