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    Ok, people...this is usually the question I raise while drunk although not many ppl i know watch naruto so I use Thundercats (drools over cheetarah), and normally EVERYONE says Panthro should be played by Samuel L Jackson. hmm.... Well, I dont wanna hear the same answers, SO PLEASE DONT SAY OOROCHIMARU SHOULD BE PLAYED BY MICHAEL JACKSON... ffs. Its a funny Idea, but they dont actually look that similar.... Anyhew. Have fun and sorry for sounding grumpy.

    My personal contribution, I reckon if u gave him white hair and a mask, Brad Pitt is exactly the right build for kakashi. But maybe (undoubtedly) you guys can guess better....

    Heroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

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    Jim Carrey as Jiraiya would be quite fun to see

    unless u don't like jim carrey...

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    Pam anderson as tsunade, jackie chan as gai

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    Hehehehe

    And David Spade as Sasuke!

    God that would be so funny....That skinny runt playing that...errrr....skinny runt. I guess it would sorta be type casting!

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    50 cent as baki, al pacino as hayate


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    baki isn't black..

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    david spade as sasuke?? hmm I thought that sasuke and the rest should be played by someone 15-16 years old, dontcha think??

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    Jackie Chan is a bit old to play Gai .. i would say Jet Li, cuz he is younger then Jackie Chan and way way better in Martial Arts..

    Brad Pitt for Kakashi.. lol intresting

    But if you could choose among all movie stars ever excisted at the top of their carreer..

    Gai - Bruce Lee (obvisously)
    Asuma - Steven Seagal
    Kakashi - Jet-Li
    Kurenai - Michelle Yeoh
    Zabuza - Jean Claude van Damme

    Well since naruto bla bla are kids i dont know kid actors who are good enough and look-alike enough to play them..

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    nah, jackie chan looks more like him, bruce lee and jet lee or w/e are far too skinny/small

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    baki isn't black but it would be funny to see him bring out his guns in a serious situation

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    LOL, don't make me laugh, jackie-chan will crack if you make him open any gates. Haha, but yeah, he looks more like Gai then Jet Lee. But i think you'd have to tie him up to fit him into the bowl haircut ! WAHAHAHHA, especially the super-thick eyebrows. Perhaps they can get gandalf the grey/white to play as Hokage ?

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    George W. Bush as the sixty years old Genin, the greatest loser in Naruto.

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    If Morgan Freeman was white he could have been the third hokage
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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Krbadass @ Feb 27 2004, 11:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> baki isn&#39;t black.. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
    none is right? they would have to cast black ppl in a naruto movie otherwise the black ppl with bitch aoubt that its rasist and stuff...


    anyway i cant think of any actors that can play these guys other than sammo hung as chouji... but zabuza should not be played by van damme.... van damme is a dwarf he cant play a guy that swings a big ass sword like zabuza. van damme would fit like konohamaru or something. maybe jay leno as kakashi he already got the hair and should wear a mask

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    LMAO@power


    ok maybe william dafoe or christopher walken as orochimaru. They are both very creepy people.
    Ziang Zygi (spelling?) as Anko. Chow young fat should be someone cause he&#39;s a very good martial artist.
    Um............ i would say brad pit fo gemma. He seems to have an attitude whereas kakashi is kinda mellow.

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya @ Feb 27 2004, 07:20 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Krbadass &#064; Feb 27 2004, 11:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> baki isn&#39;t black.. </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
    none is right? they would have to cast black ppl in a naruto movie otherwise the black ppl with bitch aoubt that its rasist and stuff...


    anyway i cant think of any actors that can play these guys other than sammo hung as chouji... but zabuza should not be played by van damme.... van damme is a dwarf he cant play a guy that swings a big ass sword like zabuza. van damme would fit like konohamaru or something. maybe jay leno as kakashi he already got the hair and should wear a mask </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
    LOL, Jean Claude Van Damme as Konohamaru, that would be hilarious.

    And yeah, Sammo Hung is perfect for Chouji or his dad.

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    nah for choujis dad you should use someone big like arnold and put him in a fat suit like eddie murphy had in the nutty professor(sp?) you could get the olsen twins to play ino and her dad

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    </div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Pervert-Sennin Jiraiya @ Feb 27 2004, 07:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> nah for choujis dad you should use someone big like arnold and put him in a fat suit like eddie murphy had in the nutty professor(sp?) you could get the olsen twins to play ino and her dad </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
    ROFLMAO, the Olsen twins being Ino and her dad.


    For Gaara just pick any random red haired kid, and go abuse him in the beach or the desert. He will get a massive trauma and he will have plenty of sand to start training.

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    use that kid in the sixth sense and beat him up at the beach and he&#39;ll turn into gaara. you could use orlando bloom as haku.

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    Elton John as Sasuke. You can&#39;t get any gayer than that.

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