Today is my birthday, quick send me your money and or valuable possessions! It is on this very day that I was brought into this world. Found with nothing more than a blanket of swords and a dream in my eyes. I'm gonna declare today some kinda holiday, maybe i'll remove warnings from people or something but only those who like swords. Better yet I could do something like snake hunting day on the simpsons. Its "Punch people who don't like swords day!". Go forth and rain down doom and suffering upon our enemies. Don't forget the doom that part is important. ( Yes, yes i do have an inflated sense of self importance )