I've been searching and searching everywhere for a new job, while working at my current part-time job. Everywhere I apply, I make sure that the place I'm intrested is actually hiring before faxing over my resume, or contacting them.
Today, at work, I pick up the phone.
Girl: "Uhm, hello? Is your manager or boss there?"
Me: "Yes they are. May I ask who's calling."
Girl: *gives her name*
Me: "Oh, I see, are you looking to a book a date for your wedding?" I work in the wedding industry.
Girl: "Uhm, no. I sent them a resume from Winsconsin a couple months back, and I was wanting to talk to them."
*uncomfortable silence*
Me: "Hold on, let me get one of them on the line for you."
I hit "Hold"
Me: "This girl sent in a resume from Winsconsin a while back, and wants to talk with you."
Boss 1: "Well, should I get this, or do you wanna talk to her honey?" Boss 1 and Boss 2 are married.
Boss 2: "Well, we're not hiring right now, so..."
Boss 1: *picks up the phone* "Yes, hello. Yes, I did get it, and looked over it. Unfortuneatly, we're not hiring right now. Uh huh, we're kind of a one-man business, you know?"
*hangs up*
PLEASE don't tell me any of you guys apply at a place before actually checking to make sure that that place is ACTUALLY hiring.