Ninja you most fear!

[itsgalf]

I don't know, at first I wouldn't be scared of haku. I'd probably have my way with him and then when we're undressing i'll notice something thats not supposed to be there and pass out scared sh!tless.

[ssjtrunks585]

if orochimaru wanted to mess with me, i would just summon a massive mongoose and let it loose on his weak snake ass...it would go like this...

me: Kuchiyose no jutsu!
oro: oh sh*t, i guess i'm really f*cked now
mongoose: mmmmmm, snake!
<as the mongoose digests and...um...recycles orochimaru, i laugh at the pile of feces on the ground, and in a perfect al pacino voice...>
me: i told you! i told you, don't f*ck with me! You need a f*ckin army to take me on, well look at you now...why you stupid f*ck!

[Beautiful Green Beast]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DB_Hunter @ Feb 18 2004, 06:10 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Baki: Tell him Gaara&#39;s acting weird again </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
mm..... good *Its on the list now*

[The Kyubi Naruto]

I&#39;d probably fear Sasgay, Gaara or &#33;&#33;INNER SAKURA&#33;&#33; the most.
Think of Sasgay coming:

Me: Hi you little faggot
Sasgay: You&#39;re annoying... but cute.
&lt;Then Sasgay uses his Sharingan and copies my moves and then accelerates to super speed and rapes me in a millisecond&gt;
&lt;But as we know that that kind of speed will set anything in flames and the he will really be ON FIRE&#33;&gt;
Me: Man that hurt. Oh well... alteast i don&#39;t have to worry about too hard shit anymore.


Gaara

Gaara: I&#39;m definately gonna kill you guys.
Me: Who are you talking to?
&lt;Sand starts to gather&gt;
Me: HOLY SHIT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; &lt;running as fat as i can&gt;
Gaara: Feast on him mother&#33;
&lt;I was consumed by his &quot;mother&quot; surprisingly painfully&gt;
..... Gaara: Yargh&#33; I&#39;m sorry mother to feed you such crap.

&#33;&#33;INNER SAKURA&#33;&#33;

Me: Man you&#39;re so sexy&#33;
IS: how could i have let ino do this?
Me: huh?
IS: SHANNAROO (or something like that) &#33;&#33;&#33; YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD OR YOU&#39;LL GET SUCH A BEATING&#33;
Me: I&#39;m not in your head&#33; You fuckin imbesile&#33;
&lt;but since she isn&#39;t hearing me and i can&#39;t get out of her head, she&#39;ll get ballistic on me&gt;
SHANNAROOOOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Yes.... I don&#39;t know why i wrote that. Maybe I&#39;m little drunk.

[BakaShinji]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Beautiful Green Beast @ Feb 18 2004, 03:48 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> FOLLOW THESE EASY STEPS FOR A HEALTHY STAYING IN THE NARUTO WORLD&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
Shino: a can of RAID
Gaara: ... a really BIG sandbox?
Orochimaru: like the simpsons showed us... the indefeasible Mongoose&#33;
Jiraiya: Maxim will do (the articles&#33
Gai: Kockashi
Baki: customizable collector edition barbies and her baby cousin stacy
Neji: today&#39;s horoscope section + a maglite (for backup)
Sasuke: Sakura
Naruto: Sakura
Rock: Sakura (damn, this bitch will turn anyone off huh?)
Kakashi: make an appointment prior
Shikamaru: challenge him to GO
Hokage: Viagra (maybe Sakura in whiny mode too)

[Parappa]

Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it&#39;d still be worth the pain

[The Kyubi Naruto]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Parappa @ Feb 18 2004, 11:46 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Certain female with breasts so big that it would force me to comment on them. And then I would fly like really fast through many really thick walls. Ouch, it&#39;d still be worth the pain </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
HELL YEA&#33;&#33;&#33;

And I totally agree with your sig&#33;

[Slain]

Naruto at night cause he`s much to loud &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; .... when u are tired

seriuosly gaara he has no problem with killing people who are in his way

[Kazekage]

Shino is a good one, one probably freak me out....and Sakura, since she is just waaaaay to scary........





SABAKU NO GAARA IS BACK&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Naruto]

O-R-O-C-H-I-M-A-R-U

[lionheart1012000]

hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i&#39;d rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools*

[Uzumaki Naruto]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lionheart1012000 @ Feb 20 2004, 05:46 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> hehehe, i think anko also has a toungue like that. so i&#39;d rather stay a guy and meet anko oooo *drools* </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
i have to agree, imagine wut she can do to ur stuff with her tongue hehe

[Aegis Runestone]

Lol... you guys are frickin&#39; dirty about Anko... &lt;.&lt;

Hmmm.... probably Orochimaru(hey I spelled it right&#33... I can&#39;t think of anyone scarier... even Kagato isn&#39;t that evil. &lt;.&lt;

[Neji-Cof]

I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy&#33;&#33;&#33;? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Power PMV]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Neji-Cof @ Feb 20 2004, 08:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I would have to say Haku.. shes a women.. no wait.. is she a guy&#33;&#33;&#33;? he/she is pretty hot ( for an anime character ) that i would want to take her home. and if i take her or him home and find out while i have my hand down his or her pants and i get snapped by his trouser mouse.. that would scar me for life.. so just the possibility of meeting haku and his or her trouser mouse is a nightmare&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
you are right, I didn&#39;t think about that. Haku is hella scary now that I think about it.

[Whisker Boy]

</div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pat-the-1337 @ Feb 17 2004, 02:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> oro would look at me and be like &quot;u have beautiful lips&quot; and then i woudl do the things i said in last post, and then he would have his way with me while im passed out. i would wake up wiht a new seal on my bum and i dont think it woudl be a helpful seal

if it was gaara i woudlnt have a worrie.
i would say &quot;what u looking at u red headed faggot, do u miss ur momy. im glad i raped her and killed her&quot; &quot;btw im ur father&quot;
then he would throw sand at me and i woudl use my flame thrower to turn it into glass. boom gaara been owned.

if it was shino, i would be like sup dood, then flash bang him with 50 cans of bug off. shino @ owned

if it was itachi, i would be like &quot;dood whats up with ur eyes&quot; &quot;and why u look so gay&quot; then if he made a move i would mace his arse. itachi @ owned

so therfore only real person to fear is orochimaru becuase the rest woudl either be owned or they woudnt care that i was there </td></tr></table><div class='postcolor'>
[SIZE=14]HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[Kakafosha]

itachi

[DrunkPotHead]

If i met orochimaru, i wish i was a girl...

did u see his tongue?

[Kyubi Unleashed]

Hm... ninja I most fear... that would be Hokage the Fourth for his killer good looks.

[Uchiha-Itachi]

yes as manga reader you would fear itachi.. &gt;.&gt;;;

The scariest freakshow is definately Orochimaru.. omfgwtfroflmao is he.. ;